Artcow "Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons & his wife Tina Toon / Tina Norton - "Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor; also his wife whose art has stagnated

Good god Tina, what is going on with that woman’s mouth?

I do like the “Sexual Harassment” label, because god knows we’d be totally lost without it.
 
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Random Internet Person said:
Funny thing, I found a thread that explained the point was completely missed. https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1368431063597465601.html

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Apparently the scene he was in was cut months ago, having nothing to do with the dumbass nytimes article and probably a standard casualty of the change of writers/director. I read somewhere else that the actress that's in Pepe's scene is actually mad that it got cut because she beats the shit out of him in it and she doesn't get to have her feminist asspats for it.
 
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The idea is that another cancelation is just another scalp for them and they're just going to keep going until they achieve their ideal environment like a parasite that'll eat away at everything and everyone. And nobody is bothering to try to stop the menace in any capacity.
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Replying to this twice because you went back and edited this in:

Well, they really suck at this part, because there's tons of people trying to stop this menace in all sorts of capacities (what the fuck do you think the entire Right and alt-Right are?), and for all of their "cancellations", the wheels of politics as usual clack on.
Real shit: you need to chill the fuck out before you drive yourself crazy. And before you give me your usual "b-buh I only freak out because teh SJWS!" line- no, they aren't the one driving you into these weird autism panic fits, that's on you. You need to realize that what some tranny says on social media, or some gay French skunk not being in the sequel to a shitty kids film, or people calling one of your alt-right idols a giant fuckhead- none of that actually matters. It's all fluff. Twats and grifters like to say that politics is downstream from culture and culture is downstream from media, but 1. That's pretty much horseshit unless you have no real parental figure in your life period, and 2. the things you bitch about are such pieces of total cultural ephemera that their only significance is in the form of the Butterfly Effect (which inherently is beyond any human ability to predict- for all we know, Pepe Le Pew not being in Space Jam 2 is what prevents WWIII by that logic).
You treat this shit like it's more important than educational curricula, goddamn.
 
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KimCoppolaAficionado said:
Bashing Cuomo for being "creepy" after doing backflips to justify Trump peeping on Ms. Universe models in their changing rooms. Never change.
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Being creepy is literally the least bad thing about that fucker. I'd think the whole "murdering a bunch of old people" thing is more important.
 
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KimCoppolaAficionado said:
Replying to this twice because you went back and edited this in:

Well, they really suck at this part, because there's tons of people trying to stop this menace in all sorts of capacities (what the fuck do you think the entire Right and alt-Right are?), and for all of their "cancellations", the wheels of politics as usual clack on.
Real shit: you need to chill the fuck out before you drive yourself crazy. And before you give me your usual "b-buh I only freak out because teh SJWS!" line- no, they aren't the one driving you into these weird autism panic fits, that's on you. You need to realize that what some tranny says on social media, or some gay French skunk not being in the sequel to a shitty kids film, or people calling one of your alt-right idols a giant fuckhead- none of that actually matters. It's all fluff. Twats and grifters like to say that politics is downstream from culture and culture is downstream from media, but 1. That's pretty much horseshit unless you have no real parental figure in your life period, and 2. the things you bitch about are such pieces of total cultural ephemera that their only significance is in the form of the Butterfly Effect (which inherently is beyond any human ability to predict- for all we know, Pepe Le Pew not being in Space Jam 2 is what prevents WWIII by that logic).
You treat this shit like it's more important than educational curricula, goddamn.
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You really overestimate how seriously I take all this.
 
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Random Internet Person said:
You really overestimate how seriously I take all this.
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Every time I see you post, it's some combination of the phrases "cancel culture", "will stop at nothing to build their progressive utopia/ideal society", "camps for right-wingers", "Truth and Accountability Commission", "won't stop until they're dead" and then a few right-wing powerwords. I just looked at your posts for today and basically the only time you don't engage with Culture War shit is talking about RWBY.
I think you underestimate how seriously you take all of this. Lack of self-awareness is a real bitch.
 
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KNOCK KNOCK, NOBODY’S HOME!​

Sleepy Joe Biden said he would only serve one term, but will he make it that far? Judging his recent behavior as an example, I think it’s unlikely. Joe’s last press conference was a disaster. He has low energy. He’s easily confused. When he speaks, his age shows. He mumbles and dithers as he tries to summon up facts from a worn out rolodex that is his mind. He couldn’t even recall the name of his Defense Secretary.

The Biden regime was installed because the ruling caste knew he could easily be manipulated. Biden is thoroughly corrupt and will do as he’s instructed. Those pulling his strings don’t care if we know they stole the election and installed Joe. They don’t care if we know he’s a man whose mental skills are in marked decline. A confused old man with outright dementia is now in nominal charge of our country and the nuclear button. As long as Joe rubber stamps the globalists’s game plan, he will continue to get a pass from their mainstream media.

Biden should retire and enjoy his family and the fruits of his ill-gotten games from years of corruption. Instead, we get to see his geriatric self embarrass himself and our country.

Biden is not my president. He is just “Resident” Biden.

RESIST!

—Ben Garrison
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His words, not mine.
 
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
It seems to me that Biden is either a criminal mastermind who stole the election or a dementia patient but not both simultaneously.
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To Ben Garrison, anyone he disagrees with is both incredibly threatening and harmless depending on which suits him best at that given moment.

Nancy Pelosi is both the head of the deep state and a drunk.
AOC is both plotting to bring down America and a barely sentient bartender.
Bernie is both a communist revolutionary and a senile old grandad.
Leftist activists are both armies of Red Guards and limp-wristed manchildren.
Neocons are both stopping Pmurt from making America great again and powerless in the face of Pmurt.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
To Ben Garrison, anyone he disagrees with is both incredibly threatening and harmless depending on which suits him best at that given moment.

Nancy Pelosi is both the head of the deep state and a drunk.
AOC is both plotting to bring down America and a barely sentient bartender.
Bernie is both a communist revolutionary and a senile old grandad.
Leftist activists are both armies of Red Guards and limp-wristed manchildren.
Neocons are both stopping Pmurt from making America great again and powerless in the face of Pmurt.
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It’s a pretty standard feature of political sperging (going as far back as Reagan, who was both a clownish buffoon and a Machiavellian criminal mastermind) but Ben turns the trope up to 11 and labels it extensively.
 
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Ima Spedonym2 said:
It’s a pretty standard feature of political sperging (going as far back as Reagan, who was both a clownish buffoon and a Machiavellian criminal mastermind) but Ben turns the trope up to 11 and labels it extensively.
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Goes way further than that pretty much any propaghanda hits this eventually. The ancient Pagans were ignorant primitive savages and mighty decadent Imperialists for example. Because as you project your hate onto your opponents you deal with an increasingly distorted view.
Bens ultimate issue is he is propaghandist rather than a commentator, he just happens to be one shilling for a cause limited clout and questionable links with reality.
 
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