The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Cool Spot]

Almost 1000 dollars to these degenerates a month, very sad!
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They're getting most of the money from GoFundMe, I believe.

Since they've started the "we are fucking under attack" grift, they've been making tens of thousands of dollars.

 

[AMHOLIO]

A fool and his money are soon parted, so we'll see what their beautiful gains are soon.

Edit: Paulbonnie used some of his tranch money for a 30$ bong once BEFORE all this happened (ie this was an entirely unrelated money, I think that was from his dad's death) so you know, I'm sure some of it will turn into stupid shit.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

They should invite Greta and Nina to the tranch, maybe they can get that tranny steakhouse up and running finally!

I've been joking about Shrek and Donkey joining the Tranch with Penis and his crew. I would also like ADF to join them, but he would be used as livestock.

 

[Acceptable]

this thread is long over due. the amount of animal abuse on the tranny ranch is crazy.

also. I couldn't find the link to the etsy in the OP so

We are an Alpaca yarn producer and much more by Tenaciousunicorn

Find the perfect handmade gift, vintage & on-trend clothes, unique jewelry, and more… lots more.

www.etsy.com

 

[Bogliacci]

I've been joking about Shrek and Donkey joining the Tranch with Penis and his crew. I would also like ADF to join them, but he would be used as livestock.

The smell of ADF would hasten the death of the alpaca herd

 

[Marissa Moira]

They only have Alpacas because there's a fuckton of government programs where you basically get everything to raise them for free and then sell their wool and milk for even more profit.

They're a great way to offset costs of more expensive farm animals like horses.

 

[Coffee Shits]

this thread is long over due. the amount of animal abuse on the tranny ranch is crazy.

also. I couldn't find the link to the etsy in the OP so

We are an Alpaca yarn producer and much more by Tenaciousunicorn

Find the perfect handmade gift, vintage & on-trend clothes, unique jewelry, and more… lots more.

www.etsy.com

Phillip ("Penny") has a horrifying photo as his Etsy profile picture. (profile archive, photo archive)

Edit: archive of Etsy shop page where it was linked, for completeness.

 

[White Devil]

Phillip ("Penny") has a horrifying photo as his Etsy profile picture. (profile archive, photo archive)

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Dude didn't fall out of the ugly tree, the tree itself beat his ass with every branch it had.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Almost 1000 dollars to these degenerates a month, very sad!
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Don't worry, 90% of that goes back into the Patreon Cycle commissioning fetish art.

 

[Revo]

Great work @0 1 for this OP.
This thread is really great for the people who are curious about maintaining a ranch and their animals by not doing like these crazy troons.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

Tran Ranch is still a more legitimate state than Israel somehow.

Even troons have one upped God's Chosen Niggas in statehood.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Stupid people giving them money need a reality check. These are bad people.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Phillip ("Penny") has a horrifying photo as his Etsy profile picture. (profile archive, photo archive)

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Edit: archive of Etsy shop page where it was linked, for completeness.

Someone made a photoshop of this as him as the Joker and its all I can think of when I look at it.

 

[0 0]

Someone made a photoshop of this as him as the Joker and its all I can think of when I look at it.

That was me.

I had to double check to see if I edited the awful teeth in the original, but they're real.

 

[treblehunter98]

Absolutely bri'ish , God save the Queen!

 

[A Dumb Demon]

That was me.

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I had to double check to see if I edited the awful teeth in the original, but they're real.

Teeth like the mildewy tiles in a public bathroom, nice.

 

[AMHOLIO]

That was me.

Bro you get all my internet stickers, no homo

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

What an amazing read, thank you @0 1. They're practically drooling at the thought of being some tranny ruby ridge. I hope they don't snap and start blasting people's cars on the road

 

[Fireman Sam]

28 US MARINES PULLING UP IN BLACK FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS!!!

 

[AmbiTron]

Ah, this was a long time coming. May this thread bring me as much joy as laughing at Kevin's thread. Amen.