Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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Lori is too old to figure out how a 3D printer works and Kevin is too stupid to make heads or tales of a .stl file.
Cosplay/prop sperging:
It's not hard to make nice looking props. The supplies are literally at Michael's, Joanne's, and Hobby Lobby. We have come a long way from using couch cushions and camping foam.
Does Kevin really think that worbla and Eva foam aren't used anymore? His MHA cosplay looks like Eva foam. He hasn't made anything in over a year. Perhaps he's anxious his skills have deteriorated much like his mental and physical state.

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Granted it looks like most of Lori's cosplays are bought from AliExpress or whatever shite-tier company is sending her "couture" currently.
On a personal note, I can't make heads or tails of 3D printing either, it's magic.

These are some older Lori shots I don't remember seeing in the thread.
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Nice spine injury in that first one L.
I think her feet are bigger than most men's, kek.
 
Lori is too old to figure out how a 3D printer works and Kevin is too stupid to make heads or tales of a .stl file.
Cosplay/prop sperging:
It's not hard to make nice looking props. The supplies are literally at Michael's, Joanne's, and Hobby Lobby. We have come a long way from using couch cushions and camping foam.
Does Kevin really think that worbla and Eva foam aren't used anymore? His MHA cosplay looks like Eva foam. He hasn't made anything in over a year. Perhaps he's anxious his skills have deteriorated much like his mental and physical state.

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Granted it looks like most of Lori's cosplays are bought from AliExpress or whatever shite-tier company is sending her "couture" currently.
On a personal note, I can't make heads or tails of 3D printing either, it's magic.

These are some older Lori shots I don't remember seeing in the thread.
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Nice spine injury in that first one L.
I think her feet are bigger than most men's, kek.
Oop she forgot to shoop herself on that first one.

Nice soccer mom face there.
 
Lori is too old to figure out how a 3D printer works and Kevin is too stupid to make heads or tales of a .stl file.
Cosplay/prop sperging:
It's not hard to make nice looking props. The supplies are literally at Michael's, Joanne's, and Hobby Lobby. We have come a long way from using couch cushions and camping foam.
Does Kevin really think that worbla and Eva foam aren't used anymore? His MHA cosplay looks like Eva foam. He hasn't made anything in over a year. Perhaps he's anxious his skills have deteriorated much like his mental and physical state.

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Granted it looks like most of Lori's cosplays are bought from AliExpress or whatever shite-tier company is sending her "couture" currently.
On a personal note, I can't make heads or tails of 3D printing either, it's magic.

These are some older Lori shots I don't remember seeing in the thread.
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Nice spine injury in that first one L.
I think her feet are bigger than most men's, kek.
she looks like a dollar store crackhead pink haired venus angelic not gonna lie
 
she looks like a dollar store crackhead pink haired venus angelic not gonna lie
That’s because she got all of that image filler via photoshop and to be honest, she doesn’t have a single comparison to Venus even if she attempted at being an pale imitation of her she will look like a total fucking joke as we saw in that Sailor Moon cosplay comparison photo. And thank the lord she hasn’t spawn a sailor chibi loon, can you imagine her as a mother? She will either do like Venus’s mother did to her, control her, doll her up maybe even try to sabotage if she becomes more talented, beautiful and less insane than her as she gets to adulthood or the internet will have to deal with another Lori who would probably be an even bigger cunt than her own mother. Luckily, she has Kevin to fill the “daughter” role.
 
All his pissing and whining about 3D printing shows how ignorant he is about it. People have to make the models, choose materials, do a lot of test printing, revisions, fitting, and sanding/painting/finishing work to get those final props made. A lot of those complex shapes have to be printed in smaller sections and then cut from supports and glued together. It is in no way a caveman mash a button and a perfect cosplay prop comes out ready for some Krylon.
 
, she doesn’t have a single comparison to Venus
Not to forget Venoos has a sincere following, even if it's mostly people concerned for her wellbeing and some sleazy simps falling for her pedo bait, she has a more solid following than Lorena could hope to have. Her following is either bought, lolcow watchers or hatewatchers.
All his pissing and whining about 3D printing shows how ignorant he is about it. People have to make the models, choose materials, do a lot of test printing, revisions, fitting, and sanding/painting/finishing work to get those final props made. A lot of those complex shapes have to be printed in smaller sections and then cut from supports and glued together. It is in no way a caveman mash a button and a perfect cosplay prop comes out ready for some Krylon.
It's cope, all of it cope. Either he's too retarded to set a 3D printer up like many have said, or Lorena is showing her age by instilling this mentality into him. I mean she still believes natural hair styling beats using wigs.
 
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:lunacy: The Lori and Kevin Dictionary :lunacy:

NOTE: This is a work in progress and, given Lori's vast history, I hope it can serve as a reference point as it evolves. More entries, links, to pictures to come. You're all welcome to edit and contribute to it.



:lunacy: Antisocial Personality Disorder (ASPD): A Cluster B personality disorder characterized by a chronic and pervasive disposition to disregard and violate the rights of others. ASPD has been known by many names including dyssociality, psychopathy, and sociopathy.
1) repeated violations of the law
2) exploitation of others
3) deceitfulness
4) impulsivity
5) aggressiveness
6) reckless disregard for the safety of self and others
7) irresponsibility
8) lack of guilt, remorse, and empathy



:lunacy: beep beep: A phrase used to express incoming awfulness. Lori probably uses this phrase because she skinwalked as Kitty (@misskittymoxie) and Kitty's car is named "Little Beep."

:lunacy: Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD): A Cluster B personality disorder characterized by a long-standing pattern of instability in mood, interpersonal relationships, and self-image that is severe enough to cause extreme distress or interfere with social and occupational functioning.
1) self-damaging behavior like gambling, overeating, substance use, and risky sexual behavior
2) intense but unstable relationships
3) uncontrollable temper outbursts
4) uncertainty about identity, self-image, gender, goals, and loyalties
5) shifting moods
6) self-defeating behavior like fights, suicidal gestures, or self-mutilation (DSH)
7) fear of abandonment and chronic feelings of emptiness and boredom



:lunacy: cripple: A malingerer who feigns having a “broken back” and "chronic nausea" to avoid work.
“Lori says she is a cripple due to a broken spine but is mysteriously able to dance, walk, and jump."



:lunacy: Darling in the Franxx (DitF): A 2018 anime series made by Studio Trigger. The main characters are Hiro, a former prodigy, and Zero Two, a hybrid human and elite pilot who aspires to become human.
"Darling in the Franxx is an anime series that romanticizes emotional abuse."

:lunacy: D.A.R.V.O.: An acronym for "Deny, Attack, and Reverse Victim and Offender." This is a form of psychological abuse in which the abuser denies the abuse occurred, attacks the victim for attempting to hold the abuser accountable, and claims that they (the abuser) are the true victim in the situation. Lori frequently uses this tactic to avoid taking responsibility for her actions.



:lunacy: engagement ring: A coveted item usually obtained through coercion, manipulation, and histrionics. Given her track record of 3 failed marriages and a catastrophic relationship history, this is a harbinger of doom for Lori’s partner.
"So, this is an engagement ring, right?" - Lori's default reaction to anything shiny and circular.
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:lunacy: fake eyelashes: A cosplay item required by peasants who lack special anime lashes in real life.



:lunacy: green jacket: A literal and symbolic piece of clothing for a Mamo-chan. In Sailor Moon, Usagi's boyfriend Mamoru often wears a green blazer and she affectionately refers to him as "Mamo-chan."
"I might need to get him a green blazer, maybe." - Lori with Rikki
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Lori Usagi and Scott Mamo-chan #3
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:lunacy: Histrionic Personality Disorder (HPD): A Cluster B personality disorder characterized by a pattern of long-term self-dramatization. Such individuals appear to others to be shallow, egocentric, inconsiderate, vain, demanding, dependent, and helpless.
1) drawing attention to themself
2) craving activity and excitement
3) overreacting to minor events
4) experiencing angry outbursts
5) tendency to use manipulative suicide threats and gestures



:lunacy: Kewl Kou Klan (KKK): A cult of personality Sailor Moon cosplay group that Lori created around 2004. Lori’s KKK officially ended with the Kou Coup in April 2005. Some former Kous cut ties with Lori altogether while others are still friends with her to this very day.

:lunacy: kou (“ko”): "Light(s)" in Japanese. This is used as a name for characters in Sailor Moon.
"Seiya Kou helps Sailor Moon fight evil."

:lunacy: Kou Coup ("ko koo"): This event, also known as the Kou-pocalypse, occurred on April 17, 2005. Many members of the Kewl Kou Klan posted public testimonials on social media about Lori’s toxic character and predatory behavior.
“Then, on the 17th of April in the year 2005, a phrase lit up the Sailor Moon cosplaying world: 'Viva la Revolution.' On this day, Usagi Kou lost her 'lackies.' People such as Michiru_kou, Haruka_kou, Seiya_kou, and many others got fed up with her and booted her out of 'The Kou Clan.' And they were kind enough to provide us with the information that you are reading currently.” [LINK]



:lunacy: Mamo-chan: In Sailor Moon, Mamoru is Usagi's boyfriend and she affectionately calls him Mamo-chan. This is the term for a romantic partner of a skinwalker. During the most active years of Lori's Sailor Moon skinwalking phase 2001 to the mid 2010s, she called each of her husbands and boyfriends "Mamo-chan." See green jacket.
Mamo-chan #1 (2001-2002): husband Jeff
Mamo-chan #2 (2002-2003): husband Luis
Mamo-chan #3 (2004-2005): boyfriend Scott
Mamo-chan #4 (2006-2007): boyfriend Josh

Lori attempted to make Rikki her Mamo-chan #5 in 2013 but he refused to don the infamous green jacket.

:lunacy: masquerade: A cosplay competition at an anime convention. See serger.
"Lori lied about making her costumes at the masquerade so she was banned from the con for cheating."

:lunacy: minion: A person who functions as Lori's roof provider, rent payer, cosplay prop maker, chef, chauffeur, personal ATM, emotional punching bag, masseuse, dildo, spin doctor, white knight, lewd photographer, and overall slave. Lori prefers younger minions because they are easier to manipulate and has groomed minors to serve her in the past.
- Introduction to Kevin [LINK]

- Lori and Kevin: Overt Abuse [LINK]

- Lori and Kevin: Covert Abuse [LINK]

:lunacy: MomocunT: Lori’s oh-so-brilliant nickname for her archenemy and fellow lolcow Mariah "Momokun" Mallad.
- Kevin and Momokun - Part 1 [LINK]

- Kevin and Momokun - Part 2 [LINK]



:lunacy: Naoko Takeuchi: The creator of Sailor Moon who, according to Lori, was allegedly inspired to make the series after stalking her.
"Naoko shouldnt have followed me around and made a manga out of meh XD haha” - Lori
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:lunacy: Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD): A Cluster B personality disorder characterized by self-centeredness, lack of empathy, and a constant need for attention. From a clinical perspective, NPD is the antithesis of Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD).
1) a long-standing pattern of grandiose self-importance and an exaggerated sense of talent and achievements
2) fantasies of unlimited sex, power, brilliance, or beauty
3) an exhibitionistic need for attention and admiration
4) either cool indifference or feelings of rage, humiliation, or emptiness as a response to criticism, indifference, or defeat
5) various interpersonal disturbances, such as feeling entitled to special favors, taking advantage of others, and inability to empathize with the feelings of others



:lunacy: odango: "Dumpling(s)" in Japanese. Sailor Moon wears her hair in this iconic style. Lori claimed that she wore her hair in odango since she was 4 years old in 1989...but Sailor Moon didn't debut in America until 1995. 🤔
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"lol so the way i did my hair at the age of 4 has to do with sailor moon when it wasnt even created at that time? please, dont post about things you dont know...you dont know how long iv acted this way or dressed / done my hair. XD ::pat pat:: i was uncomfortable because it reminded me of what my online stalkers would ask O_o and thats just plain creepy if you have ANY idea how that feels, wich i doubt you do <.<. roar :p ::pet pet::" - Lori

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:lunacy: peasant: A person who is ugly, fat, old, stupid, and jealous of Lori. According to Lori, this is everyone who is not her. Lori also refers to women peasants as "lesser females."

:lunacy: pectus excavatum: A medical condition in which the breastbone sinks into the chest. Lori has this condition and calls it her “cleavage.”
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:lunacy: pedobait: Content that panders to pedophiles, hebephiles, lolicon enthusiasts, and DDLG fetishists.
"Lori loves to make pedobait posts on social media because she's an amoral degenerate."

:lunacy: pet: A cosplay prop that can be abandoned when no longer useful.
"Lori abandoned her elderly cat Isis [her 'Luna'] when she stopped skinwalking as Sailor Moon."

:lunacy: police officer: A couples therapist, referee, and argument mediator.



:lunacy: red suit: One of Lori's favorite costumes was her red Zero Two plugsuit. During a fight, Kevin allegedly grabbed Lori's Zero Two costume, threw in a bathtub, and peed on it as an act of defiance. Some Lolcow.farm anons reportedly saw a Facebook update about the incident but it was almost immediately deleted and no receipts were saved. There have been no sightings of the red suit on Lori's social media since and Kevin has deflected comments about the event but never denied it.
Zero Two's red plugsuit
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:lunacy: San Diego: The city in California where Lori cheated on her then partner Ender with Ender’s own brother...and then cheated on Ender's brother with another guy. San Diego is both a physical location and a deceitful state of mind.

:lunacy: sandbagging: According to the International Costuming Guild (ICG), "It's unsporting to enter a costume that has won a major award in a larger masquerade with relatively stiff competition in the same division at a smaller masquerade with less competition." Sandbagging is a cheating method similar to a high school student competing against kindergarteners.
"Sandbagging is one of many methods that Lori uses to cheat in cosplay competitions."

:lunacy: senshi: "Soldier(s)" in Japanese. Members of Sailor Moon’s planetary team are referred to as senshi. Lori frequently referred to Kewl Kou Klan members as "my senshi."
“Lori's friend Kayla [Sailor Venus] is one of her most loyal senshi."

:lunacy: serger: An item that detects cheaters. Lori was banned from many anime conventions and had previous cosplay awards revoked for cheating in cosplay contests. Lori falsely claimed that she made her costume and, when a judge asked if she used a specialty sewing machine called a serger, Lori famously replied: "What's a serger?" The punchline? Her costume required a serger to make.

:lunacy: sexy anime guy: Kevin obviously.
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:lunacy: signature poof pout: Also known as "bratt baby face," this is Lori's signature facial expression. According to Lori, she invented the poof pout so DO NOT COPY! :mad:

:lunacy: skinwalk: To adopt a fictional character’s personality and behavior. A skinwalker, also known as an otherkin, is a person who skinwalks. In extreme cases, a skinwalker can assume the identity of a real person they are stalking.
“Oh no! Lori is skinwalking as Kitty again. Time for a restraining order.”
- Lori and Skinwalking (Part 1): The Sailor Moon Years [LINK]

- Lori and Skinwalking (Part 2-A): The Kewl Kou Klan [LINK]



- Lori and Skinwalking: The Kitty Era (2017 - Now) [LINK]

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:lunacy: smile: An unacceptable behavior when being photographed because it can reveal missing teeth and cause wrinkles.

:lunacy: Spanish: Lori identifies as a Spanish person of color. She is of Chilean (father) and Irish (mother) descent and grew up in Port Washington, New York.
"I'm known for being a loud Spanish girl that does what she wants. I see the things that make you cheer lol" - Lori
"'Spanish' is used in the NYC metro by people from Spanish-speaking LATAM countries to refer to people from Spanish-speaking LATAM countries, so Lori could have used it to refer to herself. Or Kevin could just be a moron, pretty even odds here." - Anon
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:lunacy: usagi [“ooh-sa-gee”]: “Rabbit” in Japanese. This is the civilian name of superheroine Sailor Moon.
"Lori skinwalked as Usagi for over a decade."



:lunacy: vampire genetics: Lori’s allegedly superior genes that render her ageless and eternally beautiful. You know who else thought they had superior genes? Hitler.



:lunacy: wig: A cosplay item required by peasants who lack special anime hair like odango in real life.
 
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The Lori (and Kevin) Dictionary

:lunacy: Antisocial Personality Disorder (ASPD): A chronic and pervasive disposition to disregard and violate the rights of others. ASPD has been known by various names including dyssociality, psychopathy, and sociopathy. It is among the most heavily researched of the personality disorders and the most difficult to treat.
1) repeated violations of the law
2) exploitation of others
3) deceitfulness
4) impulsivity
5) aggressiveness
6) reckless disregard for the safety of self and others
7) irresponsibility
8) lack of guilt, remorse, and empathy

:lunacy: beep beep: A phrase used to express awfulness. It is not related to Kitty's car that is affectionately named "Little Beep." However, Lori likely uses this phrase because she skinwalked as Kitty.

:lunacy: Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD): A personality disorder characterized by a long-standing pattern of instability in mood, interpersonal relationships, and self-image that is severe enough to cause extreme distress or interfere with social and occupational functioning.
1) self-damaging behavior like gambling, overeating, substance use, and risky sexual behavior
2) intense but unstable relationships
3) uncontrollable temper outbursts
4) uncertainty about identity, self-image, gender, goals, and loyalties
5) shifting moods
6) self-defeating behavior like fights, suicidal gestures, or self-mutilation (DSH)
7) fear of abandonment and chronic feelings of emptiness and boredom

:lunacy: cleavage: Lori's untreated "funnel chest" condition. See Pectum Excavatum for more info.

:lunacy: cripple: A malingerer who feigns having a “spinal cord injury” or “broken back” to avoid work.
“Lori said she is a cripple due to a broken back but is mysteriously able to dance, walk, and jump."

:lunacy: Darling in the Franxx (DitF): A 2018 Japanese science fiction and romance anime series made by Studio Trigger. The story is set in a dystopian future where youth are artificially created and indoctrinated solely to defend the remnants of civilization. The characters a squad of ten pilots, particularly focusing on the partnership between Hiro, a former prodigy, and Zero Two, a hybrid human and elite pilot who aspires to become entirely human.
"Darling in the Franxx is an anime series about unchecked emotional abuse."

:lunacy: degen [“dee-jen”]: A degenerate. In Lori’s case, an immoral person who knowingly enables and panders to pedophiles, DDLG fetishists, and lolicon fans.
“I don't trust Lori around children because she is a filthy degen who creates content that sexualizes minors.”

engagement ring: A highly prized item usually obtained by Lori through coercion, manipulation, and histrionics. Given her track record of 3 failed marriages, this is also a harbinger of doom for Lori’s current fiancé.
"So, this an engagement ring, right?" - Lori's default response to anything circular and shiny.

fake eyelashes: A costume item required by peasants.

fiancé: A hapless victim, emotional hostage, and minion du jour. If one incurs this status for a substantial amount of time, they run the risk of becoming a host for Lori's parasitic agenda.

green jacket: A literal and metaphorical signature piece of clothing for a Mamo-chan. In the Sailor Moon anime, Usagi's boyfriend Mamoru frequently wears a green blazer.

Histrionic Personality Disorder (HPD): A personality disorder characterized by a pattern of long-term (rather than episodic) self-dramatization. Such individuals appear to others to be shallow, egocentric, inconsiderate, vain, demanding, dependent, and helpless.
1) drawing attention to themself
2) craving activity and excitement
3) overreacting to minor events
4) experiencing angry outbursts
5) tendency to use manipulative suicide threats and gestures

Kewl Kou Klan (KKK): A cult of personality camouflaged as a Sailor Moon cosplay group that Lori created around 2004. Lori’s KKK officially ended with the Kou Coup in April 2005.

kou [“ko”]: "Light(s)" in Japanese. This is used as a surname for some characters in Sailor Moon.

Mamo-chan: This is an affectionate nickname for the Japanese name Mamoru. The romantic partner of a skinwalker.

masquerade: A costume / cosplay contest at an anime convention.
"Lori cheated at the masquerade so she was banned from the convention."

minion: A person who serves as Lori's rent payer, prop maker, chef, chauffeur, personal ATM, emotional punching bag, masseuse, dildo, white knight, and overall assistant.

Momokunt: Lori’s nickname for her archenemy Mariah Mallad (aka Momokun).

Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD): A personality disorder in which a person has an inflated sense of self-importance. It is characterized by by self-centeredness, lack of empathy, and a constant need for attention.
1) a long-standing pattern of grandiose self-importance and an exaggerated sense of talent and achievements
2) fantasies of unlimited sex, power, brilliance, or beauty
3) an exhibitionistic need for attention and admiration
4) either cool indifference or feelings of rage, humiliation, or emptiness as a response to criticism, indifference, or defeat
5) various interpersonal disturbances, such as feeling entitled to special favors, taking advantage of others, and inability to empathize with the feelings of others

peasant: A person who is fat, ugly, old, stupid, and jealous of Lori. According to Lori, this is everyone who is not her.

Pectum Excavatum (Funnel Chest): A medical condition in which the breastbone sinks into the chest. Lori has this condition and calls it her “cleavage.”

pet: A cosplay prop that can be discarded when no longer useful.
"Lori abandoned her sweet elderly cat Luna when she stopped skinwalking as Sailor Moon."

San Diego: The location where Lori cheated on her then partner Ender with Ender’s own brother...and then cheated on Ender's brother.

senshi: "Soldier(s)" in Japanese. The members of Sailor Moon’s planetary team are referred to as senshi.
“Lori's friend Kayla [Sailor Venus] is one of her most loyal senshi."

serger: An unknown yet necessary item.
"What's a serger?" - Lori

signature poof pout: Lori's "signature" facial expression. DO NOT COPY!

skinwalk: To adopt a fictional character’s personality and behavior. A skinwalker, also known as an otherkin, is a person who skinwalks. According to Lori, this practice can also be referred to as a “cosplay lifestyle.” In extreme cases, a skinwalker can assume the identity of a real person who they are stalking.
“Oh no! Lori is skinwalking as Kitty again.”

smol bean: In Lori's case, an ana-chan who likely suffers from an eating disorder and promotes harmful pro-ana ideology.

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usagi [“ooh-sa-gee”]: “Rabbit” in Japanese. This is the civilian first name of superheroine Sailor Moon.
"Lori skinwalked as Usagi Tsukino for over a decade."

vampire genetics: Lori’s allegedly superior genes that render her ageless and eternally beautiful.

wig: A costume item required by peasants who lack special anime hair in real life.



NOTE: This is a work in progress and, given the sheer amount of Lori history, I hope it can serve as a reference point as it evolves. Many more entries, links, pictures, and screencaps to come. Fellow farmers are very welcome to edit and contribute to it.
adding: kou is their given names, their surnames are seiya/etc so they are all called by their surnames and not given names

lori defended this a lot when she went by usagi kou because that is seiya's first name, and besides this thread's evidence, pretty sure others remember how mad she'd get when people "corrected" her on it

edit: you actually have a screencap from livejournal where she says it sounded nicer and that was her excuse to a lot of people when questioned, because it actually doesn't make sense

also i'm failing at finding it but when pretty guardian sailor moon (live action power rangers type show) came out, lori was up in arms about how she should have been casted as usagi and her actress was ugly and she really went after her small nose

anyone remember that? been searching for a while

edit2: found someone else mentioning it on lolcow but no screenshots, we were all stupid not to capture her rage about pgsm, was hilarious
 
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some cowtipping on the other farms seems to have notified Bisoulovely of Lori’s history.
I'm not down with cowtipping and would like people to come across this thread by general searching and learn for themselves what kind of person she is. If a normie were to report her antics to one of these companies giving her free stuff then so be it, but it's not a farmers place to tip.
That being said.....
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
No more free rings for Lori!

Also I hope all of this blaming of MomocunT (lul) only adds to her simp army, just to spite Lori for being so deluded that she thinks anyone calling her out is either Moo or Vamps.
Sure Lori, Moo and Vamps created dozens of IG and KF accounts to harrass you several years after the drama with them.
We are all Momokun :epik:

EDIT!
More people are talking about her behavior on IG
This is a yrushoes post.
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:lunacy: Boycott Blitz?: As other posters have shared, it looks like there's cowtippery afoot with potentially serious implications for Lori. I'll edit this post if new info emerges so get your pinkies ready - it's tea time.

Look at that aggressive hair flip. Does Lori seem angrier than usual or is it just me?
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:lunacy: Bisou Lovely: Remember the $150 "Zelda" ring that Bisou Lovely recently gifted to Lori?

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As @ComputerWife posted, it looks like someone contacted Bisou Lovely about Lori and her personal history.

IG User: "Please PLEASE why are you guys working with iota_zerotwo?! She is a horrible person and abuser please look her up her alias usagi Kou, Lori lewd, Lori cerda. She is evil and I love your company and hate to see you guys have her as the face of your company!"

Bisou Lovely: "Hi there, we are so sorry to hear this. We were not aware of this, and with this new information we do not intend to collab with her any further."


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:lunacy: Aradani Studios: Remember those elf ears that Lori modeled for a company called Aradani Studios?

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As @Doctor Kitty posted, it looks like someone also contacted Aradani Studios about Lori and her personal history.

IG User: "I don't really know how else to say this but the user iota_zerotwo is a purported abuser to the man she lives with, among many other things. There are well documented claims located at [KiwiFarms]."

Aradani Studios: "Hi there, This is Paul with Aradani Studios. We were unaware of these instances and behavior, and we thank you for bringing this to our attention. We are a small family owned business who tries our best to make everyone feel respected and accepted. I have gone ahead and removed her photos from our Amazon listings, and my sister who handles our Instagram and Facebook feeds said that she will no longer report her in our Stories / Feed. Obviously we don't have any control over how she tags her posts, but we always want to make sure that the people we highlight bring happiness and acceptance to the cosplay community. Sincerely, The Aradani Family"

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:lunacy: YRU Shoes: Remember those pastel platform shoes that Lori promoted for a company called YRU Shoes? [Transcription coming soon.]

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As @2020chan posted, it looks like someone also also contacted Aradani Studios about Lori and her personal history.



:lunacy: Mainstream Milk?: With two (possibly three) of her important business relationships terminated and increasing awareness about Lori, is she about to start a new chapter in her life titled "When the Shit Hit the Fan"? Lori has inexplicably managed to fly under the radar for two decades so this is a novel (and entirely self-made) situation for her. Is Lori on the brink of being cancelled? Stay tuned.

IG User: "The milk is coming out"
Lori: "ohmoooo"
IG User: "Pretty bitch, I want to shoot milk on your pretty face!"
Lori: "most people do 😂 "

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It makes me mad she uses the username Monstergirl on OF and she doesn't even do proper monster girl cosplays. Monster girls aren't just bunny ears and elf ears. They usually are somewhat close to furry and have only the head, neck and torso as humanoid and purposely have non-human disconcerting features like gills but are still cute looking overall.



I think she's referring to the opening of Monmusu (Daily life with monster girls) where the main character accidently makes the snake girl orgasm by rubbing the bottom of her tail, but she couldn't be bothered to have a cool snake looking lower half and just has stupid cheap bunny ears on:
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This is a stupid looking, unsexy face:
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I totally remember this broad from the LiveJournal days of old. Some of my good friends were in the Sailor Moon scene back then, and she was a constant presence of drama and clusterfuckery to anything SM-related across that entire platform. Crazy that she hasn't changed or grown as a person at all in all these years. She's almost forty and this is what she wants to do with her existence.

I'll also add that I never knew until this thread about the sexual assault and the sheer levels of abuse. Fuck this bitch.
 
Do you like horrible things? Today's your lucky day.

:lunacy: Hallelujah: It looks like Lori's "broken spine" is healing. What a miracle!

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:lunacy: Emo Kevin: Apparently, "death means nothing." Okay, Kevin.

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Kevin sounds like an angsty teen who scrawled Evanescence lyrics all over his social studies notebook...just like Lori.

Sailor Moon fanart with Evanescence lyrics by Lori 2008 (Age: 23)
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:lunacy: Bisou Lovely: It looks like Lori tried to publicly engage Bisou Lovely after they dropped her as a sponsor. Does she think that pretending to ignore the backlash against her will magically make it go away? Not sure what her gameplan is but good speed, crazypants.

"I love Spinels. I have a blood red one in my engagement ring ❤️" - Lori
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Lori's Engagement Ring
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:lunacy: "Tuxedo Mask Origins": In case it hasn't been posted yet, here's the movie trailer for a 2006 Sailor Moon fan film starring Lori (aka "Laurie Usagi") as the title character.

 
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Do you like horrible things? Then today's your lucky day.

:lunacy: Hallelujah!: It looks like Lori's "broken spine" is healing. What a miracle!

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:lunacy: Emo Kevin: Apparently, "death means nothing." Okay, Kevin.

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Kevin sounds like an angsty teenager who scrawled Evanescence lyrics all over his social studies notebook...just like Lori.

Sailor Moon fanart with Evanescence lyrics by Lori 2008 (Age: 23)
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:lunacy: Bisou Lovely: Lori tried to publicly engage with the jewelry company in an attempt to reestablish communication after they dropped her as a sponsor. I wonder if Lori thinks that pretending to ignore the backlash against her will magically make it go away. Not sure what her gameplan is but good speed, crazypants.

"I love Spinels. I have a blood red one in my engagement ring ❤️" - Lori
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Lori's Engagement Ring
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I'm the only one who has a fishy feeling after seeing that fanart that Lori made. Like knowing Lori my mind screams 'that's probably traced from someone with a little fanbase' and considering how Lori is and how the internet was it wouldn't surprise it was. Like the feathers look wonky and weird. Also that if she was such an amazing artist she would use it to say "look I'm soooo much better that than momocunt because I can't draw my own fanart"
 
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