US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

If your daughter borrows a gun to defend herself from her vengeful ex-boyfriend, she and you both go to prison. It's for the children.

More states need to propose secession votes besides that guy in Texas, holy shit.

The people doing the majority of the gun crime aren't using legal means to buy guns and aren't getting background checks.

More classic anarchotyrrany.

 

[Mepsi Pax]

I mean are we talking about military R&D or the MI-Complex? The U.S Mi-complex(in its current configuration) is not to fight wars. It's primarly used as R&D for corporate America who are risk adverse to tech development.

So, they use the military(and our tax dollars)for risk free corporate socialism. Military R&D is a necessity. But, the MI-complex is a gross exploitation of our taxes.

How many bullshit think tanks, and defense consultants do we really fucking need? It's pretty clear it's beltway bullshit. Bloat, waste, pork, and exploitation is what the MI-complex is.

It's because we need a big army to protect our interests, interests like taking in another twenty million beaners. Army will make women feel safe as they die childless and alone in the wreckage of industrial civilization.

 

[The Last Stand]

$1,400 and they left out the part where debt collection can't take your bux that the Trumpbux had.

Man, fuck these people.

 

[DeadFish]

If your daughter borrows a gun to defend herself from her vengeful ex-boyfriend, she and you both go to prison. It's for the children.

Firearms are a defensive weapon.
Molotovs, baseball bats and knives are offensive weapons.

Taking away the defensive option leaves only the other one.

 

[HumanHive]

Pelosi: ‘There Could Be A Scenario’ In Which Democrats Unseat GOP Congresswoman, Give Seat To Democrat | The Daily Wire

www.dailywire.com

What the fuck?

lol "democracy"

 

[Meat Target]

Firearms are a defensive weapon.
Molotovs, baseball bats and knives are offensive weapons.

Taking away the defensive option leaves only the other one.

Preaching to the choir, friendo.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

https://ctmirror.org/2021/03/11/universal-background-checks-for-firearms-sales-promised-a-vote-in-senate-after-house-passes-bill/amp/

Rip 2A.

These ivory dumbasses have never heard of a black market before, have they? Don't think this will pass the SCOTUS.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

These ivory dumbasses have never heard of a black market before, have they? Don't think this will pass the SCOTUS.

inb4 no standing moot laches

 

[DeadFish]

Preaching to the choir, friendo.

I can't be politically active. I can't do rallies. I am physically unable to run for office. I am in no shape to volunteer for any election campaigns.

The best I can do is pray.

 

[Not Really Here]

Man, fuck these people.

Like, it's not as bad as having a dude who tweets a lot dood.
Like, I mean the guy was a literal fascist who threw kids in cages and stuff, this new one just houses kids for longer than legally allowed, and uses the national guard to lock down the capital.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I can't be politically active. I can't do rallies. I am physically unable to run for office. I am in no shape to volunteer for any election campaigns.

The best I can do is pray.

Sounds like you'd benefit from crew served weaponry.

Remember, Teamwork!

 

[Meat Target]

These ivory dumbasses have never heard of a black market before, have they? Don't think this will pass the SCOTUS.

SCOTUS has proven worthless. Relying on John Roberts for anything is a fool's errand.

 

[Random Internet Person]

This is the dangers of a one party system. I can't wait for history books to mock this administration

You forget, history is written by the winners. We’re more likely to see waxing about the destruction of the MAGA Menace.

Are they seriously going to go up to people homes and tried to take their guns away? That won't end well

What's the entire scoop of fire arms stuff so far?

If your daughter borrows a gun to defend herself from her vengeful ex-boyfriend, she and you both go to prison. It's for the children.

The Second Amendment is going to go away and the Democrats will finally be able to achieve their pet projects. All opposition will be crushed. And there’ll be tons of reporters and collaborators everywhere you turn in the name of gun grabbing. Trust no one.

Firearms are a defensive weapon.
Molotovs, baseball bats and knives are offensive weapons.

Taking away the defensive option leaves only the other one.

Preaching to the choir, friendo.

But will anyone be willing to use them?

 

[Ita Mori]

China can't do shit. We'd bomb them back to the stone-age and they know it. It's easier to just slowly take over the economy and media.

America won't bomb shit. We fucking love invaders and an attack on anything except politicians is treated with kid gloves.

 

[mandatorylurk]

I think this was from his signing of the covid bill today, a day earleir than announced because someone in the administration was smart enough to realize it doesn't look good to have "relief" be a day later than needed and full of pomp:

 

[DeadFish]

You forget, history is written by the winners. We’re more likely to see waxing about the destruction of the MAGA Menace.





The Second Amendment is going to go away and the Democrats will finally be able to achieve their pet projects. All opposition will be crushed. And there’ll be tons of reporters and collaborators everywhere you turn in the name of gun grabbing. Trust no one.



But will anyone be willing to use them?

I'm in a pissing match with god right now. I ain't going to temp the government to back hand bless me too.

Today is mahashiv. It's Shiva's birthday. What you can do is dress up in your finest yellows and go visit your local temple. Do it right and maaaybe shiva will grant you a wish.

If you don't want to leave the house just wash up, dress up and chant om na maha shiv ya from dawn to dusk.

Stories say if you can do 10,000, 100,000 or million reps during that time he'll give you a kick ass boon

From what I've read om na ma ha shiv ya is one of the few matras you can use without being blessed by a guru

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I'm in a pissing match with god right now. I ain't going to temp the government to get involved too.

DO IT! Fight both at the same time!

Don't be a sissy. You aren't a sissy, are you?

Grab your nearest Senator and swing him by the ankles to hit God in the face with him!

 

[tehpope]

The Second Amendment is going to go away and the Democrats will finally be able to achieve their pet projects. All opposition will be crushed. And there’ll be tons of reporters and collaborators everywhere you turn in the name of gun grabbing. Trust no one.

I'm still hopeful that if the Dems do go after 2A, it'll be the straw that breaks the camel's back. People like their guns and aren't gonna just give em up willingly. Especially the right. There will most likely be a fight and its gonna be bloody.

And even after 2A is gone, joggers will still get their hands on guns and South Chitown's murder rate will still be high. It'll solve nothing other than disarming white people. And that's probably the point.

These ivory dumbasses have never heard of a black market before, have they? Don't think this will pass the SCOTUS.

SCOTUS will never touch a 2A case. They'll keep saying its a states right issue.

 

[Screw Danlon]

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I already have a mom, faggot. And she’s a hell of a lot better than Jill Biden. Smarter too, and she didn’t even need a doctorate for tgat. Oh, and she doesn‘t look a vampire eying its next victim every time she smiles.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

SCOTUS has proven worthless. Relying on John Roberts for anything is a fool's errand.

Clarence Thomas, Alito, and the other one I forgot is the only consistent Justices I like in SCOTUS especially Thomas who hates the fuck out of Joe Biden. ACB and Brett are giving me John Roberts vibes due to them acting like goys in sheep clothing.