Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

PozzedByCoronachan said:
Imagine doing a newborn-style photoshoot for a console with no games lmao.
I guess they're just having fun so it's not that bad, but I figure they'll look back weirdly if the console turns out to suck.
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I know how this ends for Reddit...

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Redditors have been getting a deserved lashing in this thread but I'd like to turn everyone's attention to the site itself. You may already know about their gay little banana stickers, but did you realize that giving these out to people costs money? Yes, you, fellow wholesome Chungus (100) Speechcraft le epic Rebbitor can give out super upvotes as long as you open your wallet, and your ass, to your favorite website. Which gives me an idea: @Null should implement Kiwicoins. I know we already have PREMIUM banana stickers but hear me out. $1 or ₴27.72 gets you 100 Kiwicoins. Redeem 100 Kiwicoins and you can ban a user from posting on a board of your choice for 15 minutes. 500 Kiwicoins allows you to ban a user from posting to any board for 30 minutes. Just spitballing ideas here to figure out a fun but lucrative way to help keep the site running
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And to bring up my favorite punching bag again: Stadia!

Look at the latency. There's like a 300ms input delay, probably more. Absolutely unacceptable for playing any truly difficult real-time game and this tard says it's running "perfectly"
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r/Stadia - Stadia running perfectly on the new Xbox Microsoft Edge browser

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Gee, it's almost as if you simp for megacorps that don't respect you. To be fair if I were the CEO of Ubisoft or Google I wouldn't respect these Stadia cucks either
(Lol it's labeled Constructive Criticism. Pathetic hugbox)
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Here's a cope post. My favorite cope so far has to be "Ugh, pixel counters, just enjoy the damn game!". I specifically remember Google blowing their load over the power their servers can deliver and how much better the experience will be vs. playing on a home console. It's not like they had much else to brag about at the time. They certainly weren't developing any first-party games at the unveiling so everything was going to be a port anyway, and now Google has shuttered their game studios. What good is Stadia if it can't overperform? May as well remote connect to your desktop computer. And the cherry on top, poor FutureDegree0 admitting that Stadia has no gaemz and will likely not be getting many more before the service is shuttered
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Wingnut said:
Maybe I missed it, but I'm surprised people haven't had much if any discussion of the Apple fanatics. The people who are willing to spend 3x or more the price of what a device is worth because of it's logo. For most applications Apple is an objectively inferior brand to use, yet they charge out the ass because people are oh so loyal to their iPhone/iPad etc and will gladly bend over to get the apple with a bite already taken out of it.

I mean, they were proud to announce a monitor stand that costs 1000 fucking dollars and people were excited for it.
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I really can't rag on Apple fans too much because they're extremely good for my portfolio. $AAPL to the moon baby so keep consoooming retards. The ghost of Steve Jobs and my investment accounts thank you
 
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Heather Mason said:
And to bring up my favorite punching bag again: Stadia!

Look at the latency. There's like a 300ms input delay, probably more. Absolutely unacceptable for playing any truly difficult real-time game and this tard says it's running "perfectly"
www.reddit.com

r/Stadia - Stadia running perfectly on the new Xbox Microsoft Edge browser

854 votes and 119 comments so far on Reddit
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Gee, it's almost as if you simp for megacorps that don't respect you. To be fair if I were the CEO of Ubisoft or Google I wouldn't respect these Stadia cucks either
(Lol it's labeled Constructive Criticism. Pathetic hugbox)
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Here's a cope post. My favorite cope so far has to be "Ugh, pixel counters, just enjoy the damn game!". I specifically remember Google blowing their load over the power their servers can deliver and how much better the experience will be vs. playing on a home console. It's not like they had much else to brag about at the time. They certainly weren't developing any first-party games at the unveiling so everything was going to be a port anyway, and now Google has shuttered their game studios. What good is Stadia if it can't overperform? May as well remote connect to your desktop computer. And the cherry on top, poor FutureDegree0 admitting that Stadia has no gaemz and will likely not be getting many more before the service is shuttered
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Anyone who didn't think Stadia was going to be a complete failure was either delusional or being paid not to say so. There was absolutely nothing it could do that would excite anyone, even with Google's cash behind it. Remember when they were making burner accounts to try to hype it up?
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Wingnut said:
Anyone who didn't think Stadia was going to be a complete failure was either delusional or being paid not to say so. There was absolutely nothing it could do that would excite anyone, even with Google's cash behind it. Remember when they were making burner accounts to try to hype it up?
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I remember how their response to absolutely any criticism or questions about the Stadia was to just keep repeating "Why can't you just let people enjoy things?!"

Like scripted NPCs.
 
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The Curmudgeon said:
Why is he even married? What the fuck? Bravo to his wife for putting her foot down, but it should have never come to this. He's straining his marriage over useless vinyl figures...
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He's the one who came up with the contract, not her.

My wife and I were heavily collecting prior to our marriage in July 2016. At our wedding, we even created custom Funko Pop! cake toppers! While on our honeymoon, it was also San Diego Comic Con week and many of the new and limited Pop!s come out in stores and online that week. If you don’t buy them the day they release, for the most part, you’re stuck paying eBay prices for them. With that being said, I was up at 3am EST waiting to purchase pops, neglecting sleep and rest, and we began talking about a bigger house and the possibility of a dog. I decided that I would create this budget / pop-tract for myself. She laughed and didn’t think I would do it. The next morning when she woke up, I had it completed on my phone. Did I mention I don’t sleep much? She had some qualms about some of the “exceptions” - mainly with the fact that there were so many but nevertheless, she signed it.
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Oh right.
Stadia was a thing.

Well as the saying goes, buy product, become jaded by product, get excited for next product.
 
make_it_so said:
Found this on the thread of famed Consoomer MovieBob, and it reminded me of another aspects of Consoomers I can't stand: the attempt to compare actual art and culture to their 1980's corporate produced nostalgia obsessions:
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There are nearly entire generations of people that had their entire childhoods based around the consuming of shows that nearly exclusively existed to peddle plastic trash, and we're to the point that kids are growing up almost entirely on the internet, and for almost a whole year were forced to live online, in an internet filled with the mass marketing of even more things to buy on a whim, including things you only own in the digital sphere. We're going to see more and more people like moviebob. It's inevitable. There are people that practically don't know anything else.
 
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