Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[melty]

I see the problem. Zan's cosplays are practically perfect

She also has actual photography instead of random con photos or stuff from Sears Photo Studio, uses editing to make the photos look better instead of shopping herself into a different person.. I can see why Lori would be seething lol

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

That pizza looks disgusting, just like Lori.

 

[OstREEEch]

I see the problem. Zan's cosplays are practically perfect
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So there IS good Sailor Moon cosplay out there. Holy shit.

After only seeing Lori’s version for so many pages, I forgot what caring about your craft looked like.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Here's some loony news for you fine farmers.

"Speculated" Age: Does Lori genuinely believe that Momokun is commanding an army of trolls or is this Momo conspiracy theory a deflection to avoid addressing the abuse allegations against her?

Twitter User: "you are almost 40"

Lori: "Damn better go tell the rest of the egirls too I bet you harass girls like Jessica Nigri too. Fukn sad going after our speculated ages when we look so gooooood. Get out here mallad troll"

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Make-Up Fight: "Beep beep algorithm"? (I'm not going to transcribe this hot mess. The main gist is that two IG users critiqued Lori's make-up. Lori then argued that strangers always shower her with compliments during her weekly trip to Ulta with her chauffeur Kevin so clearly her make-up is perfect, you stupid old peasants who are also ugly so get over it losers oink oink jealous fatties XD. She also insinuated that the two users were troll bots controlled by algorithms. I have no idea what this means but it's probably another idiotic conspiracy connected to her "Momokun's troll army" crackpot theory.)

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Saber Cosplay: I'm sure Mariah "Momokun" Mallad is seething with jealousy over your Saber cosplay, Lori.

"Haters just fuel the Saber Danger. " - Lori

Spoiler: More Saber

"Hella cute as always" - robert_libo


"Kinda wish this skirt was shorter but then I wouldn't be able to wear it out. >.>" - Lori

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"I Hear It's A Medical Thing": Lori says she might have this thing called pectus excavatum.

"I've never met anyone other than myself that has such a deep valley between their bobs! I hear it's a medical thing and probably explains the chest pains I've had all my life. X_x" - Lori

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The Robert Report: Let's see how things are going between Lori and her beloved simp robert_libo. Hmm...

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Miscellaneous Bullshit

Spoiler: "Beep beep booty elf" - Lori

"Beep beep booty elf" - Lori

 

[Celestine]

Lori doesn't know how the internet works - shocker. The more you engage with your "haters," the more likely those comments will be seen first. (I think. I don't know how Instagram works either, to be fair.)
In the first picture under the spoiler her left (our right) eye is fucked up, lol. Photoshopping is her "job" and she can't even do that right. I can't even bring myself to say "job" lol she e-begs and screams at Kevin until he buys her whatever trinket she wants that week. The girls on the other farms had some astute observations, like Lori is doing her eye makeup a little differently now. Another farmer attempted to un-shoop her. She looks tired.

 

[MistaV]

I see the problem. Zan's cosplays are practically perfect
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She also has actual photography instead of random con photos or stuff from Sears Photo Studio, uses editing to make the photos look better instead of shopping herself into a different person.. I can see why Lori would be seething lol

This sort of thing piss me off as I don’t see what gives her the right to get away with shit like this. Even today she’s getting free shit and earn money on OnlyFans despite her treating people like shit. Like there could be other people out there who’s trying to earn some money and have a heart of gold while this shrew fooled the internet to get whatever she wants. I know DK is a shitty company but they can’t be this stupid to allow this psychopath to represent them and to shoo away followers.

Honestly I’m actually surprised that she hasn’t been arrested for her past behavior unless I’m missing something. Only thing we can do is hope that she’s arrested for her domestic violence so she won’t go after people ever again. Like fuck this hag.

 

[rachel slur]

Lori doesn't know how the internet works - shocker. The more you engage with your "haters," the more likely those comments will be seen first. (I think. I don't know how Instagram works either, to be fair.)
In the first picture under the spoiler her left (our right) eye is fucked up, lol. Photoshopping is her "job" and she can't even do that right. I can't even bring myself to say "job" lol she e-begs and screams at Kevin until he buys her whatever trinket she wants that week. The girls on the other farms had some astute observations, like Lori is doing her eye makeup a little differently now. Another farmer attempted to un-shoop her. She looks tired.

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ooh, i love unshooping

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Her chin's slipping in the latest batch of pics, bitch can't even be arsed to photoshop her man chin better

 

[Celestine]

Another thing about Lori I don't understand: why doesn't she clean her fuckin room? I'll bet that she hasn't vacuumed in there... ever, nor has she ever dusted, mopped, washed walls, etc.
It doesn't even have to be a full spring clean, just pick things up off the floor. Get a few canopies to hold your autistic amount of stuffed animals and stop taking pictures at that super weird angle. It just looks incorrect? I don't know what would be correct in her instance?

 

[faggot fucker]

I love that she tries to drag people who comment on her age by bringing up women 5-10 years younger than her every time. Jessica Nigri started early and capitalized off being a thot before it was the thing all cosplayers do. Lori and Jessica have nothing in common, it just seems like she wanted an excuse to tag one of her faves and show off how much of a mean queen bee she is.

Aside; Funny that she detests Moo but loves Nigri. Aside from the molestation stuff, porn & different IP's, they're almost identical in how they perform "nerdiness". Lazy cosplay that's mostly made by other people, cheap looking shoots and nothing but tits and try-hard "sexy face". Two sides of the same stank ass coin.

Another thing about Lori I don't understand: why doesn't she clean her fuckin room? I'll bet that she hasn't vacuumed in there... ever, nor has she ever dusted, mopped, washed walls, etc.
It doesn't even have to be a full spring clean, just pick things up off the floor. Get a few canopies to hold your autistic amount of stuffed animals and stop taking pictures at that super weird angle. It just looks incorrect? I don't know what would be correct in her instance?

Lori never cleans. She has a history of living in filth. If you go back far enough using highlights, you'll find the old photos of her ex-friend's house where she stayed shortly. It was just littered with crap hanging off light bulbs, disgusting counters with no space, smoked indoors, never did dishes, etc. She lives like a 4chan incel in other people's homes without any second thought so her own home has to be 10x worse off camera.

 

[urine_county]

I went to Lori's Twitter today (March 11) and noticed something. Her "top whatever %" OnlyFans number was changed from top 2.7% to top 3%. She was always sorta lazy updating that bio (it would be stuck at the old percentage while her tweets would say she was in a higher percentage) but it seems she changed it in the last couple of days.

I scrolled back a bit to see what it had been before and on March 1 she had it at top 2.5%. (Two screenshots side by side below.)



The past couple of weeks haven't been good for Lori. This thread, the YouTubes coming out, more people on Instagram reaching out to brands and informing them about Lori, even Kevin admitted she was having a mental breakdown.

This leads me to believe that she has been slipping in creating content for OF because of all the drama and maybe that's why the percentage dropped so fast. It used to sloooowly build up by a tenth of a percent, according to the figures Lori posted anyway.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Kevin's Opinion on Cosplay in 2021: Lori's lapdog shared his unsolicited opinion about technology and the cosplay community.



"Im not gonna lie when cosplay became who can buy the best 3d printer and laser cutter I became much less interested in the community as a whole. 'But the finishing!' Its just sanding and paint job. Most don't even sand, I really tried to give it an innovative chance but I honestly hate it to this day what it did to hard sweatshopping cosers. I get it, it can be good for small intricate things, but you can't beat a hand made costume I'm sorry. I know some people make their own models but I don't even like that as much as hand made." - Kevin

Riveting. On the topic of handmade cosplay, here is a post detailing Lori's history of cheating at cosplay competitions. She repeatedly lied about making her own costumes and was subsequently banned from several conventions: [LINK]

EDIT: ...and Kevin deleted it.

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Reeelocation: Lori's had it with cold weather and wants to move somewhere warmer. In the past, she grifted her way through households in many states including New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Washington, and Rhode Island. Where to next? Perhaps San Diego, California? But who am I to give suggestions when Lori is so well-traveled.

IG User: "Due 2 the pandemic, people are working from home and so if ur gonna be stuck @ home, might as well move to Florida where it never snows right? If u ever think of relocating to South Fla, i can help u. I practice Real Estate down here."

Lori: "my parents tried getting me to go with them to Florida for years NOPE. Lol I'm well traveled homie, don't worry, next relocation will be warmer we lookin"

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OMG Shoes: Lori is promoting YRU Shoes on her Instagram again. It's interesting that Lori, a self-professed germaphobe and "cripple," was able to plop her ass down on the dresser like that to pose for pictures. What a miraculous recovery!



EDIT #1: YRU Shoes featured Lori on Instagram: [LINK]



EDIT #2: Backlash against YRU Shoes for their promotion of Lori has begun.

"Please research who you’re promoting. Lori Lewd is a nasty person and has DECADES worth of receipts of her slut shaming, fat shaming, and abusing others and they trail up to present day. I would be embarrassed to let someone like this represent my brand. She is extremely problematic and bad for your image. I won’t purchase from you as long as you promote her. Choose better models." - IG User

Spoiler: More Shoe Pics

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Robert Report: Yet another sighting of simp du jour robert_libo.



But don't worry, Kevin. It (probably) doesn't mean anything. After all, Lori said she's "monogamous."

 

[weeeeb]

My fate autism isn't super high level, but isn't "red saber" actually nero? Is she getting her new skinwalks mixed up?

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Kevin's Opinion on 2021 Cosplay: Lori's lapdog shared his unsolicited opinion about technology and the cosplay community.

Nah, he's just mad he can't afford a 3D printer and even if he could he's not exactly intelligent and intuitive enough to figure out how to put one together or level it. No one in the community is suggesting or even pushing that you need the most expensive 3D printer on the market. A lot of cosplayers have Enders which are fairly inexpensive,

Also, Lori. You should calm down on your "signature" pout, and poof, you're just stretching your skin out and giving yourself wrinkles.

 

[Marche]

Kevin's Opinion on Cosplay in 2021: Lori's lapdog shared his unsolicited opinion about technology and the cosplay community.

For someone who likes to constantly accuse others of being jealous he is sure seething with it.
You don't even need to own a 3D printer since you can just send the files off to get it done for you, of course that also raises the real issue of him not being able to do that either.
If Kevin wants to keep having foam adventures I suggest making fur suits, at least that way Lori can finally hide her aged face.

 

[Tugboat]

3D printers have gotten much more affordable in recent years. But there is a learning curve for both the machines and modeling that Kevin probably wouldn't bother to devote any time to. Even sanding a prop to a smooth finish takes HOURS.

 

[shiitake]

I went to Lori's Twitter today (March 11) and noticed something. Her "top whatever %" OnlyFans number was changed from top 2.7% to top 3%. She was always sorta lazy updating that bio (it would be stuck at the old percentage while her tweets would say she was in a higher percentage) but it seems she changed it in the last couple of days.

I scrolled back a bit to see what it had been before and on March 1 she had it at top 2.5%. (Two screenshots side by side below.)

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The past couple of weeks haven't been good for Lori. This thread, the YouTubes coming out, more people on Instagram reaching out to brands and informing them about Lori, even Kevin admitted she was having a mental breakdown.

This leads me to believe that she has been slipping in creating content for OF because of all the drama and maybe that's why the percentage dropped so fast. It used to sloooowly build up by a tenth of a percent, according to the figures Lori posted anyway.

Is there any way to know the reach she has on OF? Or how much she actually earns? I guess it's difficult to buy followers on OF so it'd be fun to see how many people actually care for granny porn.

 

[Confederate Fag]

IG User: "Due 2 the pandemic, people are working from home and so if ur gonna be stuck @ home, might as well move to Florida where it never snows right? If u ever think of relocating to South Fla, i can help u. I practice Real Estate down here."

Lori: "my parents tried getting me to go with them to Florida for years NOPE. Lol I'm well traveled homie, don't worry, next relocation will be warmer we lookin"

She is seriously fucked in the head lol. Why is she always so rude to everyone in her replies? She’s constantly on the defence, even when the person is kissing her ass. Considering she’s someone that bases their worth on how many Instagram followers they have, you’d think she’d be a little nicer to them. What a cunt.

Also, it appears Kevin is just as much of a catty, jealous bitch as Lori. They just become more and more alike with every update.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

3D printers have gotten much more affordable in recent years. But there is a learning curve for both the machines and modeling that Kevin probably wouldn't bother to devote any time to. Even sanding a prop to a smooth finish takes HOURS.

I'm honestly waiting now for Kevin to read these comments and get mad enough to waste money on a 3D printer only to inevitably get frustrated when he doesn't know what he's doing that he throws it back into the box while he sulks in the corner as Lori hellshrieks at him that people are calling her old on the internet.

He'll post pictures of the pieces of the 3D printer with a caption how he's so excited but then go radio silent on it and pretend like it never happened. Lori will probably harass him to figure it out because that means he can 3D print accessories to whatever she's trying to skinwalk.

 

[MistaV]

She is seriously fucked in the head lol. Why is she always so rude to everyone in her replies? She’s constantly on the defence, even when the person is kissing her ass. Considering she’s someone that bases their worth on how many Instagram followers they have, you’d think she’d be a little nicer to them. What a cunt.

Also, it appears Kevin is just as much of a catty, jealous bitch as Lori. They just become more and more alike with every update.

Im just waiting for someone to glitter bomb her ass or other ways to get a taste of her own medicine.