US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Random Internet Person]

An expansion of the black market it is then.

Way to go retards. I'll just stick to private sales.

Except aren’t the Democrats trying to destroy private sales?

I really hope they don't cross the red line with this latest 2A gun-grab attempt set of bills. All it would take is one glowie-tier incident to finally push them through, and we've got the goddamn Floyd death trial happening right now. If riots do kick off after the verdict (and they will, let's face it), one single shooting of a nog by a white dude, be it vigilantism or pure self-defense, would be the perfect propaganda justification for them to ram those bills into law.

I don’t think glowing is going to happen. Someone like Antifa will easily just do an attack driven solely by their hatred of their target. The left has developed a carnal and feral hatred for so long that once they pop off in Minecraft, they’ll see any law as just the killing blow against any undesirables they didn’t manage to take out. The left hates MAGA and it’s supporters with a passion, and the only question is how far will a leftist go in the name of that hatred.

 

[Sithis]

https://ctmirror.org/2021/03/11/universal-background-checks-for-firearms-sales-promised-a-vote-in-senate-after-house-passes-bill/amp/

Rip 2A.

All the gun shit does make me uneasy but we should be somewhat fine for now. Manchin might be a retard but he isn't stupid enough to think he can vote for something like that and not get tarred and feathered in the streets of West "by God" Virginia. Which is probably why we've seen so much news in recent weeks about how the Democrats hate him.

In any case - Take my advice, buy a shiny new pew pew toy with your stimbux, and also most definitely certainly probably absolutely don't* take it on an extended boating trip with it sitting loosely on the side of your boat, an action that would almost certainly cause it to be lost* forever

 

[Garm]

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Is... Is there a way to play the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme whenever someone on TV says "Biden"?

Maybe with a raspberry PI or something like that.

These ivory dumbasses have never heard of a black market before, have they? Don't think this will pass the SCOTUS.

Nor have they heard of a CNC machine. You can probably get a group of machinists together figure out how to get production going.

And there people believe black markets and crime are caused by inequalities. Once all their other reforms happen, black markets will just disappear.

That's why Wall street bets fucked them on GameStop. Liberals cannot fathom someone telling them "fuck you and your beliefs" while burning a pile of money. They cannot understand the "LULZ".

 

[Meat Target]

I really hope they don't cross the red line with this latest 2A gun-grab attempt set of bills. All it would take is one glowie-tier incident to finally push them through, and we've got the goddamn Floyd death trial happening right now where one single shooting of a nog by a white dude would be the perfect propaganda justification for them to ram those bills into law.

True, but a nationwide gun grab is also nigh-impossible from a logistical perspective.

1. You have more guns than people in the United States, with 8 million new gun owners added in the last year alone.
2. It's a lot more landmass to canvas than Iraq or Vietnam
3. Nearly half the country (including a good chunk of military and LEO) would take exception to it

For example, they banned standard-capacity magazines in New Jersey, and later state police admitted that a grand total of zero people complied with it.

Alas, we all know pesky little things like facts have never stopped libtards from pursuing an agenda.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Except aren’t the Democrats trying to destroy private sales?

Yeah but that's not going to happen.

Just like this current bid isn't going to happen. It will either trigger a rollback of their anti 2A policies or nothing will change.

 

[The Big O]

True, but a nationwide gun grab is also nigh-impossible from a logistical perspective.

1. You have more guns than people in the United States, with 8 million new gun owners added in the last year alone.
2. It's a lot more landmass to canvas than Iraq or Vietnam
3. Nearly half the country (including a good chunk of military and LEO) would take exception to it

Alas, we all know pesky little things like facts have never stopped libtards from pursuing an agenda.

Make no mistake, I understand this. "Gun behind every blade of grass," yadda yadda yadda. But it will be a line once crossed that won't be walked back from. Waco, OKC, Ruby Ridge will look positively tame in comparison if the federal government succeeds in a total overreach of the 2A that allows them to start gun grabbing. I absolutely hope and pray it doesn't come to pass.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Nor have they heard of a CNC machine. You can probably get a group of machinists together figure out how to get production going.

Most of them haven't made anything. They buy everything at a huge markup and never fix anything.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Make no mistake, I understand this. "Gun behind every blade of grass," yadda yadda yadda. But it will be a line once crossed that won't be walked back from. Waco, OKC, Ruby Ridge will look positively tame in comparison if the federal government succeeds in a total overreach of the 2A that allows them to start gun grabbing. I absolutely hope and pray it doesn't come to pass.

There won't be a federal government if they succeed in their 2A overreach. It will be the last thing they do.

 

[Corpun]

Y'know, out of all the things that piss me off about the Biden administration, this is the one that pisses me off the most.

Spoiler: Minor PL as to why

A very close family member of mine is suffering from Alzheimer's (not for much longer, thankfully - she's in hospice right now), and let me tell you - Alzheimer's is NOT PRETTY. Talking to people who aren't there, spontaneously crying for no reason, staying up all night and sleeping all day, urinating on the floor - shit sucked, hard. She's actually older than Creepy Joe, too, by about 2 years. Not 20 years ago, she was a perfectly normal, if a bit feisty, old lady. Seeing her decline like that was pretty devastating for us, my grandmother especially. The fact that the LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD not only clearly exhibits some of the same symptoms, but is paraded around as if nothing were wrong with him at all, sickens me to my very core, and I hope his puppet masters rot in the deepest bowels of Hell when they kick the bucket.

TL;DR: Alzheimer's ain't no joke, and the MSM are acting like it is. FUCK. THEM.

SO you're saying Biden will pee pee poo poo in the Oval Office?

I'm half ignorant of the subject, but this seems pretty fucking dumb to me. Doesn't the IRS (the fucking federal government) have Trump's tax returns already? What is it they have such a hard on over finding? I'm outta coffee and super foggy, so I'm probably just retarded rn.

Trump Tax Returns are the Trust the Plan of Qtards

You're not considering a key aspect, which is ORANGE MAN BAD.

They are still seething over things like Pelosi asking Trump to delay the State of the Union address back in 2019, due to the shutdown. In response, Trump fired back and cancelled Pelosi's trip overseas the next day, an hour before they were set to leave, allegedly they were already on a bus to the airport lol.

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They are going to stop at no lengths to get revenge because there are plenty of other instances, both known and unknown, where he treated them like they deserved to be treated.

Why would the House Majority Leader need to fly overseas?

Are you familiar with that "Too Fat to Fight" report they released 10ish years ago?

Pretty soon here, PT standards will be abolished due to being fatphobic.

Haven't they been lowering the standards of joining since the 90s? I remember posts on 4chan mocking the Air Force for basically becoming the Human Resources of the military in terms of diversity hires.

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Who the hell is boating them across? Can't they swim?

I'm pretty sure that the military goes out of its way to destroy any chance of mutiny every chance it gets. This is a pipe dream.

Military not couping goes back to the Revolutionary War when Washington stopped an attempted coup of the Continental Congress over lack of pay. That being said there is always time to make history. I'm sure not even the MIC would sit by if China started threatening the Phillipines or Korea.

"It's only coontrovesial for those damned backwards mayoniesse ghouls and their inbred bible thumping ways."

Fuck this faggot.

The people doing the majority of the gun crime aren't using legal means to buy guns and aren't getting background checks.

Facts don't matter to them, same as those retarded school shooting charts which count accidental discharges from resource officers and inner city gang violence.

lol "democracy"

I am guessing they'll find some votes somewhere to unseat her.

I'm still hopeful that if the Dems do go after 2A, it'll be the straw that breaks the camel's back. People like their guns and aren't gonna just give em up willingly. Especially the right. There will most likely be a fight and its gonna be bloody.

And even after 2A is gone, joggers will still get their hands on guns and South Chitown's murder rate will still be high. It'll solve nothing other than disarming white people. And that's probably the point.

One one hand this may be the straw to break the camel's back, on the other we are all like that Frog in the pot of water. A lot of Americans are too complacent to care.

And because they are more scared of you than you are of them.

Have you noticed that all their haw-hawing about how "you can't fight the gubbmint with that there AR-15, they have bombs and tanks!" has abruptly stopped?

I suspect 1/6 has a hand in this.

 

[Meat Target]

Make no mistake, I understand this. "Gun behind every blade of grass," yadda yadda yadda. But it will be a line once crossed that won't be walked back from. Waco, OKC, Ruby Ridge will look positively tame in comparison if the federal government succeeds in a total overreach of the 2A that allows them to start gun grabbing. I absolutely hope and pray it doesn't come to pass.

If they don't realize by then that leaving the gun nuts alone is a better way to avoid bloodshed (which is ostensibly what the graboids are all about), then they'll never learn. At that point, they are the aggressors in a conflict of their own making, and the differences are too irreconcilable to make keeping the Union together worth the trouble.

 

[murdered meat bag]

How long before the door to door confiscation starts? I mean, we already know that there's going to be TONS of collaborators willing to report. This is one of THE top pet projects of Democrats, and it's one that can be easily sold to the masses. This is what Biden/Harris was meant to do: eliminate the MAGA menace, enact pet projects, and then hand the keys to the next person, and then...the progressive utopia will manifest. What every American leftist has wanted since at least 2016, if not 2008.


I'm pretty sure that the military goes out of its way to destroy any chance of mutiny every chance it gets. This is a pipe dream.


Why do you think "citizens of the world" has been a thing talked about since at least the Obama Administration?

im pretty sure marsoc guys were stashing their blackbudget goods when they came stateside. the equipment is high speed shit thats off the books, 4 camera nvgs, some thing plastic rifle plates, things like that.

im sure sof guys have access to detcord and shit like that stateside too.

those guys are super gungho america so itll take a lot of bullshit for them to fight against uncle sam.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

If they don't realize by then that leaving the gun nuts alone is a better way to avoid bloodshed (which is ostensibly what the graboids are all about), then they'll never learn.

They don't care, hence the "hurrr ima nuke you drooooone bombings LOL". It's all about power.

 

[Meat Target]

They don't care, hence the "hurrr ima nuke you drooooone bombings LOL". It's all about power.

True, but it's also harder for them to convince Joe Sixpack that it's okay to drone Cousin Jethro just like you would drone Muhammad Abu-Goatfucker.

I would hope our government's retardation does not extend to "let's level entire subdivisions in our own country because some fucknuts with guns live there".

 

[murdered meat bag]

$1,400 and they left out the part where debt collection can't take your bux that the Trumpbux had.

banks were taking stimibennies when you had a negative account, debt collection could garnish your wages through the courts, how would the debt collectors take your benny if its deposited into your account?

if they went to the courts, its beyond the negotiation/payment plan stage.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

True, but it's also harder for them to convince Joe Sixpack that it's okay to drone Cousin Jethro just like you would drone Muhammad Abu-Goatfucker.

Definitely, and they are full of themselves enough to think they can convince them that it's fine, despite something like that infuriating the populace.

MSNBC Suggests Drone Striking Republicans

During a segment on MSNBC the host suggests drone striking Republicans like radical islamic terrorists.

rumble.com

 

[Random Internet Person]

Waco, OKC, Ruby Ridge will look positively tame in comparison if the federal government succeeds in a total overreach of the 2A that allows them to start gun grabbing. I absolutely hope and pray it doesn't come to pass.

There won't be a federal government if they succeed in their 2A overreach. It will be the last thing they do.

If they don't realize by then that leaving the gun nuts alone is a better way to avoid bloodshed (which is ostensibly what the graboids are all about), then they'll never learn. At that point, they are the aggressors in a conflict of their own making, and the differences are too irreconcilable to make keeping the Union together worth the trouble.

I still believe that the left will do a Waco or OKC or New Zealand in Minecraft only becvause they can't stand a world that has Trump supporters in it. Maybe the newest Minecraft feature will be suicide bombings since the left and Islam are buddies.

I would hope our government's retardation does not extend to "let's level entire subdivisions in our own country because some fucknuts with guns live there".

You underestimate leftists. And their hatred of all things MAGA. And the things they're capable of when they got power.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

How do you stop a tank?

Kill the mechanic.

How do you stop a drone with a pair of pliers?

Cut the cable.

How do you stop the Air Force from bombing you?

Steal the donuts from the break room.

How do you stop the Navy from shelling you?

Hold the Bremalopes hostage.

How do you keep Special Forces from hunting you?

Put "RARE SNAKES - DO NOT EAT" on a sign by the highway.

How do you stop the Marines from occupying your town?

Throw all the crayons in the river.

 

[murdered meat bag]

Need we also forget that Washington D.C. is militarized, a barbed wire-laden wall has been erected around the U.S. Capitol, and the new Secretary of State has approved the NGs to be stationed there until May and possibly longer as time goes on? You don't need all of that if you're confident you have the people's backing. It's why I can not in good conscience shake that Biden and Harris are de-facto illegitimate, and the shadowy puppetmasters behind them are flooring it with the accelerationism tactics.

I really hope they don't cross the red line with this latest 2A gun-grab attempt set of bills. All it would take is one glowie-tier incident to finally push them through, and we've got the goddamn Floyd death trial happening right now. If riots do kick off after the verdict (and they will, let's face it), one single shooting of a nog by a white dude, be it vigilantism or pure self-defense, would be the perfect propaganda justification for them to ram those bills into law.

its a hedge. you have the law but you have to enforce it. i didnt read the bill but lgs does fed background checks (and the usual suspects fail the written portion). and if chicago is any indication, just have your woman or grandma buy the gun, courts wont send them to prison for straw purchases.

and the insurrectionists show that any resistance is going to fall apart.

 

[make_it_so]

I would hope our government's retardation does not extend to "let's level entire subdivisions in our own country because some fucknuts with guns live there".

Their behavior since Simple Joe had his coronation does not inspire confidence that this would not be the case.

 

[Not Really Here]

debt collection could garnish your wages through the courts, how would the debt collectors take your benny if its deposited into your account?

WASHINGTON – A warning for Americans who will receive $1,400 stimulus checks under the third round of direct COVID-relief payments: If you have unpaid debts, creditors may come after your money.

Debt collectors will be able to garnish the stimulus funding that will be distributed to millions of Americans under the $1.9 trillion American Rescue Plan that the House gave final approval on Wednesday. President Joe Biden will sign the legislation into law on Friday.

The second round of stimulus payments distributed in December barred creditors from garnishing the money. But the Senate was unable to include such protection in the latest bill because of the budgetary rules under which the relief package was approved.

Unless the checks are declared off-limits, “the families that most need this money – those struggling with debt and whose entire bank accounts may be frozen by garnishment orders – will be not be able to access their funds.”

Here you go.
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