US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Meat Target]

banks were taking stimibennies when you had a negative account

When your account is overdrawn, you owe the bank money. If you have overdraft protection, that is technically a short-term loan.

Their behavior since Simple Joe had his coronation does not inspire confidence that this would not be the case.

If they stay the course on their current fecklessness, they're gonna soon have bigger problems on their hands than dudebros with guns.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Here you go.
Source

That's what they deserve for demanding eviction moratoria and voting for gibs.

 

[Radical Cadre]

How do you stop a tank?

Kill the mechanic.

How do you stop a drone with a pair of pliers?

Cut the cable.

How do you stop the Air Force from bombing you?

Steal the donuts from the break room.

How do you stop the Navy from shelling you?

Hold the Bremalopes hostage.

How do you keep Special Forces from hunting you?

Put "RARE SNAKES - DO NOT EAT" on a sign by the highway.

How do you stop the Marines from occupying your town?

Throw all the crayons in the river.

I feel like a .50 cal could also stop at least a few of those.

 

[Oats12345]

"It's only coontrovesial for those damned backwards mayoniesse ghouls and their inbred bible thumping ways."

Fuck this faggot.

The people doing the majority of the gun crime aren't using legal means to buy guns and aren't getting background checks.

I do found it odd when every a shooting happens. Someone screams for gun control. Yet that weren't solve anything due to most of the people going on shooting sprees getting those gun illegally. So your just punishing people who have guns legally.

Clarence Thomas, Alito, and the other one I forgot is the only consistent Justices I like in SCOTUS especially Thomas who hates the fuck out of Joe Biden. ACB and Brett are giving me John Roberts vibes due to them acting like goys in sheep clothing.

I do feel bad Thomas he has to witness the same man who called him a pervert become president of the United States.

All the gun shit does make me uneasy but we should be somewhat fine for now. Manchin might be a retard but he isn't stupid enough to think he can vote for something like that and not get tarred and feathered in the streets of West "by God" Virginia. Which is probably why we've seen so much news in recent weeks about how the Democrats hate him.

In any case - Take my advice, buy a shiny new pew pew toy with your stimbux, and also most definitely certainly probably absolutely don't* take it on an extended boating trip with it sitting loosely on the side of your boat, an action that would almost certainly cause it to be lost* forever

I could see Manchin possibly voting against it becuase of his state being a red state. You know speaking of Manchin he's probably loves being the decideded vote now.

 

[X Pac Heat]

we need the national divorce

(also lol at the Ubisoft fags getting mad that people are using their song now)

 

[Radical Cadre]

we need the national divorce

(also lol at the Ubisoft fags getting mad that people are using their song now)

Nah we just need people to chill the fuck out.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Somebody wake up Joe. I know it's past his bedtime...

 

[Random Internet Person]

Nah we just need people to chill the fuck out.

I don't think anyone is chilling out. Nobody wants to. The only way things cool down is after a terrible heat death. And after the big explosion after everything hits the wall.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

He did it this time! He read the card! Good Joe! Gold star!

 

[X Pac Heat]

Nah we just need people to chill the fuck out.

i'll chill out as soon as they chill out with the authoritarianism.

 

[Getwhatyou]

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I do found it odd when every a shooting happens. Someone screams for gun control. Yet that weren't solve anything due to most of the people going on shooting sprees getting those gun illegally. So your just punishing people who have guns legally.

I do feel bad Thomas he has to witness the same man who called him a pervert become president of the United States.

I could see Manchin possibly voting against it becuase of his state being a red state. You know speaking of Manchin he's probably loves being the decideded vote now.

Is English your first language?

 

[Garm]

And here we go!

Ah. Excellent that you went ahead and posted it.

Hmmm.... No salt about Jimmy Dore blasting him. Lots of retweeting his supporters for being a Democrat mouth piece though.

Also Palmer Report because fuck them.
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[I.B. Niggin]

well that was full of empty platitudes and bullshit. What else could I have expected?

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

LOL so to sum up:
1.Donald Trump caused the Pandemic
2. Racism
3. Biden was the person who began to fight the virus and get vaccines made
4. We only made progress since he took over

 

[I.B. Niggin]

LOL so to sum up:
1.Donald Trump caused the Pandemic
2. Racism
3. Biden was the person who began to fight the virus and get vaccines made
4. We only made progress since he took over

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I just love the mention of how only 8 percent of Americans were vaccinated by the time he took over. No shit, Joe, the vaccines were just getting rolled out. I hate this disingenuity.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Did he really say this was Trump's fault?

questions a conservative reporter should ask Joepedo for his late press conference:

1) Where did WuFlu originate?
2) Who spearheaded the vaccine program you are currently using?
3) Who is a bigger threat to America, a new commentator or the CCP?
4) Should straight men date trans women?

 

[Radical Cadre]

I don't think anyone is chilling out. Nobody wants to.

... I want to.

Pretty sure a bunch of people want to and we're being led by a minority of assholes on each side.

 

[Standardized Profile]

So as I’ve said before, I’m not anti-gun, but I am strongly anti-irresponsible gun owner, which I say just so I don’t sound like I’m playing devil’s advocate, because I’m genuinely interested in the opposing viewpoint here.

wouldn’t reducing the number of guns in people‘s possession / inflicting stronger penalties on improper storage or use also lower the chances of them also winding up on the black market?

If you make it harder to buy and ‘disappear’ them, it’s harder for them to get to the kind of criminals and people who shouldn’t have them.

What would happen if we reduced the number of guns in people's possession to zero? There'd be no gun crime. But criminals who are stronger than their preferred victims--almost always young men, full of testosterone and low on IQ points, sometimes in groups--would be free to engage in violence on smaller, weaker individuals with no fear of deterrence. We'd see an increase in muggings, home invasions, rapes, etc. Probably a lot more strong arm robberies in the inner city, forcing the remaining small businesses to leave. So "reducing the number of guns in people's possession" is not a worthwhile goal, or an acceptable means to whatever goal you're trying to reach.

Making it harder to buy guns--and it's already a fairly involved process in most cases--just makes it harder for people who need a gun in a hurry to get one. If you have a stalker, or a death threat, or your car was stolen and you have to walk through the hood to get to your job, you don't have time to deal with waiting periods, NICS outages, ATF forms, CLEO signatures, etc. Every one of those steps is a delay of days (or months) and another chance for something to go wrong, inadvertently or intentionally.

Storage requirements are just a means of excluding the poor from owning guns. An RSC or a safe is a big investment. And depending on the construction of your home, or the restrictions placed on it by your landlord, you might not be able to get a big, heavy RSC to hold your long gun and a few pistols. And as soon as the first RSC is broken into, the government will tell everyone RSCs are crap, you need a TL-15 now. That will price almost every gun owner out of the storage market. We don't tell people how to store their prescription drugs, or their cash, or their sports cars, or their knives or baseball bats; why tell them how to store their guns?

 

[Radical Cadre]

I just love the mention of how only 8 percent of Americans were vaccinated by the time he took over. No shit, Joe, the vaccines were just getting rolled out. I hate this disingenuity.

Vaccines, mind you that were rolled out in record time amidst constant derision from Democrats up to and including Kamala Harris suggesting that the vaccine should not be trusted because it was created under President Trump.

Yup.

 

[Oats12345]

LOL so to sum up:
1.Donald Trump caused the Pandemic
2. Racism
3. Biden was the person who began to fight the virus and get vaccines made
4. We only made progress since he took over

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I didn't watch this garbage. Your shiting me. He legit said that crap. Of course Joe won't call China out for causing the pandemic. He's a good butt boy for them.
Seriously why is he fucking lying about when the vaccine was made? The vaccine had been finished before he took office. He legit got it back in December before becoming president.

I really have no sympathy for his declining health.