Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Never forget that 2020 never happened and that two rounds of Trumpbux were never sent out.

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Grand Fucktard said:
That's nothing dude.
John actually WAS Meghan, but when he came out as unspecified "queer" the royal family disowned him. He escaped to America by fitting 2 of the queen's corgis with torque vectoring and using them as trans-atlantic (his first transition) water skis because torque vectoring solves everything.

after landing on the coast, John ran at 160 BPM to evade gamergate and used a space space-camp shuttle to travel back in time to grow up in the South.

and that's how the legend of Missipppi John begins
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I heard that Gamergate had borrowed a kiwifarms brand nazi-frost™ freeze ray, but they only clipped John in the dick and the ricochet took out both corgis.
Luckily nearby there was a semi-young lawyer hopeful working at The Screaming Chinaman, a Korean food truck, who was able to make a pup-pup platter from scratch with a hello pooch meal kit.
Holding onto the dropped cockcicle, the chinaman dreamed of a day he could be reunited with his benefactor and corner the market on bitcoins. With the proceeds he would start a NEW food truck serving a patented treat his mysterious love inspired as she sprinted 1000 calories away....the 2 stick corndog
 
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Dizzydent said:
He's talking about Piers Morgan getting cancelled because he was skeptical about the interview Harry and Meghan had with Oprah saying it sounded like fake victimhood. Also Piers Morgan dated Meghan for a brief time years ago and know her personally and he gets shit for it.

Skip to around 5 min to see what all the fuss is about then this happened today and he's gone cause black man asks him about his previous relationship and he storms out and gets fired
Even Trudeau is going into damage control right now as im typing
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WE AREN'T A FUCKING COLONY ANYMORE! And the queen is a figure head and nothing more. Who gives a flying fuck about affluent people complaining about hardships. Same goes for john. He has 0 to complain about yet still finds stuff to complain about.
Peace and Harmony said:
Misspelled "Mike Cernovich", John!
only kidding, although @brianstelter isn't going to rub his shrivelled nutsack against your seeping crotch mutilation either.

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Frank is FAT! John is THIN!

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gonna press x to doubt for john burning 1000 calories a day. Especially with how many health issues he has. I use exercise equipment and do bodyweight exercises daily and don't hit 1000 calories burned ever.
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trans-atlantic (his first transition)
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My sides.
 
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AnOminous said:
John sounds angry that even a completely irrelevant idiot like Dornald Drumpf is still more important than he is. He chopped his own cock off to be important! Why is nobody paying attention to John (except us)?
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He's desperate for your attention


pot meet kettle (only the kettle actually succeeded in getting elected)


it was a random picture....[the reality] is not a very compelling image

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Peace and Harmony said:
You being fucking re,tarded might have something to do with it.

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"can you fix something like this"

Missippi John, who has been known to whittle an entire 911 out of a pine bough, has never heard of appliance repair?

lI'm not shocked that John, like P&H pointed out, hasn't used an actual thermometer. John's allergic to diagnostics...remember his circuit test? he put a new fuse in an unidentified circuit and when nothing changed he threw in the towel...he didn't even put a meter across the fuse to see if the leg was even energized.
 
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
"can you fix something like this"

Missippi John, who has been known to whittle an entire 911 out of a pine bough, has never heard of appliance repair?

lI'm not shocked that John, like P&H pointed out, hasn't used an actual thermometer. John's allergic to diagnostics...remember his circuit test? he put a new fuse in an unidentified circuit and when nothing changed he threw in the towel...he didn't even put a meter across the fuse to see if the leg was even energized.

(shit, it was a reply, sorry for the double post)
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A true engineer like Miss'ippi John doesn't need a thermometer, they measure the delta of an object's thermal energy versus its ambient environment - or what you NON-ENGINEERS quiantly call "temperature"- by noting the degree of refraction of light through the air around it. Only plebes rely on the expansion rates of two disimilar metals or god forbid the expansion of a fluid in a pressure-sealed tube.

Now if you'll excuse me its time for me, a very excellent chef who is greatly concerned about climate change, to prepare a fabulous meal by pulling ingredients that were delivered in the least efficient manner possible with tons of extra packing waste out of a carboard box.

Before I go: Who here is a culinary master enough to tell me what it is and what its used for, and why it will make my meal the best ever?
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Ghostse said:
A true engineer like Miss'ippi John doesn't need a thermometer, they measure the delta of an object's thermal energy versus its ambient environment - or what you NON-ENGINEERS quiantly call "temperature"- by noting the degree of refraction of light through the air around it. Only plebes rely on the expansion rates of two disimilar metals or god forbid the expansion of a fluid in a pressure-sealed tube.

Now if you'll excuse me its time for me, a very excellent chef who is greatly concerned about climate change, to prepare a fabulous meal by pull ingredients that were delivered in the least efficient manner possible with tons of extra packing waste.

Before I go: Who here is a culinary mater enough to tell me what it is and what its used for, and why it will make my meal the best ever?
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I seriously love these kinds of posts. The adventures of John the black mississippi cis woman.
 
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Grand Fucktard said:
being a game designer, John was born with an intuitive grasp of temperature.
Back in Mississippi would bet people that he could lay the head of his penis on something and get within +/- 0.03deg F

He doesn't ever talk about that anymore though. I wonder why. did something happen?
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Wasn't there a thing where someone tried metooing John, but his friends in the media helped bury it cuz transphobia or something?
 
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Dork Of Ages said:
I think that was Frank's ex-wife?
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Yes if I recall correctly, Frank's ex wife had a few things to say about the shrieking chink. Frank being both well connected in progressive circles and not important enough for his scalp to be a trophy played big a role in these allegations never amounting to anything. I'm not sure how much reach Bribri's actually got but I very much doubt she was the one pulling strings to get it to go away.
There is some poetic value to a wife beater marrying an absolute troglodyte hambeast that he can't physically harm while "she" gets to humiliate him on twitter.

Also, if we're specifically talking about John sexual misconducts, I'm pretty sure there are some 40 yo gays that went to ole miss two decades ago that could tell a story or two about him. But this only speculation on my end, naturally.
A question though for more well versed john scholars, was john ever actually "bi"?
I mean, did pre-trans john ever try to pick-up a girl? Do we know about it? I know he's a pathological liar but I really wonder if the bi thing he keeps talking about has any root in reality.
Also thinking about that ugly fucker trying to get into an upper middle class sorority girl from old miss pants is really funny to me and I'd love to live in a timeline where it's happened.
 
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Jack Awful said:
Wasn't there a thing where someone tried metooing John, but his friends in the media helped bury it cuz transphobia or something?
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Dork Of Ages said:
I think that was Frank's ex-wife?
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Pretty sure it was Frank and his ex wife and it's been covered further back in this thread. Basically she tried to expose what an actual piece of shit Frank is and he made very public social media pity me posts where he lies his ass off and all his media buddies took turns giving him ass pats in the comments.
 
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Bismuth Ferrite said:
A question though for more well versed john scholars, was john ever actually "bi"?
I mean, did pre-trans john ever try to pick-up a girl? Do we know about it? I know he's a pathological liar but I really wonder if the bi thing he keeps talking about has any root in reality.
Also thinking about that ugly fucker trying to get into an upper middle class sorority girl from old miss pants is really funny to me and I'd love to live in a timeline where it's happened.
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John's claims to be bisexual are nothing more than him trying to score a few meager oppression points because he refuses to acknowledge the obvious fact that he trooned out because he couldn't get laid as a gay man due to his unique combination of batshit crazy and grotesquely repulsive. The lie also allows him to elbow his way into LBGTBBQ discussions without acknowledging that he's a T, not a B.
 
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White Devil said:
Pretty sure it was Frank and his ex wife and it's been covered further back in this thread. Basically she tried to expose what an actual piece of shit Frank is and he made very public social media pity me posts where he lies his ass off and all his media buddies took turns giving him ass pats in the comments.
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he he that's when Frank was spewing vitriol about his ex-wife being one of the worst people he's ever had the misfortune to meet (meat?) and is a terrible monster, etc etc
and then tried to close with something like "I wish you all the best"
 
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Water-T said:
I'd bet good money that John doesn't preheat his oven, and just throws the meal in the oven right after turning it on while screaming DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? STOP BAKESPLAING!
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I had not even considered that level of stupiity, but it fits.

given John's twitter addiction (like why he put the fancy stereo in his car)

I figure it goes down like

Recipe :
Bake @350 for 30-35 mins

John :
who is this @350? I must go to my twitter and tell @350 about my Porsches. Chinaman! you're going to have to nuke some pizza rolls, I have to be self-important
 
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