The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Can't wait for Waco siege.2.0, place your bets people!

Ten bucks says one of them misfires a weapon and the troons shoot each other before the feds get there.

 

[Red Mask]

Pretty sure weed doesn't grow in freezing, barren deserts. Neither does anything else, really. Someone in the other thread found out that the growing season there is only 60 days of the year. I don't grow weed (sorry feds, no joy here) so I don't know how long it takes but I don't know if you'd get even one crop a year in that time. Weed/hemp is native to North Africa, where it's, y'know, warm and sunny. That's why you need hydroponics to grow it anywhere significantly colder and darker, and the troons can barely keep the lights on or stop their chicken eggs turning into popsicles overnight, let alone run a hothouse in the freezing winter.

Meth, or maybe shrooms, on the other hand...

LOL! Meth. Can you imagine these people dealing in meth?

 

[Dagobert]

They could afford it because Paul/Bonnie's mother (the one he keeps shitting on on Twitter and Facebook) signed the mortgage paperwork. Kevin recently revealed that he puts $1000 a month towards the tranch from his inheritance cheques.

The whole thing is a privileged white boy trust fund LARP, which makes the whole thing even funnier.

It's a little disappointing then, that it won't ever go bankrupt properly. Although I could see Kevin ending up being retarded and fucking it up somehow.

I wonder what the Tranch patreons and go-fund-me donors would think though, if they knew it could be supported by Kevin's trust fund and they got grifted so Kevin could buy more dildos or something,

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Acidity depends on the concentration of Hydrogen ions in a solution. I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as an "acidic powder," which means they are 100% making this up.

Solid acid

en.wikipedia.org

Like you can have solids that are acidic (either in water where they remain solid or solid forms of acids). Like if you get the solid form of sulfuric acid its still sulfuric acid and not like potential acid or whatever.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

It's a little disappointing then, that it won't ever go bankrupt properly. Although I could see Kevin ending up being retarded and fucking it up somehow.

I wonder what the Tranch patreons and go-fund-me donors would think though, if they knew it could be supported by Kevin's trust fund and they got grifted so Kevin could buy more dildos or something,

If they are already supporting him, then they wouldn't care anyway, since they obviously don't watch there own money

 

[Spunt]

It's a little disappointing then, that it won't ever go bankrupt properly. Although I could see Kevin ending up being retarded and fucking it up somehow.

I wonder what the Tranch patreons and go-fund-me donors would think though, if they knew it could be supported by Kevin's trust fund and they got grifted so Kevin could buy more dildos or something,

Given Bonnie's less than pleasant treatment of his family, I can see serious issues in the Mendoza family if the Tranch default on the mortgage that's in his mother's name. She may not be willing to bail him out considering how he's publicly called her all sorts of things, let alone that what was supposed to be a sustainable permaculture community is turning into a terrorist training camp for a eunuch cult. I'm not sure what options MomDoza would have if her failson left her in default, but I can't imagine many of them involve the Tranch continuing to operate.

 

[Justanotherguy]

I'll put a 20 down on it being a mass murder/suicide. No survivors. The remains of the ranch will then become the next hot thing for ghost hunter TV shows to make spooky noises in.

$20 bucks on the table for mass suicide, but what's the time frame? I got six months other anon says 6 weeks.

 

[Gone Ham]

LOL! Meth. Can you imagine these people dealing in meth?

Walter White, but he's got a stink hole and is even more mentally unstable

 

[P. Barnes' THOT]

Acidity depends on the concentration of Hydrogen ions in a solution. I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as an "acidic powder," which means they are 100% making this up.

Not to PL or derail, but that’s not true at all. I work in a lab where powdered acids are used regularly. Granted, they’re not powerful enough to warrant using more than nitrile gloves when handling, but you don’t want to get that shit in your eyes.

Regardless, the tranny ranchers are 10000% lying

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

$20 bucks on the table for mass suicide, but what's the time frame? I got six months other anon says 6 weeks.

Split in the middle, do 3 months

 

[Justanotherguy]

LOL! Meth. Can you imagine these people dealing in meth?

Selling meth, no. Using meth, yes. I wouldn't be surprised if these folks were using some kind of stimulant, meth, adderal, etc.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Selling meth, no. Using meth, yes. I wouldn't be surprised if these folks were using some kind of stimulant, meth, adderal, etc.

Wouldn't be shocked at all if all the money from the fundraiser is just for guns, ammo, and drugs, and nothing much more

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

Can't wait for Waco siege.2.0, place your bets people!

ALPACA TROONALOO!

Wouldn't be shocked at all if all the money from the fundraiser is just for guns, ammo, and drugs, and nothing much more

Or dilators.

 

[Hugbox Kommissar]

A compound full of heavily armed, paranoid trannies sounds like a bad roll on a post-apocalyptic random encounters table.

 

[admiral]

Who came up with the name 'Tenacious Unicorn Ranch'? It sounds stupid, and it's a mouthful. Kinda sounds like a bad translation of a yugioh card. Since it's an alpaca-centred operation, you'd think it would make more sense to have 'alpaca' somewhere in the name or branding, although I guess focusing on the trans shit is a way to drum up business from Tranny suckers on twitter and Etsy.

Does anyone know what the actual wool is like? The reviews on Etsy seem positive, but I imagine that anyone buying the wool is probably buying into the trans backstory, and as such would be unlikely to leave negative feedback.

 

[Easterling]

with such a stock pile of munitions im kinda looking forward to a waco 2.0 but this time david wears a dress and cut off his ding dong

 

[Jolyne THICCujoh]

God I'm loving this thread already. It's just the perfect storm of cultists, animal abuse, paranoia and good ol trans shit. It's more than a train crash, it's a full on 3 way plane disaster.

Honestly, though, ofc these people pick one of the "cuter" and "prettier" animals to farm instead of something like cows or horses. Maybe it's because they lack that obvious farm muscles. Noodle armed excuses of farmers...

 

[mr.moon1488]

A compound full of heavily armed, paranoid trannies sounds like a bad roll on a post-apocalyptic random encounters table.

lol WW3 breaks out, and they all panic over the "NAZI super sniper" who's managed to kill 40% of them with nothing but headshots from a suspiciously low angle.

 

[SIGSEGV]

A compound full of heavily armed, paranoid trannies sounds like a bad roll on a post-apocalyptic random encounters table.

I want this to be in Cataclysm: DDA now.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

The most important question in my mind becomes, if this becomes Tranch Davidians 2: Alpaca Troongaloo, what will the FBI project to try and break them?

Waco saw "these boots are made for walking" and the death screams of rabbits over loudspeakers.

Ginger Male Market Failure might be a bit niche for the FBI, perhaps just a nonstop loop of that "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina" audio clip?