The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[General Tug Boat]

I've seen some crazy shit on this website, but this is one of those things that literally demonstrate that the troons are just as unhinged as the far right Boogaloo crowd. Except these people are the non functional variant of that class of extreme. Awful resource management, not community conscious, and has the utilities of a home that would make any favela look like the palace of Westminster. While screeching about far right nutters, these far left nutters are like the Africanized hornet of that class of crazy. I wouldn't trust these people to pour my coffee, let alone with that amount of firearms. The result of this gives me clown world/bizzareo WACCO vibes.

I also find it hilarious they are trying to emulate the shitty Last of Us sequel that squeaked out last year. While being dressed as randomized CyberPunk NPCs. I swear each of these commie ranches put the true lolcowdome Marx contrived. An unsanitary, narcissistic, and larper, version of a breakaway troon civilization.

This ideological mindset would give Heavens Gate a run for its money, especially how 4/10 troons become heroed. When you have a compound like this compared to Ram Ranch, and that feels more inclusive, as well sanitary. Then you know something is fucking wrong with the world.

 

[Übertroon]

It's funny that their commune is likely how they think all people should be living. Constant blackouts, animal abuse, abuse of residents, abuse of neighbours, freezing during the winter, shitty food. But hey, at least it isn't "late stage capitalism"

 

[mr.moon1488]

I'm just waiting for them to put the lamas on hormones.

 

[AmpleApricots]

The amount of tranny enclaves run by psychopaths is disturbing. When the US collapses, some of you guys are going to have to suck warlord girldick to keep yourself under their protection.

Could be, sadly the cunning psychopath is a myth. Most psychpaths are borderline retarded which makes these trannies so hilarious.

 

[Spunt]

@0_1 fantastic OP. It may be worth including that the "threatening letter" and the "powdered acid" (which may literally have been a dietary supplement if it existed at all) was not sent to the Tranch. It was supposedly sent to one of the journalists who did that puff piece on the Tranch a week before. Notably neither the journo in question or their employer have ever made any reference to it, and if the cops told them to keep quiet about it one wonders how the tranch even found out. Kevin has admitted to having to "row back" the claims that he was making, though in typical Kev style he hasn't elaborated about what aspects of the story weren't true (probably all of it).

 

[Banditotron]

How would they know it was a powdered "acid"? Base chemicals and acid chemicals can both have very harsh properties, and I doubt they did a litmus test.

 

[Search]

Of course, let mentally unstable people get hormones and axe wounds instead of proper treatment.
Of course, let them pass medical evaluations and buy firearms.
Of course, let them own large quantities of animals the can't properly care for.

It's ok, it's ok. Everything is fine. Nothing can go wrong...

On a more serious note: A fascinating look into troon ability to self-organize. Well done, 0x69 0x41 0x6D 0x30 0x31, a good read.

 

[White Devil]

The amount of tranny enclaves run by psychopaths is disturbing. When the US collapses, some of you guys are going to have to suck warlord girldick to keep yourself under their protection.

It's cute that you think they won't kill themselves after all of modern life's conveniences stop. These.. I hesitate to say people... are super consumers and lazy to boot. I doubt any of them can even go a day without internet.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I'm just waiting for them to put the lamas on hormones.

They are putting something inside the Lamas...& dogs...& cats... & chickens...but it's not hormones.

 

[Spunt]

"Fascists are breaking into my house to inflate my truck tires" is something I'd expect from a schizophrenic, or maybe Laura Loomer.

If I had some mortal enemy who I seriously wanted to maim or kill, or at least intimidate, and I managed to get access to their vehicle, why the fuck would I over-inflate their tyres? That takes ages and exposes me to more risk than the truck owner, because if the tyre explodes while I'm inflating it it's going to detonate in my face. Surely the fash, having made all the effort to break into the compound and fuck with Penny's truck, would just slash the tyres? Or cut the brake lines? Or put sugar in the gas tank? Or put a potato in the exhaust? Or carve a threat into the paintwork with a key? Or just set fire to the fucking truck? But nope, apparently the Colorado SS just want to pump up your tyres for some goddam reason. Maybe they'll change your oil while they're at it.

 

[mr.moon1488]

They are putting something inside the Lamas...& dogs...& cats... & chickens...but it's not hormones.

I unironically suspect this is going to be a prophetic post about fifty pages from here.

 

[M3xus]

I wondered if the Tranch would earn it's own thread. Excellent write-up, @0 1 , your OPs always deliver.

 

[Horton Hears A Whoreson]

I bet my left kidney it's going to turn into a Waco Siege 2: Electric Zoogaloo.

 

[Spunt]

I unironically suspect this is going to be a prophetic post about fifty pages from here.

Well at least it won't be Kevin's penis because that thing is sitting pickled in a jar as part of some SRS butcher surgeon's trophy collection.

 

[Search]

Oh yea fun fact: To shave an alpaca you should have at least three strong people and ropes.
Alpaca is a type of animal that just won't cooperate so it is a normal procedure to tie them to the ground and hold while one of three people shaves.
While that happens person in the front may receive a constant barrage of acid-filled spit from stressed animal almost for the whole duration of the procedure.

Spoiler: Video reference

 

[Dagobert]

I bet my left kidney it's going to turn into a Waco Siege 2: Electric Zoogaloo.

I feel like this implies the members of the Tranch wouldn't end up turning 41 into a local 100 before the Feds even started shooting.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Why do I get the feeling that they have some kinda Drug den in the basement of the house, or are molesting the animals?

Not making claims, but I feel it in my gut

 

[stupid frog]

One thing that wasn't well covered by the OP, what's the relationship between the tranch members look like? Is there a lot of drama between its members or does the ever-present threat of their own delusions the fascist militia keep things fairly cohesive?

reminder that bonnie apparently used to date kevin according to old twitter bios

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I really really really want to see what would happen if they were put in a situation where they had to provide evidence of the secret alt right ninjas terrorizing them

They'd ramp up the insanity to 12, rip off the knob (not their own knobs, mind you, at least not yet), and divide by zero multiply themselves by 0,41.
I'd say this whole shitshow started when other twatter trannies started asking uncomfortable questions about KevKev e-begging for $100 for a new workboot for his UwU kawaii desu oWo mxtress while constantly tweeting about the awesome $800 Troonsformer and other toys he bought.

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

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I still can't fucking believe they posted this picture in the midst of their alpacas being in "danger" from the "fascists" Penny claims are targeting the animals. Coated in snow, out in the open, their shitty little shed nowhere in sight. And shortly after reporting one of them had died (because of the fash militia, naturally). They were praised on Twitter for this picture for some reason and it's just incredible.

edit: they were sheared right before winter hit for those of you who haven't been in kevkev's thread