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I know little about knives but I know that they shouldn't look like shitty halloween props. Hoe do you even do that with metal?
It's because they're made out of aluminum so they are really really shiny and aluminum is kind of a weird metal to superheat and work with (it doesn't change color like steel so gauging temps is harder). Also I shouldn't have to tell you recycled aluminum and copper (not even bronze) is not a good material for functional knives

Also you don't need to be a knife expert to see all the flaws on those knives and know this dude has no fucking idea what he's doing and is an amateur and yet now the Tranch has plates from the same dude who proudly shows off this quality.

It's really on brand tbh
 

that line isn’t fuzzy
That line is literally ‘are they desperate enough to talk to me, but not desperate enough to rp sex with me on twatter’

kevvie is literally doing the 2/10 would not bang neckbeard meme here
“childhoods we had robbed from us”

Please tell the little girls and boys all over the world right now being sex-trafficked that you were “robbed of your childhood”, Kevin.

Children being sex trafficked?

hhkhiejjdusjbsjxhjd 💦 💦
God I wish that was me
 
sorry if any of these have been grabbed before, but I have a bit of an info/tweet dump.

seems like this man replying to the ranch's tweets is a random leftist Coloradan. archive
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some lunacy from a "press collective" based in Portland archive
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onto Pastrami Boy, i did a rudimentary scan of his media tab and found a bit of info.

he has a dog, and may live with a wife or girlfriend. https://archive.md/zOoSc
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he seems to have prior experience with guns. https://archive.md/HQXTo
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possible medical professional, based off the lingo? https://archive.md/fwRjW
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We should look into what his @ means, as it seems to be random words thrown together into nonsense.
 
The retard who made the tranch plates also makes ugly ass knives from aluminum and copper recycled materials. Penis RT'd some and my autism peaked.

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Looks like an assortion of custom equipment for SRS surgeons.
Is he interested in amholes, or the process of creating them?
Pervert or serial killer?
 
The retard who made the tranch plates also makes ugly ass knives from aluminum and copper recycled materials. Penis RT'd some
Hilarious that the possibility of hand-to-hand combat has crossed Phil's mind. He must have heard many an exciting tale of heroic, bloody face-to-face battle being told around the barracks during his less than glittering military career.

Go on Penny, treat yourself to a set of those shit tin-can knives, and here's hoping you get to experience the uwu girl puberty hardcore Rambo action you were denied.
 
sorry if any of these have been grabbed before, but I have a bit of an info/tweet dump.

seems like this man replying to the ranch's tweets is a random leftist Coloradan. archive
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some lunacy from a "press collective" based in Portland archive
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onto Pastrami Boy, i did a rudimentary scan of his media tab and found a bit of info.

he has a dog, and may live with a wife or girlfriend. https://archive.md/zOoSc
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he seems to have prior experience with guns. https://archive.md/HQXTo
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possible medical professional, based off the lingo? https://archive.md/fwRjW
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We should look into what his @ means, as it seems to be random words thrown together into nonsense.

Yet still no pics or evidence other than anecdotal... I want to see the army
 
I’m sorry, but had to glass sperg. Okay that doesn’t look to be a nice piece (could be just seems to look like China glass to me from the coloring) and he put it in a pelican case. That’s also not how you rip out spots in a pelican case which is like why the fuck would you do it that way. Moving on to more confusing is the torch - you could smoke wax out of that, but i dont see any nails.

What is at the top left and bottom right confuse me - looks like it could be for an older vaporizer that he uses with that bong? Also it looks clean so did he buy that online and is it not actually Chinese shit or did he see that nice Glass pieces go in pelicans so he bought a 150ish dollar case for it? I really think it’s the other because that case is fucked up so bad already. also leads me to believe he set it up himself is the torch placement - it is weird and also doesn’t look like a nice torch. So, guess it’s there to just keep his weed shit together.

Okay noticed the pelican case tag yeah he bought that shit at some local head shop to store Chinese glass and fucking did the foam wrong. Kevin can’t do fucking anything right.
 
It's because they're made out of aluminum so they are really really shiny and aluminum is kind of a weird metal to superheat and work with (it doesn't change color like steel so gauging temps is harder). Also I shouldn't have to tell you recycled aluminum and copper (not even bronze) is not a good material for functional knives

Also you don't need to be a knife expert to see all the flaws on those knives and know this dude has no fucking idea what he's doing and is an amateur and yet now the Tranch has plates from the same dude who proudly shows off this quality.

It's really on brand tbh
Aluminum for body armor and knives. Once again these idiots outdo themselves. They chug soda their whole lives then they use the cans to suit up. How appropriate. Hey, what are the odds their brief stint as the community recycling plant was actually a front to get the raw materials for troon body armor and jintachi katana blades?

"Gomenasai, my name is Kevin-sama, I'm a 32 year old womxn (that's biological woman for you TERFs). I train with my aluminum Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over 2 times from quality recycled Coke cans and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day."

(Parody of the infamous Ken-sama copypasta for those not in the know.)

I'm fucking DYING no woman has ever said "it tenderized my bits~~" with regards to using a vibrator. Tenderizing. My. Bits. Kevin you magnificent bastard *yawn* tenderizing is when you viciously pound meat with a mallet or with very sharp blades
 
I'm fucking DYING no woman has ever said "it tenderized my bits~~" with regards to using a vibrator. Tenderizing. My. Bits. Kevin you magnificent bastard *yawn* tenderizing is when you viciously pound meat with a mallet or with very sharp blades
To be fair, that's what he did to his cock.
 
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