Russ "chooses to be happy"? Really....This guy bitches and moans about EVERYTHING, and it's ALWAYS someone else's fault and yet he "chooses to be happy." Russ is one of the least genuinely happy people I've ever come across in my life. Having said that, Russ is optimistic? If you stretch the definition of that work to include delusional obsession over how THIS time my plan will work, then yes I suppose you could, very generously, call Russ optimistic.
I bet the wife of the guy who accidentally started the fire in the apartment divorced him because of his filthy smoking habit
Greasy camera lens aside, it does look like he's trying to clean up his appearance.
Except for his disgustingly greasy hair. And his wrinkled shirt. And the scraggly beard. Wait....what is that? Is his moustache....is it growing up into his nose?!? I've never seen that before, that's so gross! And is that a unibrow, or at least a sort-of unibrow? I can't quite tell for sure.
At this point it would take a pallet of lava soap to even dent his grease armor, and who has the time or money for that? He's got hookers to woo, fame to achieve, and lawsuits to win, damn it!
I don't believe that Russ actually showers. He probably just stands in the shower for a minute, the water rolling off of his grease-impregnated skin, and calls it a day.
Also #nofilter? Mocha man, you have more grease on your lens than the photograph taking sexy pictures of Homer Simpson!
Maybe sandblasting might dent the surface? Doubtful though...
It's that whole second hand smoker thing.
He talks about fires started by smokers, but he's a grease fire hazard all on his own.
You couldn't see before that it was emanating from his nostrils? Some farmer on here has a picture of that for their profile. Also a good time to bring this up AGAIN. 10:17 in, please direct your attention to butternut's SHIRT.
The beach does not have enough sand.
I never really looked that closely. Not until I looked close enough to check out the possible unibrow. I have seen @StinkySnack's profile pic, but I didn't think that was real and it sure as hell never occured to me that it was Russell.
Either Russ doesn’t know what “working remotely” means or he’s LARPing as a white-collar professional with a big boy job again. Both are equally likely IMO. Sounds like he gets his rejection letter from AGT two weeks from now.
Does anyone recall what his most recent job was, or if he's still working there?
