Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

Predict the next arc!

  • Troon out saga

    Votes: 450 46.5%

  • Another trip to Japan

    Votes: 251 26.0%

  • Back to college for psych

    Votes: 90 9.3%

  • Back to streaming Mario games

    Votes: 168 17.4%

  • Another catfish

    Votes: 264 27.3%
  • Total voters
    967
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GooglePuppet said:
I don't care. Let's see how easy the code is and find out just how retarded this guy really is...
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If my friend's experience in Java class is anything to go by, at the end of the semester people were asking what a variable was. If he's doing even worse than them, I'm assuming he's somewhere between not understanding how to get Hello World to run to not even knowing how to start Visual Studio.
 
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The Fool said:
If my friend's experience in Java class is anything to go by, at the end of the semester people were asking what a variable was. If he's doing even worse than them, I'm assuming he's somewhere between not understanding how to get Hello World to run to not even knowing how to start Visual Studio.
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Holy shit that just made me feel like a coding God. How is that even possible? Hello World was literally my first ever class.
 
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Holy shit that just made me feel like a coding God. How is that even possible? Hello World was literally my first ever class.
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To be fair, Java class is notoriously shit, they go over explaining complicated object-oriented terminology and don't even really talk about programming and software engineering in-and-of itself, at least from what I heard.
That's still no excuse to be shit at it, though. The option to do independent research and seek online assistance is there, and probably even expected of anyone hoping to succeed today.

But yeah no shit, I'm legitimately thinking he might not even understand Hello World. I don't know how much he knows about programming or if he ever even attempted to learn it by himself before, but if he's getting his cherry popped in college, he's absolutely fucked.
 
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Sonic Sez said:
Someone excited for him asked if it was a guy this time (since Adam claims to be a bisexual), only to be insulted just for asking a genuine question.
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Okay it's time for me to sperg out for a minute bare with me. As being supposedly Bisexual Chibi should be okay with someone asking him "who is the lucky guy :))))" but he gets offended and then puts the guy on full blast for his whiteknights and enablers to go after. That's the thing about the WOKE Crowd they want you to be PC but whenever you try you're "doing it wrong" and they get offended and in mob mentality come after you.

I'm Bisexual and this actually pisses me off. I don't care about the "faggot" thing because it's just a word. Chibi is an ass and one day his true colors will show up to his WOKE followers. Because he's not actually Bisexual (I would argue he's quite homophobic) all Chibi does is jump on whatever is popular at the time to try to get clout and attention. Just like the Brony stuff poster earlier Chibi only mentioned MLP during the height of its popularity.
 
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The Fool said:
To be fair, Java class is notoriously shit, they go over explaining complicated object-oriented terminology and don't even really talk about programming and software engineering in-and-of itself, at least from what I heard.
That's still no excuse to be shit at it, though. The option to do independent research and seek online assistance is there, and probably even expected of anyone hoping to succeed today.

But yeah no shit, I'm legitimately thinking he might not even understand Hello World. I don't know how much he knows about programming or if he ever even attempted to learn it by himself before, but if he's getting his cherry popped in college, he's absolutely fucked.
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Java is for programmers with ambition to land a seat in some kind of Interface Design Comitee, and thus never having to implement anything for the rest of their lives. Don't blame them, working under IDCs is pure hell.

The funny thing is that learning a programming language is the simplest thing in programming, and this guy complains C++ For Retards is so hard to learn he ought to get a participation award at least.
 
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Helmut A Ebne said:
Getting upset on twitter about it too.

The professor is right though, if he can't figure out babby's first programming/math questions he will probably fail (in an ideal world anyway; competence is not a strict requirement for graduation everywhere). Something that strikes me is that he has apparently done "countless classes" and earlier mentioned being 55k in debt, yet is seemingly taking a rudimentary programming class. I would kill to see his academic record.
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I'm probably answering my own question, but I'll be optimistic and ask what is Chibi's long term goal with this program? The fact that someone offered to help him by answering specific questions, and Chibi took that to mean, give him the entire assignment, is not a good sign. Is he planning on making Discord do all his homework as a long term strategy. Because if he thinks he'll one day miraculously start understanding it all of a sudden that's not going to happen.

Also "pursuing legal action" because a professor stated the obvious and that gave Chibi PTSD of being called a retard.
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Helmut A Ebne said:
Getting upset on twitter about it too.

The professor is right though, if he can't figure out babby's first programming/math questions he will probably fail (in an ideal world anyway; competence is not a strict requirement for graduation everywhere). Something that strikes me is that he has apparently done "countless classes" and earlier mentioned being 55k in debt, yet is seemingly taking a rudimentary programming class. I would kill to see his academic record.
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If you at the very least don't know how to use Google to help you out with basic stuff, there's no hope for you as a programmer.

Also, good luck getting a Unity game dev job, and if you do you'll be working on the microtransaction systems of shitty phone games.
 
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Joy-run said:
I'm Bisexual and this actually pisses me off. I don't care about the "faggot" thing because it's just a word. Chibi is an ass and one day his true colors will show up to his WOKE followers. Because he's not actually Bisexual (I would argue he's quite homophobic) all Chibi does is jump on whatever is popular at the time to try to get clout and attention. Just like the Brony stuff poster earlier Chibi only mentioned MLP during the height of its popularity.
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Im pretty much convinced the only reason he thinks hes bi is becasue he jerks it to dick girl hentai. Im not bi myself, so maybe you could clarify this, but i remember chibi saying hes bi, but he prefers to only date women. Does that make any sense to you? Becasue it sure as fuck doesnt to me
 
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chochedmcgoats said:
Im pretty much convinced the only reason he thinks hes bi is becasue he jerks it to dick girl hentai. Im not bi myself, so maybe you could clarify this, but i remember chibi saying hes bi, but he prefers to only date women. Does that make any sense to you? Becasue it sure as fuck doesnt to me
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I've seen bi with a lean toward one side... But if you have to throw in "only", well sounds like he's not getting the point of it.
 
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