Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Exceptional Chimp]

IIRC, Chris and Barb still owe $115k for the house according to CWCki. Is that amount anywhere near feasible for a ween Kickstarter or something?

Unlikely. He'd need DSP-grade whales to come up with that amount, and it takes the Gout Lord a couple of years to hit that tip goal.

Somebody would have to do it, as we all know the only thing Chris will do is shit (himself and do nothing).

 

[Cletus Kasady]

I know a bit about the “Bob’s death” voice call where Chris grieves about it to all his trollfriends. All I can say is that he was genuinely upset and the entirety of it was more depressing than funny. It was less “we need to respect Chris’s loss” and more “This isn’t entertaining in the way we thought it’d be”.

When Barb dies and he breaks down... well, he probably won’t release a video right away. The Watchmen will most likely be the people he’ll be going to for support and I don’t really know if they’re either going to show his entire immediate reaction to her death, show a few snippets but filter out the grimier parts, or opt out of revealing anything altogether.

This is the most likely scenario.

At first glance I would think Chris Chan is more of a Burger King kinda person.

That would be his late father.

 

[Realistic]

Most realistic probability is that Chris will start a GoFundMe and use that money not for a worthy cause (like giving Barb a proper funeral/donating it to some good charity) but to probably keep his lifestyle going for a few more months before he loses the house and gets himself locked up in a mental institution.

But who knows, Chris might find a way to stay afloat due to his "internet fame" which is very unlikely to happen but you never know. I really wish what I said above is the outcome.

 

[Randy Lahey]

What will Barb when happen dies?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What will die when Barb happen?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Most realistic probability is that Chris will start a GoFundMe and use that money not for a worthy cause (like giving Barb a proper funeral/donating it to some good charity) but to probably keep his lifestyle going for a few more months before he loses the house and gets himself locked up in a mental institution.

But who knows, Chris might find a way to stay afloat due to his "internet fame" which is very unlikely to happen but you never know. I really wish what I said above is the outcome.

The only proper burial Barb deserves is being dumped in a ditch.

 

[Broseph]

The only proper burial Barb deserves is being dumped in a ditch.

I'm sure she'd prefer to be buried in her hoard.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What will die when Barb happen?

Chris' remaining shreds of dignity.

 

[Old Greg]

The real horror for me is imagining what that buffoon is doing with my own body.

Using it to get china.

 

[Cash Pope]

The most lurid thing I've heard propose happen is Barb dying and Chris making her his boyfriend free girl. I would't put it past him, my prediction is he'll try and bury her and of course that will be botched like everything he's ever done.

 

[Retarded INTP]

What will die when Barb happen?

Cats, mostly.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

What will Barb when happen dies?

Patty will get a worm-mate.

 

[Search]

Realistic scenario:
Chris goes full Terry Davis

Optimistic scenario:
Chris starts selling all shit in his house in an attempt to keep his lifestyle afloat and hopefully that gives him enough time to mentally prepare for the homeless/asylum saga.

 

[HippieCrackUser]

someone mentioned buying out the house and making it into a lol cow museum. I would very happily contribute to this. I would love to have my own section of the trash pit.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

someone mentioned buying out the house and making it into a lol cow museum. I would very happily contribute to this. I would love to have my own section of the trash pit.

I can't remember who it was, but someone mentioned buying the house and renting it out to cows.

While that sounds fun I have no desire to become the landlord of a hillbilly Jew or a troon with COPD.

 

[HippieCrackUser]

I can't remember who it was, but someone mentioned buying the house and renting it out to cows.

While that sounds fun I have no desire to become the landlord of a hillbilly Jew or a troon with COPD.

those both sound like incredibly fun times to me

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

those both sound like incredibly fun times to me

I'd love to see Chris try to deck the shit out of Tommy Tooter

 

[Borbie Dahl]

There’s a dude in red dead redemption 1 out in the swamp that hangs out with the dead folks. Zombies rise up & this guy chills with them. One scene John Marston pulls up to the shack and finds the weirdo sawing away on a fiddle and there’s a pack of zombies jigging their asses off. Full on cardboard layed down, white folk at a barn raising party, dancing fools... This is how I see the Christian-Verse going for a few days after Barb kicks it. Chris is gonna put on Mr C’s fav jazz record and him and his mommy are gonna sway all night long. Until Chris feels competitive and tries some swing dance shit and hurts himself.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

She'll be pushed directly to cremation because chris isn't shilling out for a funeral. He'll probably put her ashes in a cheap Tupperware container and lose her in the hoard. No fancy urn for barb, but she gets to become one with the hoard.

 

[The Fool]

She'll be pushed directly to cremation because chris isn't shilling out for a funeral. He'll probably put her ashes in a cheap Tupperware container and lose her in the hoard. No fancy urn for barb, but she gets to become one with the hoard.

I legit think a bunch of people are going to help him out of pity. It just depends on how smart they are, either they pay for barb's funeral directly, or they unwittingly give Chris a whole shitload of lego money and barb gets the exact treatment you just said.