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When will Jack drop dead?

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jack should do a JOTG series dedicated to reviewing black owned businesses"

jack: "no politics"
The same guy that spreads bizarre qanon-adjacent and anti-vax conspiracy theories on his *cooking* channel doesn’t want to visit black-owned *restaurants* because that would be political. That would be unique and interesting content - it’s almost perfect content, actually.

No one sees something like that as political except for racists like Jack.
jack is talking about his infamous "pay per view executions" video and how he still believes doing it would help pay off the national debt
I do political stuff for a living, and I hate hearing the idiotic ideas random people come up with. People always come up with a stupid new idea that they’re absolutely convinced will help “fix” something. They always thinks the idea is amazing and that they are brilliant for thinking of it. The ideas are always fucking retarded. Always.

PPV executions to fix the national debt is a perfect example of this. It’s fucking stupid and nonsensical.
 
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Finally got to watch the stream live.

- Jack says he's not going to get the covid vaccine because he doesn't have any pre existing health conditions and he thinks he's immune to it now. Then within minutes he mentions being diabetic and overweight, kek.
- Jack considers bringing back Letters from Jack with a constructive criticism angle, because his withering YouTube channel and failed sauce business are proof that this guy has good advice on how to run a business.
- Junior has apparently prohibited Jack from making an apartment tour video, probably to protect his own privacy. Jack immediately gives away that the apartment is in close proximity to the house anyway. Unsure whether they have a place locked down yet - at first he said they were "looking at places", now they're all set to move on Saturday, maybe complete with a livestream.
 

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Who's he talking about here?

Also, pretty weird to see a supposed Christian making fun of people ("boi you lookin like an amish man.")

The other weird thing about this song is how he said the haters need a friend, but he just comes of as antagonistic. A better way would be to offer himself as a friend, I think it would be a better burn.
 
Jack: "This is just supposed to be about fun, food and family! By the way wouldn't it be super badass if we turned war into a pay-per-view event?"
Chat: "Are you going to review some black owned restaurants?"
Jack: "Uhh, no politics here."

His views taken by themselves are pretty generic, but the constant self-contradictions make Jack so ridiculous.
He's such a thin skinned bitch the way he tries to be an authority but condescendingly says "You can believe what you want" and "That's your opinion" whenever anyone corrects his bullshit.
 
So...crunched some numbers with Jr's budget. The average HVAC repairman in TN's salary is around 38k per year. Let's be somewhat generous and give Jr a 1/1 in the upper limits since it is a quick move-in. That is nearly half of his salary going to keeping a roof over his head. Add in a grocery bill of about $250 a week to eat really well, roughly $300 budget for gas (given rates of 2.10/gallon), and a gym membership ( because Jr gotta get his set in)...add in utilities and laundry, and I came back with roughly $4800 per year left over. That is to cover emergencies, entertainment, or literally ANYTHING else. Not included in the cost breakdown: car payments, insurance, clothing, toiletries (for Tammy Jr), fast food, or furniture.
 
The result probably ended up in a sweet as fuck syrup instead of a sauce. Of course Jack lies through his teeth when he bites into it. I’ll have to watch the video again, but I believe he looks up to the ceiling after he takes a bite to stifle his disappointment.
You're supposed to use something like a single teaspoon of stevia for every cup of sugar. Jack is, as usual, a complete moron and this dish would taste like utter garbage. It's something like 200+ times sweeter than table sugar.
 
Jack claimed keto could cure cancer by inhibiting the cell growth during this last livestream. Although, there is some truth into this(not sure why Jack cited a 1934 study, there's hundreds of recent ones that back up his claims somewhat) in that the Keto Diet does inhibit tumor growth a bit, however one of the common effects of Chemo and cancer is cachexia, aka physical weakness, which can be pretty common with new users of keto too. That's also ignoring that keto has been proven to be WORSE for certain kinds of cancer too, even if that's the minority.
Jack is basically advising that cancer patients take a risky diet that could leave them passed out or with worsened cancer without any consideration of the ramifications of his awful advice. Absolutely reckless snake oil salesmanry.
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I see this argument and 1934 "study" cited a lot in keto circles and it really shows their inability to take even the most light criticism to modern studies that back up their claims but have a few caveats. Not a medfag but if there was a "cure" to cancer, that treatment would be used. Apologies for the screenrecording and audio quality, no youtube downloader was working for me.
 
I see this argument and 1934 "study" cited a lot in keto circles and it really shows their inability to take even the most light criticism to modern studies that back up their claims but have a few caveats. Not a medfag but if there was a "cure" to cancer, that treatment would be used. Apologies for the screenrecording and audio quality, no youtube downloader was working for me.
Anyone who takes "medical advice" from a stroked out fat fuck who is literally visibly killing himself by the day and is down to one functional limb sort of gets what they deserve.
 
So...crunched some numbers with Jr's budget. The average HVAC repairman in TN's salary is around 38k per year. Let's be somewhat generous and give Jr a 1/1 in the upper limits since it is a quick move-in. That is nearly half of his salary going to keeping a roof over his head. Add in a grocery bill of about $250 a week to eat really well, roughly $300 budget for gas (given rates of 2.10/gallon), and a gym membership ( because Jr gotta get his set in)...add in utilities and laundry, and I came back with roughly $4800 per year left over. That is to cover emergencies, entertainment, or literally ANYTHING else. Not included in the cost breakdown: car payments, insurance, clothing, toiletries (for Tammy Jr), fast food, or furniture.
Thank you for doing the elaborated breakdown!

Without adding too many more quotes— we can safely say that Jack is a psychopath and Jr is a dumbass.
 
2 minutes in Jack admits that Jack JR is moving into an apartment but can almost afford a house, why can't Jack just help him instead of coffining his son to an apartment? Jack even talks about later about investing into ethereum as the "new Bitcoin", so he has money to invest but none to help out his son? Jack even talks about buying a new dog later too. If Jack has so much cash to throw around, why wouldn't he help his son make a good investment rather than waste money renting if it's only for the short term? Jack says he'll help next week with the moving, but not really sure how you can do that with his arm.

Jack also says he refuses to have any fruit because it fucks his sugar levels, but eating like a pig apparently doesn't. Live chat is great today, lots of fake accounts and fucking with Jack.

Edit: Jack has lost 20 pounds since the start of the year and is down to 269
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There's no way Jack is just 269 lbs. No. Fucking. Way.
269 lbs is 122kg, again there is no fucking way for him being only 269. Look at his bloated corpse and tell my without laughing he's 269 lbs.
 
There's no way Jack is just 269 lbs. No. Fucking. Way.
269 lbs is 122kg, again there is no fucking way for him being only 269. Look at his bloated corpse and tell my without laughing he's 269 lbs.
I find it hard to believe too, but he is a short manlet with little to no muscle mass so it could be possible. Hes still fat as hell however.
 
I find it hard to believe too, but he is a short manlet with little to no muscle mass so it could be possible. Hes still fat as hell however.
I would say he's more like 369 than 269 lbs. Given Jack's permanent lying about almost everything *cough* e.g. sponsors *cough* I'd say he's lying about his weight too.
 
I really have pity for Tammy jr. when the day comes and she'll get to realize that Jack jr is the same sorry ass loser like his dad and a talentless wigger. Poor girl.
I feel sorry for her too- it's clear she's young and naive. I also believe that Jack Jr. rushed to get married because, since his life wasn't really going anywhere at the time, he fell for the idea that marriage itself will lead to you gaining the things in your life that you're currently lacking. Many people fall for it, but it's just as much a trap as believing that having a baby will save a failing relationship. Lousy judgment either way. Here's Anthony Cumia of O&A recounting his failed marriage that he got into for the aforementioned reason.

Considering how Christians of their caliber view marriage, along with Jr.'s clear desire to settle down so he could get laid, it wouldn't be a shock if, on some level, her intended function is to be little more than a fair-looking, baby-carrying dick-sucker. This will especially be the case if he saddles her with all of the load/responsibilities while he pursues endeavors that amount to nothing, financially or otherwise (à la Jack Sr.). Poor girl :(
 
The hardest part for me to believe is how consistent his weight loss has been. Only like 2 days where he didn't drop weight or stay the same. I can't believe he's had the discipline to do that. It's just not realistic for him to be that steady. And that's ignoring his recent horrific diet recipes. The salt alone from some of them should have his water retention bouncing around all over the place.
 
I feel sorry for her too- it's clear she's young and naive. I also believe that Jack Jr. rushed to get married because, since his life wasn't really going anywhere at the time, he fell for the idea that marriage itself will lead to you gaining the things in your life that you're currently lacking. Many people fall for it, but it's just as much a trap as believing that having a baby will save a failing relationship. Lousy judgment either way. Here's Anthony Cumia of O&A recounting his failed marriage that he got into for the aforementioned reason.

Considering how Christians of their caliber view marriage, along with Jr.'s clear desire to settle down so he could get laid, it wouldn't be a shock if, on some level, her intended function is to be little more than a fair-looking, baby-carrying dick-sucker. This will especially be the case if he saddles her with all of the load/responsibilities while he pursues endeavors that amount to nothing, financially or otherwise (à la Jack Sr.). Poor girl :(
jack jr married the first girl who hugged him because he wanted to get laid. period

no other reason
 
Called it! I knew he'd come out of nowhere and said Jr. was moving out.

2 minutes in Jack admits that Jack JR is moving into an apartment but can almost afford a house, why can't Jack just help him instead of coffining his son to an apartment?
He's probably talking about qualifying for a mortgage. There's no way in hell that Jr, at his age, has in excess of $200K saved up unless Grandma and Grandpa have been very generous with their Christmas and birthday gifts.

Jack says he'll help next week with the moving, but not really sure how you can do that with his arm.
Jack will play Truck Man. That means he sits there in a chair next to the moving van with a shotgun so that no darkies come over and steal Jr's kicks when he's bringing stuff up to his new apartment.

Jack has lost 20 pounds since the start of the year and is down to 269
Yeah. I'm pressing "X" to doubt really hard. Fatty hasn't lost any weight. Not with what he eats in a day.
 
Jack claimed keto could cure cancer by inhibiting the cell growth during this last livestream. Although, there is some truth into this(not sure why Jack cited a 1934 study, there's hundreds of recent ones that back up his claims somewhat) in that the Keto Diet does inhibit tumor growth a bit, however one of the common effects of Chemo and cancer is cachexia, aka physical weakness, which can be pretty common with new users of keto too. That's also ignoring that keto has been proven to be WORSE for certain kinds of cancer too, even if that's the minority.
Jack is basically advising that cancer patients take a risky diet that could leave them passed out or with worsened cancer without any consideration of the ramifications of his awful advice. Absolutely reckless snake oil salesmanry.
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I see this argument and 1934 "study" cited a lot in keto circles and it really shows their inability to take even the most light criticism to modern studies that back up their claims but have a few caveats. Not a medfag but if there was a "cure" to cancer, that treatment would be used. Apologies for the screenrecording and audio quality, no youtube downloader was working for me.
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Most oncologists are going to be more worried about you getting your required calories in then anything else, since chemo will fuck with your apatite and ability to eat.
 
I feel sorry for her too- it's clear she's young and naive. I also believe that Jack Jr. rushed to get married because, since his life wasn't really going anywhere at the time, he fell for the idea that marriage itself will lead to you gaining the things in your life that you're currently lacking. Many people fall for it, but it's just as much a trap as believing that having a baby will save a failing relationship. Lousy judgment either way. Here's Anthony Cumia of O&A recounting his failed marriage that he got into for the aforementioned reason.
He even addresses it in the new song, how he was griding, working, and got himself a spouse. Jr flexes a lot, but it has no weight behind it, and if he thinks his white bread, suburban lifestyle is going to draw anything but a mild chuckle from an audience of hip-hop fans...

Getting married isn't a flex. Renting an apartment isn't a flex. Getting gifted Jordan's isn't a flex. I said it before: the best rappers out there started at nothing and didn't have mommy or daddy to trust fund them to greatness.

EDIT: Looking at it now, flexing as a Christian rapper seems kind of... hypocritical. For all his flexing on the haters, he REALLY ought to read up on his scripture and understand that the entirety of Proverbs chapter 11 could be used against him.

Link for the lazy
 
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