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If you really had to who would you sex?


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hows the escort service going?
Calling it now, he got raped by a troon hooker.

I thought you paid for a prostitute. Did you larp about that, or did you pay for her to not actually fuck you?

Furthermore: Why are you checking Kiwifarms while you edge?

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I'm going to go see her Wednesday. I also just went to two gas stations and a dollar store and none of them had condoms.

Do escorts carry condoms?
 
I'm going to go see her Wednesday. I also just went to two gas stations and a dollar store and none of them had condoms.

Do escorts carry condoms?
Did you ask at the counter or did you just look at the shelves then slink out?

But yes, she'll have condoms.
 
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Did you ask at the counter or did you just look at the shelves then slink out?

But yes, she'll have condoms.
Do they have them behind the counter or something? I just slinked out like a loser. Going to go to wal-mart tomorrow and get some.
Oh. So why do you check Kiwifarms while masturbating?
Why not? I love jerking it while making fetish porn compilations and browsing the interwebs
 
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Do they have them behind the counter or something? I just slinked out like a loser. Going to go to wal-mart tomorrow and get some.

Why not? I love jerking it while making fetish porn compilations and browsing the interwebs
condom purchasing requires confidence and self assurance unfortunately. Or its evil counterpart: depravity and shamelessness
 
Is this cheap for an escort?

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Why not? I love jerking it while making fetish porn compilations and browsing the interwebs
What a state of being. :story: Your neurological pathways are absolutely fucking fried. Post your fetish search terms to prove you're not into furry scat inflation or something equally retarded.

Is this cheap for an escort?

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Yes, if you went much lower you'd get gonnor-herpe-syphilAIDS.
 
Post your fetish search terms to prove you're not into furry scat inflation or something equally retarded.
Too depraved and primal to ever share. It's so disgusting I won't even tell random strangers on the interwebs. I have 50+ videos sitting on my desktop that I'm going to put into a compilation.

If I were to post one of my compilations here, you would grimace, then your cock would instantly become diamonds and then you couldn't resist gooning to it.
 
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Too depraved and primal to ever share. It's so disgusting I won't even tell random strangers on the interwebs. I have 50+ videos sitting on my desktop that I'm going to put into a compilation.

If I were to post one of my compilations here, you would grimace, then your cock would instantly become diamonds and then you couldn't resist gooning to it.
you realize what this sounds like right
 
you realize what this sounds like right
It isn't illegal, just really disgusting and if I were to mention it, you would probably ban me out of pure disgust. I honestly would rather admit I was into bestiality than this.

If it was something like bestiality, I would come out and admit it, but I dont want fellow Kiwis to get trapped into this fetish, so I'm not even going to mention it.
 
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but I dont want fellow Kiwis to get trapped into this fetish, so I'm not even going to mention it.
So you're saying you're actually trapped by your fetish, and you're scared others will become like you? Okay addict.

Also bold of you to assume the average Kiwi is as weak-willed and mentally dysfunctional as you, to become a literal porn-addicted goon.
 
So you're saying you're actually trapped by your fetish, and you're scared others will become like you? Okay addict.

Also bold of you to assume the average Kiwi is as weak-willed and mentally dysfunctional as you, to become a literal porn-addicted goon.
But it feels so good. Currently edging right now to it because all that talk about it made me incredibly horny.
 
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