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[ThonisSH]

I have been obsessed with north korea for a while now and i finally think i am ready to visit it when the time is right.

http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=101186

I would go there as a tourist but i would beg them if i can stay in the country if i liked what i saw.

I believe i could get a virgin wife there. I could find happiness and joy. I would love her so much and i would take care of our eurasian child.

I can just imagine kissing her pregnant belly and knowing that the son/daughter is mine.

I do not know the language yet but i can sing a few of their propaganda songs like: "no motherland without you" and "general uses warp"

 

[JU 199]

But @ThonisSH, you don't have a functioning dick.

You're not capable of inseminating anyone.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

I have been obsessed with north korea for a while now and i finally think i am ready to visit it when the time is right.

http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=101186

I would go there as a tourist but i would beg them if i can stay in the country if i liked what i saw.

I believe i could get a virgin wife there. I could find happiness and joy. I would love her so much and i would take care of our eurasian child.

I can just imagine kissing her pregnant belly and knowing that the son/daughter is mine.

I do not know the language yet but i can sing a few of their propaganda songs like: "no motherland without you" and "general uses warp"

Hey at least you're finally coming around to appreciate the Dear Leader.

Having fun starving.

 

[chimpburgers]

I have been obsessed with north korea for a while now and i finally think i am ready to visit it when the time is right.

http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=101186

I would go there as a tourist but i would beg them if i can stay in the country if i liked what i saw.

I believe i could get a virgin wife there. I could find happiness and joy. I would love her so much and i would take care of our eurasian child.

I can just imagine kissing her pregnant belly and knowing that the son/daughter is mine.

I do not know the language yet but i can sing a few of their propaganda songs like: "no motherland without you" and "general uses warp"

Nothing will change. You will still live in a shithole no matter what you do. Keep dreaming, pussy.

 

[Cthulu]

I have been obsessed with north korea for a while now and i finally think i am ready to visit it when the time is right.

http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=101186

I would go there as a tourist but i would beg them if i can stay in the country if i liked what i saw.

I believe i could get a virgin wife there. I could find happiness and joy. I would love her so much and i would take care of our eurasian child.

I can just imagine kissing her pregnant belly and knowing that the son/daughter is mine.

I do not know the language yet but i can sing a few of their propaganda songs like: "no motherland without you" and "general uses warp"

I encourage this 100%. Be sure to take a stack of bibles and a few hidden cameras. They love those.

 

[Fareal]

I encourage this 100%. Be sure to take a stack of bibles and a few hidden cameras. They love those.

Hide the camera in your anus for maximum effect.

edit: also someone explain to me how your wife being a virgin at marriage ensures that any future child will be your biological offspring. You know you're exceptionally unlikely to knock her up on your first go, right? Even if you are her first sexual partner, it in no way follows that you will be her last partner or indeed, the sexual partner who impregnates her.

Man, y'all SHers want women to stay home alone all day instead of go to work. That is at least eight hours a day of "adultery time".

 

[Duke Nukem]

Guys i hope that i get a waifu that resembles the girls in this picture <3

I believe i could get a virgin wife there. I could find happiness and joy. I would love her so much and i would take care of our eurasian child.

I can just imagine kissing her pregnant belly and knowing that the son/daughter is mine.

You want to know what women are attracted to?

Spoiler: For real

Not being a creepy fuck

 

[A Ghost]

can i put it in the request for ThonisSH to be thread locked to this thread so he can't spreg any one slutehate threads

 

[Duke Nukem]

can i put it in the request for ThonisSH to be thread locked to this thread so he can't spreg any one slutehate threads

I concur with this decision. It would also be easier for new people to get the scoop on this guy if it's all confined to one area.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

can i put it in the request for ThonisSH to be thread locked to this thread so he can't spreg any one slutehate threads

Won't happen. I reported @Dove once when he was shitposting in the Sluthate thread after he got his own thread, and I was told that it won't happen because while he has his own thread, there is nothing inherently wrong with Dove posting in the Sluthate thread because he too is a Sluthate member. Thus, Dove the Sluthate member has permission to post in both the Dove thread and the Sluthate thread. Threadlocking only happens when the cow isn't legitimately related to the thread at hand. I imagine that the same case will be made for Thonis, as he obviously has a right to post in his own thread, and the Sluthate thread due to being a Sluthate member.

 

[Positron]

I believe i could get a virgin wife there. I could find happiness and joy. I would love her so much and i would take care of our eurasian child.

Aren't Eurasians supposed to be doomed "ethnicels"?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Aren't Eurasians supposed to be doomed "ethnicels"?

Only if their initials are E and R. Thonis wants to have a Eurasian child because it so reminds him of his idol.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Only if their initials are E and R. Thonis wants to have a Eurasian child because it so reminds him of his idol.

BUT. .. Then he'd want to have sex with it...

 

[Duke Nukem]

BUT. .. Then he'd want to have sex with it...

The worst thing about that is the fact that you probably aren't wrong.


TL;DR:

That almost deserves a Horrifying rating.

 

[Positron]

Only if their initials are E and R. Thonis wants to have a Eurasian child because it so reminds him of his idol.

He might have to give the boy's lips collagen injection though.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Oh fuck me, @ThonisSH, you finally went and fucking did it. You got your very own thread.
Now you're here forever. Enjoy, you sad little sperg.

I have been obsessed with north korea for a while now and i finally think i am ready to visit it when the time is right.

http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=101186

I would go there as a tourist but i would beg them if i can stay in the country if i liked what i saw.

I believe i could get a virgin wife there. I could find happiness and joy. I would love her so much and i would take care of our eurasian child.

I can just imagine kissing her pregnant belly and knowing that the son/daughter is mine.

I do not know the language yet but i can sing a few of their propaganda songs like: "no motherland without you" and "general uses warp"

Thonis, face the music: You're a creepy, depressing excuse of a person in any language.

 

[Marjan Šiklić]

edit: also someone explain to me how your wife being a virgin at marriage ensures that any future child will be your biological offspring. You know you're exceptionally unlikely to knock her up on your first go, right? Even if you are her first sexual partner, it in no way follows that you will be her last partner or indeed, the sexual partner who impregnates her.

It shows a woman has moral value. It shows she isn't a slut.

That is at least eight hours a day of "adultery time".

In fact, a good natured housewife would be much less likely to cheat than some woman who spends all of her days around male bosses trying to climb the corporate ladder or something.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

It shows a woman has moral value. It shows she isn't a slut.


In fact, a good natured housewife would be much less likely to cheat than some woman who spends all of her days around male bosses trying to climb the corporate ladder or something.

I see you are trying to defend your boyfriend. Are you on the top or the bottom.

 

[Marjan Šiklić]

Yeah, it's true. Thonis and I hooked-up and are now in a relationship.

 

[Lacquer Head]

Yeah, it's true. Thonis and I hooked-up and are now in a relationship.

How cute, you two were meant for each other