Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
Lately I've been wondering how Tess got so fat. I mean, obviously it's because she eats cake every damn day, but why does she do that? She's not 'tarded like Tammy or Sammie, she's not using food and liquor as anxiety medication like Anna, and she's clearly not making herself ugly on purpose like Kelly. What drives her to gorge herself daily?
Weed. She smokes up constantly. And posts about it on Instagram like a cringey 17 year old who thinks drugs=personality. She’s got the munchies constantly.

When she inevitably dies of an obesity-related illness, Postmates will do a 10-gun salute or whatever it’s called at her gravesites*.

She’ll need at least 3 in a line to accommodate her enormous ass.

ETA screencap from her Insta story yesterday, bragging about smoking every chance she gets. 2E3CD67E-06B7-4618-870E-DFCB229790AB.png
 
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Lately I've been wondering how Tess got so fat. I mean, obviously it's because she eats cake every damn day, but why does she do that? She's not 'tarded like Tammy or Sammie, she's not using food and liquor as anxiety medication like Anna, and she's clearly not making herself ugly on purpose like Kelly. What drives her to gorge herself daily?
White trash predisposition plus the narcissistic "I must feel good no matter what" mentality?
 
Weed. She smokes up constantly. And posts about it on Instagram like a cringey 17 year old who thinks drugs=personality. She’s got the munchies constantly.

When she inevitably dies of an obesity-related illness, Postmates will do a 10-gun salute or whatever it’s called at her gravesites*.

She’ll need at least 3 in a line to accommodate her enormous ass.

ETA screencap from her Insta story yesterday, bragging about smoking every chance she gets.
I didn't know what a "Palo Santo" was but apparently its a piece of wood you just burn because it smells good. Its part of some New Age Reiki horseshit (which Tess' last podcast guest was briefly speaking about). I'm laughing imagining this prize pig bursting at the seams waving a piece of wood in front of her egg mcmuffin greasy face. Also, she's made tons of alterations to her apartment, installing shelves and shit into the walls. I hope she's violated the terms of her lease and they take her for every penny.
 
Lately I've been wondering how Tess got so fat. I mean, obviously it's because she eats cake every damn day, but why does she do that? She's not 'tarded like Tammy or Sammie, she's not using food and liquor as anxiety medication like Anna, and she's clearly not making herself ugly on purpose like Kelly. What drives her to gorge herself daily?
She's admitted to struggling with emotional eating. Combine that with being dumb enough to not understand proper nutrition and narcissistic enough to think you're perfect and nothing you do is wrong and you get...this.
 
I didn't know what a "Palo Santo" was but apparently its a piece of wood you just burn because it smells good. Its part of some New Age Reiki horseshit (which Tess' last podcast guest was briefly speaking about). I'm laughing imagining this prize pig bursting at the seams waving a piece of wood in front of her egg mcmuffin greasy face. Also, she's made tons of alterations to her apartment, installing shelves and shit into the walls. I hope she's violated the terms of her lease and they take her for every penny.
Palo Santo is endangered and burning it is considered cultural appropriation. Hella woke there, Tess.
 
From Olly’s Instagram. Think this is about Tess? View attachment 1989461

Olly really isn't enough of a cow for her own thread, which, you know, good for her. But there are so many types like her who I'd love to see get a good KF dragging. Also this caption she's written is the most girly, like, breathless-teenaged-girl-level feminine post I've seen in a while lol. It's ok to be a woman with a short haircut, Olly. Has been for about 100 years now. And wanting to wear boy shirts isn't a personality.
 
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ETA screencap from her Insta story yesterday, bragging about smoking every chance she gets.
These nails, I can't. Her manicurist must hate her to build such a high arch so they seem like a hamster with eagles’ claws.
She's admitted to struggling with emotional eating.
But she's “actually restricting”, according to her twitter. BED isn't glamorous for LA duppa middle, ARFID all the way.
 
It’s easier to be fat than thin. Fat people don’t like being fat and feel shame every time their extra large and stretchy pants won’t fit but they enjoy sleeping in and eating sugary processed food for breakfast much more than going to the gym. It’s the little life choices made throughout the day that accumulate all that adipose tissue. This is coming from a former fat person who lost the weight over a decade ago.

In Tubby Tess’ case, she has been rewarded for being fat. She hates being fat but being fat gave her a very brief period of relevancy that she is desperate to recapture. Also Cake Guy has given her a lot of money to get fatter. A lot of thin people will not have someone pay for a nice apartment, unlimited food budget and a new Jeep. Tess is a train wreck but she has a lot of enablers that reward her, which gives her an massive ego that is second only to her gunt and back titties in terms of how massive she is.
 
Also Cake Guy has given her a lot of money to get fatter. A lot of thin people will not have someone pay for a nice apartment, unlimited food budget and a new Jeep.
I just don't understand it. Is it the thrill of shaming someone that use to be famous? Why would a feeder choose her? That's a lot of money to shell out for sex. Because we all know companionship isn't Tess's thing.
 
Wow, they're really cracking down on the comments. Both videos show a count 3-4x higher than what is actually visible lol. How long until ratings and comments are disabled entirely? When she gets the boot she's totally going to seethe/cope by saying the haydurs are merely evidence of her oppression, y'all, and anyway that the podcast was a limited series or something. Just watch.

I just don't understand it. Is it the thrill of shaming someone that use to be famous? Why would a feeder choose her? That's a lot of money to shell out for sex. Because we all know companionship isn't Tess's thing.

Financial domination type weirdos are a thing, some of them never even meet the recipient. Not saying that's what is going on here, but people will do extremely weird, seemingly nonsensical shit for boners, man.
 
I just don't understand it. Is it the thrill of shaming someone that use to be famous? Why would a feeder choose her? That's a lot of money to shell out for sex. Because we all know companionship isn't Tess's thing.
Tess' fame probably has a lot to do with it, but she also still has a relatively pretty face for a 400+ pounder. Compare her face to Kelly Lenza, Anna O'Brien or some of the other cows in her BMI range.

And then there's the way Tess is totally shameless and ALSO convinced she's old-school Hollywood glamorous at the same time. That's an interesting feedee pig to fatten up, a truly rare specimen.
 
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Feeder getting BTFO’d:
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That Olly post was definitely about Tess, and Olly has terrible judgment if it took her that long to realize Tess was using her trans status for woke clout because that was obvious from day 1. But then again Olly is someone who posts about BLM for exactly the same reason. Speaking of which, it’s been a hot minute since Tess has mentioned this too... I guess the goals of BLM started and ended with getting Trump out of office
 
At the rate she's running through ”friends” for her slumber party, she may have to ask angry bald man. She probably thinks she can best him in a debate, but nah.

That obese waxer must specialize in fats. I can't Imagine a skinny girl walking around with a big piece of shit smashed between their checks without noticing. It’s like, it wouldn't stick and the girl would definitely know. They’ve never been thin so don't know normal anatomy, and fats have a problem with prolapse, both bladder and rectal.

Shows how empathetic towards their own kind they are. It would not surprise me a bit if that woman was talking about something Tess herself has done. But I do hope she gets blowback as somethings should remain private, NDA or not.

No slumber party I ever attended had conversations about pussy waxing, but my last slumber party I was nine and The only pussy I thought about was my cat.

But Tess, you go right on changing the world by having influencers and pussy waxers on as an excuse to talk about yourself and your dead career, and feel superior by being mean to others. . What other service providers who are world changers can she have on? Her eyelash girl? The woman (or dude) who sells her lipstick Oh, I know! A baker, one that she actually buys from. That’ll be life-changing content.

I fast forwarded to the waxing sorry but j stopped and heard Tess say ”look how beautiful I am...” about something. I know real beautiful girls who wouldn't say that.
 
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