The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I love how they blame "over-inflated tires" on "the militias".

So you're telling me these sooper-sneaky militias came out in the dead of night carrying a canister of pressurized air all the way across semi-arid plains to your armed psycho compound just to put too much air in your tires?
Are you sure it was the militias, or are troons just too dumb to know how to properly inflate a tire?

Shit, I bet one of them left the stove on when they went on vacation and blamed it on the "militias".

 

[Cryogonal]

Phillip ("Penny") has a horrifying photo as his Etsy profile picture. (profile archive, photo archive)

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Edit: archive of Etsy shop page where it was linked, for completeness.

Marilyn Manson's, uh, sister?

 

[Gone Ham]

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The Shadow Over Troonsmouth

Uh oh, I wonder if he brought his cat...

 

[mr.moon1488]

I love how they blame "over-inflated tires" on "the militias".

So you're telling me these sooper-sneaky militias came out in the dead of night carrying a canister of pressurized air all the way across semi-arid plains to your armed psycho compound just to put too much air in your tires?
Are you sure it was the militias, or are troons just too dumb to know how to properly inflate a tire?

Shit, I bet one of them left the stove on when they went on vacation and blamed it on the "militias".

They caught me in my dastardly plot. Next time I'll try to hide their dilators.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

After seeing those pictures... All in favor that they perform a tactical airstrike sanctioned by our friends that glow in the dark say aye?

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

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[mr.moon1488]

Trans Ranch the song:

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archive

 

[Just A Butt]

so which thread do i watch for the alpaca autopsy results?

i'm on the edge of my seat here. will it be poison? malnutrition? exposure? surely if it was shot, there would be no reason for autopsy, right?

 

[Revo]

I am still waiting to see images like these from the troon ranch:

Spoiler

 

[Montalbane]

Possible map of the Tranch 25-way civil war.
Not shown sneedclave forces waiting for the casualties to mount before restoring order.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

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Reminds me more of a Junji Ito monster.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Friendly reminder of what alpacas are supposed to look like!

 

[CWCissey]

Do they only have drugs and alpacas on this farm?

As I saw The Stranger, that combination doesn't mix well...

 

[Vince McMahon]

Almost 1000 dollars to these degenerates a month, very sad!
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Could've been much more. 1000 USD for a ranch full of degenerates isn't much.

 

[Enoby Way]

Do they only have drugs and alpacas on this farm?

As I saw The Stranger, that combination doesn't mix well...

Animals on the farm include mostly alpacas, plus a couple of sheep, enough chickens that they sell eggs, possibly a few ducks, and Kevin.

They smoke weed but have never mentioned growing it.

 

[Hackallier]

If I were going to join, I'd do it by identifying as an alpaca

Yes, I support legalizing weed, how could you tell?

 

[AIM Henchman]

LEOs going to need some specialized training for this

 

[Divine right to rule]

Friendly reminder of what alpacas are supposed to look like!
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Alpacas are really quite cute. They are pretty bad as profitable lifestock, but they are actually used in therapy.
They have a very docile and gentle nature and are pretty friendly.
They are often used as therapy animals for children who have undergone heavy trauma.
I hope most of them survive the onslaught when a portal to the warp openes and Kevin ascends to become a Daemon Prince of Slaanesh.

 

[Free Ken Allen]

Trans Ranch the song:

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Is this unironic or is the vocalist just really good at imitating tranny voice

 

[SIGSEGV]

If I were going to join, I'd do it by identifying as an alpaca

You're going to get raped