No description.
White sweater, can we call this the schizo couch now?
"I was correct." - Dana, wrong as ever
Drinking wine, as ever. At least it isn't out of a mason jar, just a candle holder Dana seems to be passing off as a tumbler.
Wamen's intuition, or something.
Psychic entities, someone with authority tracking Dana and getting info on her, doesn't like her is jealous.
Dana is angry because she was a belligerent retard on social media and people noticed her.
"This really started because I went on social media." - Dana, still on social media
Dana blames her Facebook retardation, somehow this still isn't her fault.
"Not realizing I would draw attention from narcissistic, petty assholes..." - Dana, regarding that bitch, Dana
"They don't have any reason not to like me cause I'm actually, quite likeable... Oh, I really am..." - Dana, who lists narcissism as one of her better personality traits
Tarot sperging. Page of cups reversed = insecurities
Dana screws up saying immature, accidentally compliments CAH.
King of swords reversed = government agent?
Queen of swords reversed = "someone who is bitchy and mean, and controlling."
Starts explaining how this means they alienate everybody else, backtracks when it sounds too familiar...
Dana spent all day at work thinking about this shit...
(Wow, there's literally no good news in this reading, totally not a sign that Dana is faking it...)
Dana's batteries are
"My, alleged, supposed happy life, my success, on my way to great things..." - Dana, recounting possibly the lawn tent era?
Dana accuses CAH of stalking her for at least 8 years.
"This spread I did before work, this, this last video, shows a true narcissist at work." - Dana, who is 100% correct
"Because narcissist[sic], will, maneuver themselves into positions of power, for the sake of abusing that and using others." - Dana, who appointed herself a god and uses that to threaten people on the Internet
Cana can't say manipulative correctly.
"All narcissist[sic], are fearful of being discou-, discovered."
(Dana literally lacks the vocal clarity to say the plural of narcissist.)
Gaslighting, another word Dana loves to use and knows nothing about.
Pretends to care about her family so she can complain about "pure, malignant narcissism".
Dana admits she knows jack and shit about CAH.
"I want a name, I have a right to confront my accuser." - Dana, who still doesn't understand how rights work because that would involve empathy
"If the cards are correct, and my intuition is correct..." - Dana, being wrong
CAH is Batman or something.
Dana projects on CAH, calling them an unreasonable psychopath.
Dana is trying to get CAH to dox themselves by asking for a personal connection.
CAH sits upon a throne of sarcasm quotes.
Dana would like to remind us she was right.
"What you've done borders on criminal activity. Definitely unethical, possibly criminal..." - Dana "DUI" Marie
Dana refills her wine glass while threatening CAH's job.
"The cards show a great deal of confusion, and doubt!"
"A lack of clarity..."
"You're alienating, people, people don't see you in a positive light... They think you're a bitchy, mean asshole."
"They don't like you, you're not a likeable person..."
(I'm waiting for Dana to project her DUI charge onto CAH, she's dumped every personality trait she has so far...)
The Moon reversed = secrets revieled
"So you're extremely worried about being found out." - Dana, who may or may not share her rants with her buddies at the Pump & Hump, or whatever that gas station is called...
"I'm not so easy to kill, am I?"
CAH doesn't listen, despite literally knowing everything about Dana?
CAH is egotistical, not like the woman who claims to be the Holy Vagina or whatever the fuck.
Dana is looping.
"You only pretend to be human..."
Psychopaths aren't people, so says Dana, a psychopath.
Page of cups reversed = lack of maturity and intuition
"Like... yer... dumb."
"You have a low emotional intelligence." - Dana, who doesn't understand why assaulting people makes them not like you
(Waiting for Dana to go all Jessi Slaughter on us. CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!)
"Another thing I saw in the cups..." - Dana "Wino" Marie
"...was somebody, who... can't... think straight, about what they're doing..." - Dana, demonstrating and projecting her continually degrading mental state onto everybody else
Queen of swords reversed = ruled by emotions (I thought you said CAH had no emotions, Dana.)
CAH is getting woke, or something.
More assassination plot sperging.
"You're not gonna get anybody else to do your dirty work, and you're too big of a fucking coward to actually face me." - Dana, on that loser Dana
Dana has run out of story ideas, needs CAH's help to get unstuck from this crazy loop.
"You were just ate up with your bitterness and your narcissism." - Dana, who lives alone, can't stop blaming people and says she's a magical spacefucker
Dana broke out a ciggie, still yet to light it, the rant is too much right now.
Glowie CAH didn't actually have power, because Dana is too boring to write a villain.
(I'd like to imagine Dana would give this same speech if she got a parking ticket.)
Smoke em' if you've got em'
Still innocent, her kids need some defending all of a sudden.
Everyone but Dana is a narcissist.
Jealousy.
"I have this, habit of inspiring obsession, in people."
Less of an armchair psychologist, more of a lawnchair psychologist, that's our Dana!
Smug posturing about how everyone she thinks she's at war with doesn't think they can win.
Banana and knitting sperging.
"And I have a great, affinity, for this, particular goddess..." - Dana "Lesbo" Marie
"You have murderous intent, toward me... you're spiteful, you're petty, you're ugly, inside and out."
"I can't imagine you have any actual friends." - Dana, who verifiably has no friends
"I can't imagine that anybody really wants to be around you, ever."
So, Dana's argument for CAH having no life is that no normal person would have the time to listen, this doesn't apply to Dana shitting out an hour of video daily.
Dana screws up another idiom about pushing and fighting back harder.
Dana refers to CAH losing in the past tense, welcome to the Danaverse, where time is a fucking larp.
(Yes, Dana's grip on reality is so loose, she thinks CAH has already been doxed.)
"You get brief moments where you got to mock, HAHA, DANA!"
Dana keeps tapping her cigarette pack, even she's bored.
The Hermit = a confused lecture about not saying mean things about Dana
Dana still doesn't know how to negotiate, asks CAH to quit, then threatens them anyway.
The Hermit = "withdrawl from the material world"
(So, death?)
"Well, that can be taken a couple different ways..." (No Dana, it really can't.)
The Moon and king of swords reversed + The Hermit = a bizarre rant on loss
Dana is getting close to crying again.
Says CAH is possibly screwing with other schizocows, as per her usual way of trying to make her arguments less personal revenge.
Dana expects people to ask her before they fuck with her.
Dana is determined to take CAH down with her?
"malignant, narcissistic asshole..." - Dana, trying out her new catchphrase
"malignant, narcissistic cuntface..." - Dana, still workshopping it
Dana is prepared to waste her entire life on CAH.
"So, you're welcome, world."
Fin.
Victim persecution complex on pace with her consumption of antifreeze in a glass bottle.
