DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[OJ Simpson]

Nigga are fights in this game supposed to be 40+ minutes long?

 

[JamFlowMan]

Keep in mind that Phil said for years that he can't see or track IPs that use the forums - he was still claiming this during the dox harvest. Now that he thinks it doesn't matter? He nonchalantly exposes years of lies and tells the truth. Fancy that.

This is what he does. In a few years if/when Phil is still succeeding at the online grift one day unprompted he will admit he played this WWE mobile game and detractors forced every faction he joined to boot him out.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

This is what he does. In a few years if/when Phil is still succeeding at the online grift one day unprompted he will admit he played this WWE mobile game and detractors forced every faction he joined to boot him out.

I think WWE Champions is something he will have to take to his grave because he very likely defrauded the bankruptcy court, the IRS, or both by falsely claiming WWE Champions pulls as business expenses.

 

[BepsiLight]

I think WWE Champions is something he will have to take to his grave because he very likely defrauded the bankruptcy court, the IRS, or both by falsely claiming WWE Champions pulls as business expenses.

As much as Phill loves playing the victim he also hates being a Tevin, so yes he would rather die than admit he's a criminal.
One of his get out of piggy jail cards is literally appeal to authority. The new gag is outright deny that something happened or its taken out of khantext like bitch slapping an 11 years old or insulting a fan for being fat. Before it was "it didn't happen because I'm still here, you think I would be here if I said I wanted to bitch slap an 11 years old?"

 

[Wormy]

Anybody who wastes time (And probably money) on D.S.P.'s shtream when they could be watching Bladerunner for the first (Hell, 54th) time deserves to be bullied into correcting their priorities.

If they spend money, there is no hope period.

 

[FaXmachine]

I think WWE Champions is something he will have to take to his grave because he very likely defrauded the bankruptcy court, the IRS, or both by falsely claiming WWE Champions pulls as business expenses.

I was kinda hoping one year, you know when he hits the wall and most paypigs have gone or he ramps up the begging (more likely) that he was gonna confess.

"Guys look, I have something to tell you all, *disgusting noises* I have a problem, I gamble on this game and its ruined my life, muh wife left me and muh depression has flared up *lip smack* you know I'm loosing the house and I could really do with support".

But thinking about it legally he might not be able to, but then again with how much attention thay court gave him would they even make the effort to learn about his fraud?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Someone correct me if I'm wrong because it happened a year after I took my break from Dave, so 2018, but I remember Phil talked mad shit about Ninja on Twitter and then suddenly "was contacted by people behind the scenes and saw the error of his ways" and then started apologizing to him. It's possible that Ninja or his manager or Twitch caught wind of Dave slandering him and told him to can it. That's probably the extent of how much Ninja is aware of Dave, he was probably aware of Dave slandering him and after it got sorted out he forgot about him after a few days.

He went on twitter and shit on Ninja because he played Fortnight with Drake. Called them both shills and all that. Ninja is a muppet and Drake is a rapper so he obviously can't play video games.

Now Ninja and Drake are both slightly more popular than Phil, so their fans tore Phil a new asshole. The guy who masturbated on stream is trying to make fun of one of the most popular streamers and one of the most popular pop rappers.

He deleted the tweet and didn't so much as apologize as he said people took him out of context and he will only use his Twitter for business from then on.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He went on twitter and shit on Ninja because he played Fortnight with Drake. Called them both shills and all that. Ninja is a muppet and Drake is a rapper so he obviously can't play video games.

Now Ninja and Drake are both slightly more popular than Phil, so their fans tore Phil a new asshole. The guy who masturbated on stream is trying to make fun of one of the most popular streamers and one of the most popular pop rappers.

He deleted the tweet and didn't so much as apologize as he said people took him out of context and he will only use his Twitter for business from then on.

I don't remember that one, the one I'm referring to was near the end of 2018 when he kept calling Ninja a muppet. I distinctly remember that one because he had his dumb Bob Ross costume as his picture on twitter like the hypocritical muppet he is.

 

[smackpops]

Is WWE Champs pretty much Pokemon with sweaty guys instead of weird creatures?

 

[Forbidden Math]

Is WWE Champs pretty much Pokemon with sweaty guys instead of weird creatures?

Nah, it's just gatcha. Pulls (pay in game currency, which you buy with out of game currency, to roll the dice), get "heroes", then you can use them on your "team" or whatever. It's actually way worse than Pokemon.

 

[YokuNama]

I already said Divinity 2 was a boring game but Phil is moving the bar on what I thought boredom was as i've been watching his stream for the last...

*looks at clock*

4 minutes...

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

If a large company offered to pay DSP money for the rights to "Thugs on the Floor" pre-stream song, do you believe DSP would:

Like = Keep the money entirely
Heart = Split money with artist
Agree = Not want to deal with it and tell the company to contact the guy who made the song

 

[BepsiLight]

You guys think he hates it when all the pahsitivity comes in early? He only got like 36 bucks in tips today, the other 71 came from one mysterious totally not OIC whale.
Now the thing is, after he got the 100 bucks dumped on him early he only made 7 bucks, the tally hardly moved at all as he slaved playing Divinity.
So the question is, does he like to have his pay early on or actually spread apart so he can stagger the countdowns and try to bait whales into tipping twice like he does when he goes on break with 89 dollars in tips.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I already said Divinity 2 was a boring game but Phil is moving the bar on what I thought boredom was as i've been watching his stream for the last...

*looks at clock*

4 minutes...

Even to someone who enjoys games like this it's insane. Fights that took me 5-10 minutes take him 30-45 minutes. It's pure insanity. And he didn't even get to the fights that took me 10 minutes.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I tried watching it a few months back but pulled a Phil and fell asleep pretty early on. Please don't be mad daddy

Bladerunner and 2049 are excellent movies, but falling asleep isnt a rare thing. Theyre long, slow and dark. The perfect recipe to nod off.

But watch them anyway, excellent movies

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil is going to sue Tim Apple because he is going to be late to stream.
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Oh god, he's going to explain Daylight Saving Time badly and in a confusing way again, isn't he?

Also:

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Not his fault. Nothing he could do. He was pressing buttons.

Wow dude. You couldn't even remember what you said from an hour earlier? Which is the lie?

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

You guys think he hates it when all the pahsitivity comes in early? He only got like 36 bucks in tips today, the other 71 came from one mysterious totally not OIC whale.
Now the thing is, after he got the 100 bucks dumped on him early he only made 7 bucks, the tally hardly moved at all as he slaved playing Divinity.
So the question is, does he like to have his pay early on or actually spread apart so he can stagger the countdowns and try to bait whales into tipping twice like he does when he goes on break with 89 dollars in tips.

As long as he gets the $100, his addiction is satisfied. There might be some depression out of it not moving for a while, but as long as he see's those triple digits, he's like a pig in mud! Which is where he belongs anyways

 

[Iron Hamster]

Is Ninja even aware of DSP?

Of course not, and neither are the fans he hoped he'd get if Ninja checked out.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

I tried watching it a few months back but pulled a Phil and fell asleep pretty early on. Please don't be mad daddy

You're not alone. It is pretentious garbage. When I first watched it I thought I got some Asylum knock-off by mistake given all the reviews. I can summarise what you missed...

Spoiler

...there are some robots with a limited life span that are going to die. They die. In really stupid ways. Doesn't affect anyone or anything in the world. There's a girl in the story who is a super realistic robot, but it's obvious she's a robot. Everyone knows it. She knows it. I don't know why she exists. You don't know if Harrison Ford is a robot. It doesn't matter, the film wouldn't change whether he was or wasn't. That's sort of a cliffhanger that isn't answered; Is he a robot? It just doesn't matter.

Watch a real movie. To Wong Foo. Patrick Swayze, John Leguizamo and Wesley Snipes dressed as women. DerichLovesToWongFoo

 

[Fill Bern El]

As long as he gets the $100, his addiction is satisfied. There might be some depression out of it not moving for a while, but as long as he see's those triple digits, he's like a pig in mud! Which is where he belongs anyways

As you saw today, he was talking about the chat "not interacting" with him near the end of the stream.

I think it's obvious that he much rather prefers a big tip at the end because that's usually told ahead of time to him during a break or something. This allows him to milk whatever money his audience has while being assured he, no matter what, hits the tips goal at the end. Even if it's the same amount he got today, $125, he gets his rocks off by seeing the slow progression of milk coming from the udders of these whales.