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Phil resentful that the viewer poll in the chat was a landslide (70%) in favor of continuing the game. The stupid idiots are not getting the message that polls, enthusiasm and actual positivity don't send that message. Tips send that message.
I'm sure 'alottapeepul' will have told him 'behind the scenes' to drop the game before next Saturday.

You can tell that the goals are getting stale when the tips stall at $49. Nobody even wanted to see him put on his little glasses.
 
I saw the Monster Hunter bit on the prestream, pretty funny and very classic Phil coming up with every excuse not to play a game he doesn't want to play and his fans clearly want to see. "People keep asking for Monster Hunter, NO!" Insert tirade about how he played 4U and the World beta and "you guys" didn't like it, meaning Phil didn't like it. Finds out there's a demo. "Oh, there's a demo? What's it on, PS5?" Chat informs him game is Switch exclusive (and PC later but he ain't playing anything on PC). "Oh great! The Switch, so it will run like crap! Like every Switch game runs like crap, you know, like Deadly Premonition, and, uh..." trails off without a single other example of a Switch game with a bad framerate.

So we're going to get an exact replay of the World demo gameplay, where chat decides on a weapon for him, he hunts the easy monster and takes it down fine, he hunts the intermediate monster and gets his shit pushed in, he plays multiplayer and they kill it for him while he whines, and then he claims "you guys" don't want to see the game and doesn't buy it. That's our Phil. The man who wasted an entire month grinding the same enemies in the Yakuza JRPG thinks Monster Hunter is "grindy and boring."
 
"My blood pressure is up, Im sweaty, Im frustrated, im booked until next Saturday...."

Lmaoooooo

Gotta admit, his stalls are legendary. If he hit the tips goal he would of been gone at the exact clock-out time.
You forgot moms spheggeti.
 
Guys, that's the person you are expecting to come up with something to hurt Phil?
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Bonus: it seems that Surly Muppet it's not the only one with fans in Phil's chat. @actually
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You know this greedy motherfucker is licking his chops because those covid relief checks are starting to be sent out. He'll expect mega tips from the whalechairs in the next few weeks and act like he didn't just get a $1400 tip from Joe Biden. Bet he's already got some phantom emergency lined up for as the reason he needs extra pahsitivity.
 
wagequitting yakuza 7 and bing bing wahoo 3d, i'm noticing a little pattern here
I don't even want to call it a rage quit because Phil was deadass content with grinding for 2 more months just to attempt the dungeon AGAIN.

Phil wouldn't even switch off the game to something else mid stream because he was determined to get that $$$ that Yakuza brings.

As someone that sits through his stuff from time to time, Yakuza is by far his most boring content at the moment in front of divinity.
 
Guys, that's the person you are expecting to come up with something to hurt Phil?

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At this point, I could xerox my genetic code into the dictionary under the definition of "facetious" and people would still treat me like I'm a perpetual Ted Talk.
 
It's interesting how much he is allowing his greed to ramp up. In January, there were several streams where he wasn't hitting tips goals. There was a vestless streak of 5 at one point I believe. Now he is coming off a week where he earned almost $2000 in tips, and he is getting paid on Monday. Two streams have happened around $50 and he is attempting to wagequit both of the games attached to those streams and is getting crusty about the lack of consistent goal-hitting. We're hot off a beg week and he seems to again be attempting to use it to keep momentum going so people don't believe dipping under $100/stream is acceptable. He's lucky that the stimulus checks are coming soon because his whales are obviously being pushed to their limits to maintain this amount.

He has pretty clearly scaled his spending to the tips goal and he really does not want it to slip down. He better start brainstorming a crisis or event for each month, because his birthday and taxes will not carry him through the summer.

At this point, I could xerox my genetic code into the dictionary under the definition of "facetious" and people would still treat me like I'm a perpetual Ted Talk.
The weird mixed metaphors aren't helping... whatever it is you're trying to accomplish.
 
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