DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

When his Windows 8 machine finally gives out, he'll probably buy another used machine.

Nah, at this point, he'll just beg for a new one on stream with a tips goal and get 3 people to give him $500 apiece, buy something expensive, fuck up the setup, and complain about how it's slow because he fucked it up.

I'm legit trying to think if DSP has spent $5K in expenses in 5 years combined.

The portion of his mortgage and bills that can be claimed as business expenses would count. I was able to come up with legitimate expenses by including stuff like that that came to around $2k-$3k. But I couldn't get anywhere near $9k.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

And constantly says game devs are idiots who can't make games

And that the book-smart-street-morahns at Google don't know what they're doing and something about 3 million oranges.

Daily reminder that this greedy fuck took the last $11 from some poor asshole without a second thought.

Some of the reactions from his unironic fans during his WWE gaslighting was truly pathetic. I'm looking at you kingmichael, you fucking retarrr.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Edit: "You guys know we could do a discussion stream where I don't even play a game, once a week"
There it is. He's trying to transition away from games.

Honestly? Yes please. His gameplay is atrocious and boring. His commentary consists of describing what's on screen, goat laughing, and asking the chat what they think he should do. There's barely any enjoyment from watching him struggle in more difficult games because he gets handheld the entire way. CoD is the only game worth watching because he is a delusional salty pig for the entire stream. His "talking" streams are where we get gold dust like tonight's schizo ranting about KF, the bankruptcy, and WWE Champions. The gameplay is just a pretense to beg. Drop the pretense and just get straight to the begging, ranting, and raving.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil made $50 and said that he guesses that was it. It's okay, he can't always hit the tips goal.
$200 earlier. Again. No point in ever giving him more than $100 on a stream, better to spread it over 2 and then he can't whine. He can't even pretend to be grateful for $250 in a day because it wasn't $100 twice.

We're getting a final speech about Yakuza. Phil is calling this the end of the playthrough because he may never be able to grind enough to get to the final dungeon. Unless someone can convince him otherwise. I assume this will require money.

Phil doesn't feel like the chill streams were a waste because they were chill and fun. He needs another chill game where he can just chill and talk.

Nah, at this point, he'll just beg for a new one on stream with a tips goal and get 3 people to give him $500 apiece, buy something expensive, fuck up the setup, and complain about how it's slow because he fucked it up.

He may also just beg for it for 4 weeks on end, each week receiving an additional $1000. The $800 laptop won't be purchased until it is paid for 4 times over. It worked for the PS5.

 

[actually]

Edit: "You guys know we could do a discussion stream where I don't even play a game, once a week"
There it is. He's trying to transition away from games.

He wouldn't be able to handle even 2 hours a week of "discussion."

 

[Salubrious]

Nah, at this point, he'll just beg for a new one on stream with a tips goal and get 3 people to give him $500 apiece, buy something expensive, fuck up the setup, and complain about how it's slow because he fucked it up.

I would agree with this, but it would have to be on Twitter. I don't see DSP begging until his computer is literally unusable.

Although I guess he can technically stream on his PC that he only uses for marathon blocks? Maybe?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

51/100 for Yakuza. Month and a half of grinding just to get one shotted, and now quitting.

Lookin' like a wage quit to me fellas. Sad.

edit: Still doesn't know his wife's "new schedule". This shit has been going on for what, two weeks by now? Yeah, okay dude.

Fuck, I'm late.

 

[Salubrious]

He wouldn't be able to handle even 2 hours a week of "discussion."

I mean, DSP could easily do it once per month for WWE PPVs. Wrestlemania is 2 nights this year. Heck, another 2 nights for NXT Takeover. He could literally spend an entire week and do nothing but WWE live reaction streams.

And maybe he'd actually be passionate about something for once.

But he probably can't handle the "Champions" jokes, so he won't.

 

[PutridElephant]

51/100 for Yakuza. Month and a half of grinding just to get one shotted, and now quitting.

Lookin' like a wage quit to me fellas. Sad.

But he's asked his YT audience to email him their thoughts. How can he make the decision to drop it before he posts the gameplay to YT?

 

[BT9494]

I mean, DSP could easily do it once per month for WWE PPVs. Wrestlemania is 2 nights this year. Heck, another 2 nights for NXT Takeover. He could literally spend an entire week and do nothing but WWE live reaction streams.

And maybe he'd actually be passionate about something for once.

But he probably can't handle the "Champions" jokes, so he won't.

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Yeah, except he doesn't watch wrestling any more. Remember?

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil doesn't know what his day off is next week because Kat has still not got her schedule for next week.
He's either lying about this for some reason, or Kat has changed jobs and is going through training or something.

It isn't just bad practice for a retail environment, it's exceedingly risky to not release a schedule at least a week in advance. Employees have other jobs and things they need to juggle, you run the risk of disaster springing a schedule on them, and some places have a minimum week notification as a legal mandate for workplaces (I have no idea about Washington though). Either whatever Fred Meyer location this is runs like a complete clown show, or they are fucking with Kat's schedule specifically and have no idea what to do with her yet.

Wild conspiracy theory: Kat had a big fallout after not walking 5 feet to work during the snowstorm and that resulted in her quitting or being fired. The stories about Tevins raiding the store like Viking hordes every night is Phil overcompensating and justifying, even though we don't really know about the departure. This current schedule fuckery is because she got a new job and is going through training and she hasn't got a concrete schedule yet. Kat has less attachment to Fred Meyer than it initially seemed because Phil confirmed her initial transferring was a lie anyway. It also confirms that he just habitually lies about her work, so why not one more time? May also have prompted some of the additional begging since Kat had a brief period where she was making nothing and Phil was covering additional expenses for her.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Edit: "You guys know we could do a discussion stream where I don't even play a game, once a week"
There it is. He's trying to transition away from games.

I really want him to do this. As @Dread Pirate Retard said his gameplay is the worst part of his streams. Him 'interacting' with the audience and talking out of his ass is way more entertaining. I mean it would have as much gold dust as these Yakuza streams/the old minecraft streams/any other stream where DSP is allowed to turn his brain off and milk his audience only without the bullshit gameplay, tedious menu diving or whatever other stalling bullshit DSP can come up with.

Seriously DSP, just do "just chatting" for like one stream. I bet you anything you'll get more viewers and more contributions.

He wouldn't be able to handle even 2 hours a week of "discussion."

And this is another reason I want to see it.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Did Phil hit the gin early, or has his brain finally broken? What in the everloving fuck is he going on about? Who in their right mind (yeah, I know) would want to listen to Phil rant and rave inanely about whatever thing crosses his mind? And of course, it'll just be a trainwreck of misinformation, "opinion" and just Phil wanting to jerk himself off.

 

[YokuNama]

I know I am sounding like a broken record but I don't know how people can just sit and watch Phil, or any stream for that matter. It's like sitting at a friends house after losing and just watching everyone else play or waiting for somebody to get off the arcade you want to play.... but paying tons of money doing it.

As far as AnonyMouse... Figures. That's been the track record for most of these idiots. They get mad at Phil for some reason and talk to detractors, then once they realize their in a room that doesn't have a bunch of idiots they get intimidated and go right back. That's why I wonder why people are so eager to talk to OnlyIcedCoffee. Just a big nothing burger.

Also Phil since I know you're reading all this shit. Lets say the Champions account really isn't yours. I HIGHLY doubt it isn't, but for argument sake lets put doubt in what I believe...

HOW DOES YOU RACKING UP 100K IN CREDIT CARD DEBT WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT, ANY BETTER?

Nothing, right?

Okay.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Wild conspiracy theory: Kat had a big fallout after not walking 5 feet to work during the snowstorm and that resulted in her quitting or being fired. The stories about Tevins raiding the store like Viking hordes every night is Phil overcompensating and justifying, even though we don't really know about the departure. This current schedule fuckery is because she got a new job and is going through training and she hasn't got a concrete schedule yet. Kat has less attachment to Fred Meyer than it initially seemed because Phil confirmed her initial transferring was a lie anyway. It also confirms that he just habitually lies about her work, so why not one more time? May also have prompted some of the additional begging since Kat had a brief period where she was making nothing and Phil was covering additional expenses for her.

Kroger recently shut down like 2-3 stores in the Seattle area due to mandatory hazard pay by the city. So yea, I do think that she is going through training or something for another job.

Also, DSP is still currently streaming. He has had it continuously streaming for like the past 20 minutes and apparently hasn't noticed. He is still there as I just heard a notification sound.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Everyone is a brain dead idiot except Phil, right? So it’s possible that Nancy and the bankruptcy judge are brain dead idiots following Felipe’s logic.

Well he definitely would’ve been calling them that had he not gotten his way lmao

 

[PieceofShet]

.. , buy something expensive, fuck up the setup, and complain about how it's slow because he fucked it up...

... and complain about how it's slow because he fucked it up... people didnt give him more money to buy a better one.

Fixed it for you.

 

[Surly Muppet]

As far as AnonyMouse... Figures. That's been the track record for most of these idiots. They get mad at Phil for some reason and talk to detractors, then once they realize their in a room that doesn't have a bunch of idiots they get intimidated and go right back. That's why I wonder why people are so eager to talk to OnlyIcedCoffee. Just a big nothing burger.

I guess in Anony's defense, his YT handle was in Dark Dave's tonight chirping Phil constantly, so he has not disappeared yet. This has more deniability than leaks though, and Swagginz was also hanging around detractors before he went crawling back to mod. I'm not holding my breath that we're going to see him back here or that he will actually man up and do something, especially if Phil is to be believed and he is still talking to him. He was likely drunk when he started posting here.

Also, DSP is still currently streaming. He has had it continuously streaming for like the past 20 minutes and apparently hasn't noticed. He is still there as I just heard a notification sound.

Yeah, the stream is still live. This is pretty bizarre - something must have changed recently. This happening once recently is weird, and Phil admitted he didn't cut stream until a paypig emailed him that it was still running. But doing it again so soon? Cutting stream after ads is something Phil has always been consistent with. With his schedule autism, this does suggest that something has disrupted his usual routines, and it can't just be Kat being home because she only usually worked 3 nights to begin with.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

"You guys know we could do a discussion stream where I don't even play a game, once a week"

Sounds great Phil, how about the first one be a breakdown of your monthly expenses?

 

[LyteSydeByll]

Does anyone with Discord knowledge want to answer this--if Phil did delete his previous account (TheyCallMeDSP #4058 or whatever), would that still show up in the mod chat?

Yes, it would show up as Deleted User and then some letters/numbers. Example:

However DSP has been regularly clearing out his moderator discord chats in order to prevent leaks from coming out after the last round of leaks. Outwardly he likes to say there's nothing in there that can get him in trouble and that he's not nervous about leaks happening, then quickly back peddled to say "it would all be fake anyways." I asked, but there is no Deleted User chat history in the Discord.

To the best of my knowledge, this never happened because someone in the Mod Discord would have had to provide the 18 digit ID. The username and 4 digit number matched, but the 18 digit one would be the definite answer.

I believe I included in the WWE Champions thread I was waiting for confirmation on the 18 digit unique ID before I posted about the account being the same in the WWE Champions guild Discords and the secret moderator Discord.

I can say I have had multiple DSP moderators at this point tell me the 18 digit unique ID code for TheyCallMeDSP#4058 was 429043479683923979 taken from the moderator Discord and matches the unique ID code for the same account in the WWE Champions guilds.

For those of you who don't use Discord because you're straight, you can change your account name at any point. You can only change the identifying four numbers after the # by paying for Nitro, and TheyCallMeDSP#4058 never had the Nitro badge to be able to do this (It costs $50/year for Nitro). But you cannot change your name AND four digits to the same name+4 digit combo as someone else. You get an error message for that. I believe I posted this in the WWE thread but I think it bears repeating here.

If you're continuing to doubt I will point out another curious detail in the "impersonator" DSP Discord account that has since been deleted:


It was created right after he was banned during Far Cry. Unless someone made an account to sit on for YEARS to try to age it up to be credible only to delete it after it was exposed instead of keeping it around as "evidence" to "try to get him in trouble" (his words from Yakuza tonight) then they weren't an impersonator and was more likely to be a the real deal.

@LyteSydeByll can confirm or deny, I guess.

I think this counts as confirmation.