Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,599
He probably actually is. He's probably eating rather well on his Vegas salary and packing on the pounds.
I think he'd still be a miser and buy the cheap food so he has more money for his futile quest to become famous. And possibly a roll in the sack with a professional girlfriend.
 
Russell Greer. Convicted harasser with multiple restraining orders against him. So close to getting it.
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But of course, Russell isn't some weirdo. He harasses women in the cool and nice way.
 
There will be a LVPD sketch of Russell before the end of 2021, I'm sure. Russ feels as if he's riding high right now, and that he'll get everything he desires any day now. But when it doesn't happen he's going to go nuts and probably end up in prison again.
 
Russell Greer. Convicted harasser with multiple restraining orders against him. So close to getting it.
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But of course, Russell isn't some weirdo. He harasses women in the cool and nice way.
Wait, he slightly adjusted his approach? He didn't insult the guy in her picture? Shit, there must something in the water in Vegas.
 
"Never allow others negativity to get in the way of your dreams! Nothing is impossible to those who try!

These well-meaning but vapid cliches too often result in people dismissing any valid and reasonable concerns as "negativity". Contrary to what Americans are typically taught in school, most people are not much above average and there are only so many options available to any given person at any given time, and most of those options aren't going to lead to fame or fortune. Failure to recognize this can lead to people wasting time and resources in pursuit of an outcome that will never be realized.

Russ has been at his Celebrity/Instathot Love Quest for more than half a decade with thousands of dollars spent on song production, lawsuit fees, Fiverr gigs, etc. All this time and money he spent, and all he's earned is ridicule, infamy, and an electronic harassment conviction. He gave up on a paralegal career, which could have provided him with a decent living. He pushed away everyone close to him who tried to steer him away from this path. Now he's working some dead-end job living in a ghetto shithole apartment, spending his free time slobbering over chicks on Instagram. Russell's life is Exhibit A as to why this kind of "positive thinking" is as much of a trap as the relentless pessimism exhibited by some other lolcows e.g. Spoony. It would be sad if he hadn't revealed himself to be such a terrible person.
 
These well-meaning but vapid cliches too often result in people dismissing any valid and reasonable concerns as "negativity". Contrary to what Americans are typically taught in school, most people are not much above average and there are only so many options available to any given person at any given time, and most of those options aren't going to lead to fame or fortune. Failure to recognize this can lead to people wasting time and resources in pursuit of an outcome that will never be realized.

Russ has been at his Celebrity/Instathot Love Quest for more than half a decade with thousands of dollars spent on song production, lawsuit fees, Fiverr gigs, etc. All this time and money he spent, and all he's earned is ridicule, infamy, and an electronic harassment conviction. He gave up on a paralegal career, which could have provided him with a decent living. He pushed away everyone close to him who tried to steer him away from this path. Now he's working some dead-end job living in a ghetto shithole apartment, spending his free time slobbering over chicks on Instagram. Russell's life is Exhibit A as to why this kind of "positive thinking" is as much of a trap as the relentless pessimism exhibited by some other lolcows e.g. Spoony. It would be sad if he hadn't revealed himself to be such a terrible person.
That’s a textbook example of what is called “toxic positivity.”
 
These well-meaning but vapid cliches too often result in people dismissing any valid and reasonable concerns as "negativity". Contrary to what Americans are typically taught in school, most people are not much above average and there are only so many options available to any given person at any given time, and most of those options aren't going to lead to fame or fortune. Failure to recognize this can lead to people wasting time and resources in pursuit of an outcome that will never be realized.

Russ has been at his Celebrity/Instathot Love Quest for more than half a decade with thousands of dollars spent on song production, lawsuit fees, Fiverr gigs, etc. All this time and money he spent, and all he's earned is ridicule, infamy, and an electronic harassment conviction. He gave up on a paralegal career, which could have provided him with a decent living. He pushed away everyone close to him who tried to steer him away from this path. Now he's working some dead-end job living in a ghetto shithole apartment, spending his free time slobbering over chicks on Instagram. Russell's life is Exhibit A as to why this kind of "positive thinking" is as much of a trap as the relentless pessimism exhibited by some other lolcows e.g. Spoony. It would be sad if he hadn't revealed himself to be such a terrible person.
As has been pointed out, songwriters are rarely well known outside of the music industry. Russ chose a path that won't give him what he wants, because contrary to his fantasies, people don't credit the songwriter with a hit song, they credit the singer. Even if he DID have songwriting talent, to most people he'd just be that guy with a facial deformity.
 
These well-meaning but vapid cliches too often result in people dismissing any valid and reasonable concerns as "negativity". Contrary to what Americans are typically taught in school, most people are not much above average and there are only so many options available to any given person at any given time, and most of those options aren't going to lead to fame or fortune. Failure to recognize this can lead to people wasting time and resources in pursuit of an outcome that will never be realized.

Russ has been at his Celebrity/Instathot Love Quest for more than half a decade with thousands of dollars spent on song production, lawsuit fees, Fiverr gigs, etc. All this time and money he spent, and all he's earned is ridicule, infamy, and an electronic harassment conviction. He gave up on a paralegal career, which could have provided him with a decent living. He pushed away everyone close to him who tried to steer him away from this path. Now he's working some dead-end job living in a ghetto shithole apartment, spending his free time slobbering over chicks on Instagram. Russell's life is Exhibit A as to why this kind of "positive thinking" is as much of a trap as the relentless pessimism exhibited by some other lolcows e.g. Spoony. It would be sad if he hadn't revealed himself to be such a terrible person.
Yeah, and if this doofy fuck would've just kept his nose clean, he might have gotten (somewhat) good enough to sit for the LSAT and maybe go to law school. He'd still have to suck it up and take a pre-law track at a real college, but no...he needed to be sucked in a way that helps with his disability.
 
Yeah, and if this doofy fuck would've just kept his nose clean, he might have gotten (somewhat) good enough to sit for the LSAT and maybe go to law school. He'd still have to suck it up and take a pre-law track at a real college, but no...he needed to be sucked in a way that helps with his disability.
Even if his nose is clean, his hair will never be.

I’m kinda bummed that he didn’t do the work to become a lawyer. I know hard work is poison to Russ, but imagine Lawyer Russhole. He would do cases pro bono if his client was a hot woman, with the expectation that when he inevitably gives a 5 minute rousing speech about m’lady’s innocence, she would suck him his penis right there in the courtroom and the judge would clap.
 
Even if his nose is clean, his hair will never be.

I’m kinda bummed that he didn’t do the work to become a lawyer. I know hard work is poison to Russ, but imagine Lawyer Russhole. He would do cases pro bono if his client was a hot woman, with the expectation that when he inevitably gives a 5 minute rousing speech about m’lady’s innocence, she would suck him his penis right there in the courtroom and the judge would clap.
I'm sure moebius would disqualify him from the military, but I just got a mental image of him filling in for Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men. "YOU CAMT HANDR TH TWOO! SLUUUUUUUUURP"
 
He likely highly underestimates how well a conventionally attractive female big rig trucker can deal with creeps :) I think he is telling himself "you probably won't see this lol" I dunno how the @ thing works on social media.
Small PL, but I worked with truckers once upon a time. Attractive women who drive trucks are able to give as good as they get in the insult department, and they're not shy in telling you to fuck off if they're not interested. They also have at least some physical strength, as many aspects of trucking require a strong arm. This is on top of the usual precautions they take (e.g., not leaving their drinks unattended.) If Russell made a move on her, he'd probably be given a brand new asshole, free of charge- figuratively or otherwise.
 
As has been pointed out, songwriters are rarely well known outside of the music industry. Russ chose a path that won't give him what he wants, because contrary to his fantasies, people don't credit the songwriter with a hit song, they credit the singer. Even if he DID have songwriting talent, to most people he'd just be that guy with a facial deformity.
Barring some unforeseeable shift in the nature and business of pop music.

Key word: unforeseeable, because the salability of a pop song has always been informed by its interpreter(s). Even at the birth of the industry, as much a commercial breakthrough as "Swanee" was for George Gershwin, for instance, people bought the sheet music because Al Jolson was on the cover.
 
He has come to accept being 30.
lol ... 40's gonna be a hard one for him (assuming he even makes it that long). He's living a lifelong midlife crisis as it is, but since 40 is the stereotypical year when men supposedly go through it, his water-filled head will be very upset that a fancy new sportscar and "hot young(er) model female" to service him aren't automatically delivered to his door on his birthday so he can properly enjoy his "midlife crisis."
 
Small PL, but I worked with truckers once upon a time. Attractive women who drive trucks are able to give as good as they get in the insult department, and they're not shy in telling you to fuck off if they're not interested. They also have at least some physical strength, as many aspects of trucking require a strong arm. This is on top of the usual precautions they take (e.g., not leaving their drinks unattended.) If Russell made a move on her, he'd probably be given a brand new asshole, free of charge- figuratively or otherwise.
Also a PL here, I occasionally drive the husbands rig, and the amount of shit you get as a woman in a “mans industry” gives you a thick skin, Big Rig Barbie girl ain’t taking any of Russhole’s bullshit, believe me!

We know moebius has made his body all fucked up, but does it affect his organs etc? Will he make it to 40?
 
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