Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[MeganDodgedABullet]

god damn, I hope some bored buzzfeedesuque journo autist picks up on the "guy who sued Tay tay, tried to legalise brothels, is a convicted stalker and potential school shooter and promotes gross cliches about hot latinas in his shitty songs"

I mean he is a frozen faced freak, but does not qualify for the "muh mental health" card....cmon buzzfeed/vice/slate

stand up for the delicate female flowers of Vegas....

 

[Cilleystring]

I sure hope Russ makes it to 40 because he is only going to become more bitter and unhinged as time marches on.

I'm surprised Russ isn't angry at the trans community for stealing his trademark tactic of "sleep with me or it's discrimination". Oh so they can get away with forcing sex on unwilling women but poor ol' Russ can't? That's frickin' unfair

 

[DrJonesHat]

I sure hope Russ makes it to 40 because he is only going to become more bitter and unhinged as time marches on.

I'm surprised Russ isn't angry at the trans community for stealing his trademark tactic of "sleep with me or it's discrimination". Oh so they can get away with forcing sex on unwilling women but poor ol' Russ can't? That's frickin' unfair

They don't know how hard his life is! His family is always pushing!

 

[The Un-Clit]

Barring some unforeseeable shift in the nature and business of pop music.

Key word: unforeseeable, because the salability of a pop song has always been informed by its interpreter(s). Even at the birth of the industry, as much a commercial breakthrough as "Swanee" was for George Gershwin, for instance, people bought the sheet music because Al Jolson was on the cover.

or Meat Loaf for Jim Steinman despite the fact that Jim had (and has since) written monster top 10 singles for various artists already, he really only became well known as the writer of the 'Loaf's biggest hits. Really almost all of his songs.

Anyone in the know can spot a Steinman song as soon as they hear it, but the average listener really has no idea.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

I'm sure moebius would disqualify him from the military.

Between that and his mental illnesses I'm sure he wouldn't be fit for battle.

Giving Russell a gun is not a smart idea. It would be pandora's box opening to all his incel fantasies of coercing women into sucking him his penis

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Between that and his mental illnesses I'm sure he wouldn't be fit for battle.

Giving Russell a gun is not a smart idea. It would be pandora's box opening to all his incel fantasies of coercing women into sucking him his penis

You could weld him inside a torpedo and have the control interface show the target as an instathot.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Small PL, but I worked with truckers once upon a time. Attractive women who drive trucks are able to give as good as they get in the insult department, and they're not shy in telling you to fuck off if they're not interested. They also have at least some physical strength, as many aspects of trucking require a strong arm. This is on top of the usual precautions they take (e.g., not leaving their drinks unattended.) If Russell made a move on her, he'd probably be given a brand new asshole, free of charge- figuratively or otherwise.

Unless she accepts money to go waste time with men at olive garden I don't think there's any universe where Russell would be in a position to make such a move.

 

[kcbbq]

As has been pointed out, songwriters are rarely well known outside of the music industry. Russ chose a path that won't give him what he wants, because contrary to his fantasies, people don't credit the songwriter with a hit song, they credit the singer. Even if he DID have songwriting talent, to most people he'd just be that guy with a facial deformity.

And the songwriters who are everyday names are super famous for other things and very few people even know that they wrote hit songs for others.

Almost no one could tell you the songs Neil Diamond wrote for The Monkees, even though it took just two days for I'm a Believer to go gold in the US and was the most popular song in the US in 1966, despite Beatlemania being in full effect. People know Neil Diamond for Sweet Caroline.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

And the songwriters who are everyday names are super famous for other things and very few people even know that they wrote hit songs for others.

It's the nature of the beast. You recognize the singer and not the songwriter. In some alternate universe Russhole could be a songwriting machine, shitting out hit after hit for whichever plastic pop star comes along and he'd still be an unknown.

Sure he'd be a rich unknown and be able to visit the brothels all the time but he still wouldn't known as the guy that wrote those hit songs.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Sure he'd be a rich unknown and be able to visit the brothels all the time but he still wouldn't known as the guy that wrote those hit songs.

I'm not sure if he'd consider that a failure. He could pay for hookers anytime he wanted, but he wouldn't have the fame he craves. Not sure if he'd decide since he made an effort and actually got something for it if he'd just consider it good and stop.

 

[I can't imagine]

And the songwriters who are everyday names are super famous for other things and very few people even know that they wrote hit songs for others.

Almost no one could tell you the songs Neil Diamond wrote for The Monkees, even though it took just two days for I'm a Believer to go gold in the US and was the most popular song in the US in 1966, despite Beatlemania being in full effect. People know Neil Diamond for Sweet Caroline.

To use a recent example: Sia had planned to retire from performing to become a songwriter specifically because she didn't want people to recognize her on the street. It was mostly a twist of fate she wound up blowing up right after and became too big to really pull that off anymore (though she's still a very successful writer for other people, so clearly it wouldn't have been a bad career choice).

Point being, she was someone who considered his planned "path to fame" specifically as a way to avoid fame. That pretty much says it all about how half thought-out his endeavor is.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I'm not sure if he'd consider that a failure. He could pay for hookers anytime he wanted, but he wouldn't have the fame he craves. Not sure if he'd decide since he made an effort and actually got something for it if he'd just consider it good and stop.

It would be a half-win as he'd have the money for sex and maybe if he played his cards right, a gold digger that would put up with him just because he had money.

But you're right that he wouldn't get the fame he wanted. Although in his case I think the fame he wants is to highlight his plight of having a paralyzed face. Then in 20 years somebody plays him in a Lifetime movie where he struggles with adversity and in the end finds true love in somebody that finds him beautiful on the inside and blah blah blah roll credits over some 80's power ballad.

 

[Bridgeburner]

I'm not sure if he'd consider that a failure. He could pay for hookers anytime he wanted, but he wouldn't have the fame he craves. Not sure if he'd decide since he made an effort and actually got something for it if he'd just consider it good and stop.

In my opinion (shared by many here), Rusty's main goal in life is to show everyone they were wrong to abandon/bully/doubt him. Without fame, his birth family will never regret abandoning him, other men won't be envious of all The Bizz women on his arm and everyone won't KNOW who RUSEELL GODDFREY REEEEEER is. Just the money will never be enough. Not that he'll ever have money either, of course.

 

[le funny sex number 69]

Also Russ has a romanticized view of fame. He thinks of all the love and adoration. He doesn’t think of the criticism and weirdos stalking him.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Also Russ has a romanticized view of fame. He thinks of all the love and adoration. He doesn’t think of the criticism and weirdos stalking him.

I don't think weirdos would stalk him- they'd stalk whatever poor supermodel trophy wife he has. The paparazzi, though, would absolutely follow him everywhere and make his life a living hell.

 

[Carolina Divina]

I don't think weirdos would stalk him- they'd stalk whatever poor supermodel trophy wife he has. The paparazzi, though, would absolutely follow him everywhere and make his life a living hell.

Well, when you think about it, he did achieve fame. Only in his case it's infamy. And those of us who watch what he does, so we can shake our heads at how clueless he is, are his paparazzi.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Russ knows bigotry when he sees it!





The worst city in South Carolina is called Greer.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm not surprised by the city they chose for my state. It's...something awful.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Also Russ has a romanticized view of fame. He thinks of all the love and adoration. He doesn’t think of the criticism and weirdos stalking him.

For someone who's taken cheesy artist-rises-to-the-top stories all too much to heart, you'd think he would've at least once encountered that other story, the artist's rise and fall.

Again, what Russell truly doesn't register and what he chooses not to register is hazy.

 

[Drowningman]

I told a friend to google Taylor Swift and Russell Greer and told her nothing. She hasnt stopped laughing and she thinks Russ may have even commented on one of her IG photos and sent her a DM.