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Surly Muppet said:
It's interesting how much he is allowing his greed to ramp up. In January, there were several streams where he wasn't hitting tips goals. There was a vestless streak of 5 at one point I believe. Now he is coming off a week where he earned almost $2000 in tips, and he is getting paid on Monday. Two streams have happened around $50 and he is attempting to wagequit both of the games attached to those streams and is getting crusty about the lack of consistent goal-hitting. We're hot off a beg week and he seems to again be attempting to use it to keep momentum going so people don't believe dipping under $100/stream is acceptable. He's lucky that the stimulus checks are coming soon because his whales are obviously being pushed to their limits to maintain this amount.

He has pretty clearly scaled his spending to the tips goal and he really does not want it to slip down. He better start brainstorming a crisis or event for each month, because his birthday and taxes will not carry him through the summer.
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This is going to be Phil's Twitch existence from this point on. Fabricating crises on a monthly basis so the paypigs don't get complacent. If he doesn't sound the alarms after a couple streams below $100 (I refuse to call getting $50+ playing video games "slow"), his viewers might get the idea in their heads that they can just watch a streamer play video games without giving him over $100 every single stream with no consequences. Mark my words, with stimulus checks going out he's absolutely thinking up another "emergency" or some "$300 and I wear the EPIC JEANS!" garbage. This man requires constant drama to continue feeding the "Us vs. Them" narrative so his viewers continue bankrolling his WWE Champions addiction.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Ever felt tired from playing motherfucker videogames like mario?

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It’s really sad and telling that he boils every stream down to “it’s difficult” and “no end in sight” because he’s conditioned himself to expecting more than 50 dollars (Hell, lets say $100) per stream.

Here’s da ting, Phil could EASILY make 100 dollars a stream if he made one a gameplay stream and one a—and I feel like slitting my own throat for using this term in this context—“podcast” chill stream. Or if not that, just dedicating one stream a week to a chill Q&A stream where he takes questions from chat.

What Phil really needs to do is find new rewards for each goal. The glasses and vest goal has run its course. Maybe find something new viewers could vote on or a new reward system? But no, can’t do that because he’s too fucking busy or some shit. I fully expect sadboiPhil to tweet all night about how he “can’t sleep” because of “behind the scenes issues” and how he’s “nervous about the future.”
 
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@itsthatanonmouse Drop leaks or run along back to daddy Phil, maybe if you meet the tip goal tomorrow he won't hit you again
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1. Husky in Denial is the previous name of the band Exit Mouse. Exit Mouse is the band of the degenerate fuck Toggle who rapes his dog and has a podcast talking about how much he loves to rape his dog. The thread has been stickied on the front page for more than a week now: (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/charl...ochthispooch-huskeyindenial-clunkymunk.85775/). Perhaps the hidden secret message Anonymouse was trying to send was "Hello Farms". If so, too bad for him that nobody here seems to stray outside the DSP forum.

2. You all hate Anyonymouse. Cool. Making dozens of posts each saying the same thing is annoying as fuck. Much like the plethora of posts talking about "wow I feel owned" or "I'm not owned enough tip harder paypigs" seemingly every night. DSP is boring. Oftentimes that means this thread moves slowly. In my opinion, it's better to have a slow thread than to have a fast thread with a bunch of posts that are basically the same, albeit worded slightly differently.

3. Expecting Anonymouse to show up on the Farms one day and speed right past the door hatchet to barbecue the pig the next is dumb. Yes showing up and trumpeting your epic trolling plans is some faggot shit. However, going for dozens of pages saying "wow he hasn't given receipts yet where are the receipts oh boy degenerate furry has no receipts" is just as faggy.

4. All these newfag accounts trying to act all tough like "ur at Kiwi Farms it's hardcore d00d" are gay. You're a faggot who signed up for ExpressVPN because your favorite Youtoober was shilling it and decided to join the naughty site. Shut up.

5. Idk if y'all joined because of the bankruptcy/foreclosure and now expect that level of content every day. You won't get it. DSP is a boring fuck who plays video games. The bankruptcy was one of the biggest things in recent memory. He is as boring as watching paint dry 99.999% of the time. Lower your expectations and you won't be disappointed.

Just sayin'
 
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PieceofShet said:
Ever felt tired from playing motherfucker videogames like mario?

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Any amount of difficulty or minor obstacle in a video game is considered "work" to him. Which is ironic because playing video games is TECHNICALLY his job. Don't want to take it too far out of context tho. Life isn't black and white and in reality it's not his fault. All the games he plays do drop his inputs and have questionable design choices. Really nothing he can do but play these difficult games. He just wants to chill and have fun at his "job". But people keep giving him hundreds of dollars to play these hard games like mario and divinity. What the hell man! You guys wanted this! *snort*
 
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I finally decided to register with KF after a year from when I discovered about the DSP rabbit hole.

This thread can be repetitive and gay but god damn, theres gold in these hills and I'm enjoying it enough lately to join.

So real quick, Phil is a faggot with no sex drive and cant drive and cant even beat multiple Bing Bing Wahoo games and called Bowser on 64 a "Puzzle Boss" and cries all day.

If Phil was a Fat Black Chick and saying the same thing, he would be called a "sassy queen" and be making millions on YouTube alone, so heres a pic of Phil as a Fat Black Chick.
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Surly Muppet said:
The weird mixed metaphors aren't helping... whatever it is you're trying to accomplish.
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Talking in large amounts of projection, autistic analogies, and mentally challenged metaphors in pursuit of hilarity (because it sure as hell isn't to be relatable) is always a tell-tale sign of "Please give me attention, in real life I'm a recluse".

He's not the only one that talks like that here either.
Nu11ptr said:
1. Husky in Denial is the previous name of the band Exit Mouse. Exit Mouse is the band of the degenerate fuck Toggle who rapes his dog and has a podcast talking about how much he loves to rape his dog. The thread has been stickied on the front page for more than a week now: (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/charl...ochthispooch-huskeyindenial-clunkymunk.85775/). Perhaps the hidden secret message Anonymouse was trying to send was "Hello Farms". If so, too bad for him that nobody here seems to stray outside the DSP forum.

2. You all hate Anyonymouse. Cool. Making dozens of posts each saying the same thing is annoying as fuck. Much like the plethora of posts talking about "wow I feel owned" or "I'm not owned enough tip harder paypigs" seemingly every night. DSP is boring. Oftentimes that means this thread moves slowly. In my opinion, it's better to have a slow thread than to have a fast thread with a bunch of posts that are basically the same, albeit worded slightly differently.

3. Expecting Anonymouse to show up on the Farms one day and speed right past the door hatchet to barbecue the pig the next is dumb. Yes showing up and trumpeting your epic trolling plans is some faggot shit. However, going for dozens of pages saying "wow he hasn't given receipts yet where are the receipts oh boy degenerate furry has no receipts" is just as faggy.

4. All these newfag accounts trying to act all tough like "ur at Kiwi Farms it's hardcore d00d" are gay. You're a faggot who signed up for ExpressVPN because your favorite Youtoober was shilling it and decided to join the naughty site. Shut up.

5. Idk if y'all joined because of the bankruptcy/foreclosure and now expect that level of content every day. You won't get it. DSP is a boring fuck who plays video games. The bankruptcy was one of the biggest things in recent memory. He is as boring as watching paint dry 99.999% of the time. Lower your expectations and you won't be disappointed.

Just sayin'
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Exhibit A.
 
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Jackie Puppet said:
You know this greedy motherfucker is licking his chops because those covid relief checks are starting to be sent out. He'll expect mega tips from the whalechairs in the next few weeks and act like he didn't just get a $1400 tip from Joe Biden. Bet he's already got some phantom emergency lined up for as the reason he needs extra pahsitivity.
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He made more than $90,000 last year. He won't qualify for a stimulus himself. He will, however, get his wheelchairs relief funds like the 6k USD worth of cheers he got in 2020.

That's why every time someone asks what he would do with his stimulus check he says he doesn't want to talk about it or he makes some smarmy response back. Because he can't admit he makes too much to qualify for it even during a pandemic.

But trust me - he will need YOUR stimulus to "buy muh supplies for the week and *thumbs up* maybe take muh wife khet out"

Fragarach said:
This is going to be Phil's Twitch existence from this point on. Fabricating crises on a monthly basis so the paypigs don't get complacent. If he doesn't sound the alarms after a couple streams below $100 (I refuse to call getting $50+ playing video games "slow"), his viewers might get the idea in their heads that they can just watch a streamer play video games without giving him over $100 every single stream with no consequences. Mark my words, with stimulus checks going out he's absolutely thinking up another "emergency" or some "$300 and I wear the EPIC JEANS!" garbage. This man requires constant drama to continue feeding the "Us vs. Them" narrative so his viewers continue bankrolling his WWE Champions addiction.
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I agree. I sense he will go back to the chargeback saga. That seems to hit home with a lot of whales.

Phil basically is a wash, rinse, and repeat with excuses to play the victim card. It goes Taxes, ear infection, chargebacks, random emergency that he can't talk about, needs money for games, needs money for groceries, then more chargebacks, taxes again, ear infection and repeats infinitely.
 
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PieceofShet said:
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He's had to file for bankruptcy because he can't manage his money for shit, he's spent tens of thousands of dollars on pictures of wrestlers, and god only knows the sheer mountain of other times he's failed at life, but THIS is the thing that makes him go "wow dood, I really failed this time."?
 
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snort inquisition said:
i wonder what it's like to be able to type full sentences that mean absolutely nothing whatsoever
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It's weird. Writing in a way that requires people to ascertain a thing or two gets written off that I am of LOWER intellect?

I'll convert: Even though that comment was meant to be taken without sincerity, people are taking it as such. Not one metaphor~ I'll go further: I am not serious in a box. I am not serious with a fox. I am not serious here or there. I am not serious (this is the cliffhanger folks)..................... Anywhere!

edit: cannot wait for the play-by-play dissertation on this goldmine of "AuTiSm"
 
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LolCowCentral said:
He made more than $90,000 last year. He won't qualify for a stimulus himself. He will, however, get his wheelchairs relief funds like the 6k USD worth of cheers he got in 2020.

That's why every time someone asks what he would do with his stimulus check he says he doesn't want to talk about it or he makes some smarmy response back. Because he can't admit he makes too much to qualify for it even during a pandemic.

But trust me - he will need YOUR stimulus to "buy muh supplies for the week and *thumbs up* maybe take muh wife khet out"
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married couples who earn less than USD $150,000 (combined), they get a fat $1,400 cheque each, I can only assume these are pre-tax figures

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we know he's gonna clear $120k easy, and I doubt khet worked enough to earn $30k by working 20hrs a week
 
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itsthatanonmouse said:
At this point, I could xerox my genetic code into the dictionary under the definition of "facetious" and people would still treat me like I'm a perpetual Ted Talk.
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If your intentions were to reveal something earthshattering, why did you announce your presence and identity to both us and Phil, who as it has been established very obviously reads here, from your very first post? Why did you not instead maintain your anonymity and contact the mods here directly for verification? Why did you immediately go back to modding for Phil when your Twitch ban expired knowing that everyone in his chat knew you made an account and were posting your plans on Kiwifarms?

Exactly how do you think "working on something" is going to be successful when all eyes are seeing no progress on this while meanwhile you continue to mod for Phil, and continue to give him money? What do you expect our reaction to be? We can only go by the behavior we can observe.
 
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