Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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After that shitty meal, let's sniff some rotting fupa guizzze and pretend the smell comes from the tomato vine. ;)

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"Wait! Now YOU can smell it! Here!"

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From her grocery haul, she bought some type of vegan chips. Made with quinoa. I thought quinoa was traumatic for her. I'm sure with the help of her therapist, she can eat those chips and become a skinny legend.
Probably, "the therapy" is focused on coping with the quinoa PTSD instead of BED, and so she is almost cured and ready to glow up in 2021! :biggrin:
 
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She took off her winter coat. That's why her stomach is no longer jammed up against the steering wheel.

This is the level of stupidity and negligence we're dealing with here. She already had the seat back as far as it'll go so her stumpy little legs can barely reach the pedals. Then she took off her winter coat and thought she lost a good inch or two off her enormous gut.

She actually didn't have it back as far as it could go, much to my surprise. However, what she did do was move her seat back during her doctor/pizza binge, seen here starting at time stamp 11:02:


You can see her clearly open the car door and lean down to adjust the seat and you can see it sliding back a bit. She just never put the seat back into its original position. But her stomach doesn't touch the steering wheel so weightloss.
 
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"I'm tucking my armpit in my bra".

And you guizzze? How often do you tuck your armpits? :lol:
Those fucking dollar-store sunglasses don’t even come close to touching the bridge of her nose because of how fucking huge her face is.

And the only way the steering wheel is clearing her gargantuan gunt is if she’s sitting in the back seat.
 

Whoa there, sassafras!!

His autistic version of exposing Chantal used to be mildly amusing but at this point, I just find his entire existence to be unbearable.
He’s like a caricature of a social justice warrior... and he believes that all of his opinions are actually facts based in morality. I’m pretty sure that woke Twitter is the basis for 97.99% of his beliefs.

But what is making him truly intolerable is his growing arrogance. It would seem that participating in these livestreams where people ask him questions has really gone to his head. His smug eagerness to share every dumb thought that pops into his greasy brain as if he’s educating us makes me want to punch him.

I’m so sick of witnessing an overgrown child, who is almost forty and completely dependent on his morbidly obese monstrosity of an ex-girlfriend, lecture the world on how they should think and how their government should function. FB is literally mothering him and she can’t even take care of herself. Rant over.
 
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Whoa there, sassafras!!

His autistic version of exposing Chantal used to be mildly amusing but at this point, I just find his entire existence to be unbearable.
He’s like a caricature of a social justice warrior... and he believes that all of his opinions are actually facts based in morality. I’m pretty sure that woke Twitter is the basis for 97.99% of his beliefs.

But what is making him truly intolerable is his growing arrogance. It would seem that participating in these livestreams where people ask him questions has really gone to his head. His smug eagerness to share every dumb thought that pops into his greasy brain as if he’s educating us makes me want to punch him.

I’m so sick of witnessing an overgrown child, who is almost forty and completely dependent on his morbidly obese monstrosity of an ex-girlfriend, lecture the world on how they should think and how their government should function. FB is literally mothering him and she can’t even take care of herself. Rant over.
You know those soy boy wojack memes or whatever. That’s all peetz reminds me of. It’s funny. Try not to get mad at him. It’s hilarious what a sjw reddit cuck cliche he is. Like even the fucking meme kind of looks like him.
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I mean he’s such a cliche right down to the very fucking point that he writes my little pony rape fuck fics and works in a call center. You literally could not write a character that fits the stereotype so perfectly.
He’s basically a walking meme. 😂
 
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I don't know why she thinks chickpea pasta or quinoa crisps are somehow good diet foods.
Same calories as regular pasta and baked potato chips, similar carb counts. But Chantal is stupid and thinks anything "healthy" added to a snack food somehow erases calories and carbs. You could probably convince her that wrapping a candy bar in lettuce reduces the calories.

Those toilet-brush earrings beautifully draw attention to the chins.
Maybe they'll accidentally make small clean patches on her filthy neck.

She has female pattern baldness, which is hormone driven and can only be treated by blocking DHT, which kills hair follicles. Once hair is lost, it's lost forever

Chantal's hair loss is permanent. It's been happening since she was in her late teens and her only hope for nice hair is a wig.

Or the first primordial creature that ventured out of the ocean and the only reason it engaged in the titanic struggle of evolution was to be able to shit over and over again on dry land.
I hope someone tells her on a live that her hair is never growing back, or maybe Jen and Gene can make a video about it. She'll flip the fuck out.

I also woke up a family member laughing at your last line. Chantal does basically live only to eat and shit all over Canada.

I'm sorry, there is no real desire for broccoli or any other vegetable. She says she craves those foods, yet every time, they magically are unobtainable due to silly restaurants messing up her orders
Restaurants frequently "accidentally" give her extra orders of fries and pastries that she "didn't order", but they can never remember to give her those darn vegetables!
 
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Whoa there, sassafras!!

His autistic version of exposing Chantal used to be mildly amusing but at this point, I just find his entire existence to be unbearable.
He’s like a caricature of a social justice warrior... and he believes that all of his opinions are actually facts based in morality. I’m pretty sure that woke Twitter is the basis for 97.99% of his beliefs.
Totally agree. Peetz needs to climb down from The Woke Pedestal already. Look at what he cosigns, just by living with someone like Chantal; a person who embodies everything he rails against. Her massive consumption problem. The food waste. The clothes and other bullshit she buys on Amazon. The cardboard and plastic packaging that never gets recycled. How many trees had to die for Peetz to get his $300 comic book fix this month? What about his daily consumption of Kit Kats, manufactured by a company that siphoned 45 million gallons of spring water from federal land, just to bottle and profit (among other shady practices)?

Peetz must surely be aware of how morally reprehensible companies like Nestle are, but he still gets his daily chocolate fix. 😏

Also, nobody gives a shit about the unsolicited hot takes of a guy that keeps his cat confined to a room with no sunlight, fresh air or stimulation of any kind for the entirety of its life. Peetz can live comfortably with his My Little Pony dolls, his crusty tissues, and the smell of stale farts, so I guess by Peetz Logic, Timbit's cool with it, too. And anyway, if the cat didn't approve, it always has the option to choose differently. Yes, it's been conditioned to stay put, but neither Peetz nor Chantal can admit to that fact because that would make them actually culpable in some way. And they'd have to.....*gasp*....do something about it. We certainly can't have that.

It's way more rewarding (and less effort) to fight the good fight on Twitter everyday and collect those delicious I'm-A-Good-Person points.

Fuck Peetz, man. These two deserve each other. 🤖🐷
 
So YouTube started spamming my recommendations with clips from twitch, and among the usual twitch cancer I found a clip that made me laugh. Some Korean twitch whore is playing with a pair of panties and is shocked by how big they are.

I wonder how she’d react to one of Chantal’s.
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It’s easy to forget that those superfatties are simply not a thing in most cultures around the world. If Chantal ever decided to travel, she’d be a freak show. People would take pictures of her.
So YouTube started spamming my recommendations with clips from twitch, and among the usual twitch cancer I found a clip that made me laugh. Some Korean twitch whore is playing with a pair of panties and is shocked by how big they are.

I wonder how she’d react to one of Chantal’s.
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It’s easy to forget that those superfatties are simply not a thing in most cultures around the world. If Chantal ever decided to travel, she’d be a freak show. People would take pictures of her.
that bitch would die if she ever saw chantels super sized knickers. could wear them back to front and use them as a boob tube if the pattern didn’t scream” im a super death fat who likes to think im on trend but realistically this is all they had in my size” type deal. but what does chins care anyway? the only way anyone but her will see them is if she parades them on youtube for anyone to see. and that my friends is the only reason she does it. it’s her equivalent of showing her new lingerie to a boyfriend (french lover) and all the many delivery drivers that want her.
 
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Holy shit those titty sweat pimples look scary.

Also, I’m always impressed that she doesn’t feel how dry her face is irl when it shows up that heavily on camera.
those tits really are tragic aren’t they? she really doesn’t have even the “ when i was younger” conversation to drag out and have a happy memory of yesteryear when of course guys she was a total skinny instathot and there wasn’t a man alive who couldn’t resist her sex appeal.be in it’s of only being an grossly overweight cow, no overwhelming bosom,no big shapely arse there’s just nothing, nothing that is welcoming or attractive even
on a fat fuck.
 
You know those soy boy wojack memes or whatever. That’s all peetz reminds me of. It’s funny. Try not to get mad at him. It’s hilarious what a sjw reddit cuck cliche he is. Like even the fucking meme kind of looks like him.
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I mean he’s such a cliche right down to the very fucking point that he writes my little pony rape fuck fics and works in a call center. You literally could not write a character that fits the stereotype so perfectly.
He’s basically a walking meme. 😂
He’s like the unholy amalgamation of two of the three Lone Gunmen, but, you know, dumb as a bag of dog shit and not the tiniest bit amusing.
 
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