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this very immediate showcase of cause and effect may be one of my favorite ranch moments now.
Scary that guns are in the hands of people who can't even make pancakes right.....
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this very immediate showcase of cause and effect may be one of my favorite ranch moments now.
On one hand, it's an enumerated civil right. On the other hand these are clearly mental defectives who should have zero access to weapons in general.Scary that guns are in the hands of people who can't even make pancakes right.....
In my opinion, if Kevin Gibes and Greg Dean had these people's attention and they weren't put off by them or straight up mocking them, then these people were already fucked.If you've been following this thread, you'd remember that Kevin cracked the egg of this dude:
As Greg Dean is someone with quite an audience, this spiraled into countless other crackings. Just by doing a cursory twitter search, I found this:
Searching for the lost rune of Rule #8, virtual archeologists of the future will dig in twitter excavation sites to no avail.Contrary to everyone's beliefs here at k*w*farms, Kevin is one of the most morally upstanding and ethical people on the face of the planet. The guy's list of personal rules is longer than the entire Hammurabi Code.
Don't believe me? Here, let me give you a quick rundown of Lolcow Commandments.
But alas, not even Kevin can sometimes resist the temptation. This gives us mortals hope of absolution because he, too, has transgressed.
Unlike us, though, Kevin is quick to realize his folly. He understands the significance of breaking even one of his iron-clad rules:
But as the times change, so must the long list of Kevin's rules. Days and nights he agonizes over which rule to include and which to amend. It is a thankless job, which he performs without complaining.
As KevinGibethgiveth, he also taketh away. So great is Kevin's love for us that he struck one of his rules from the list.
Unfortunately for us, some of the rules will be forever lost in time. Like tears from amhole.
The likes of Kevin and Greg are the straw that broke the camel's back for people who: are socially awkward and cannot foster real world relationships, are Internet addicted and disconnected from real world activities, and are unhappy and looking to run away from their problems in one way or another. The common theme here is not living in the "real world".
That's because one of his rules is to ensure he hits a minimum TMI quota per day.For someone with a lot of personal "rules" for what he does and doesn't post, Kevin still manages to post the dumbest-sounding and the most TMI stuff every day.
So in other words, they’re fucking coomed??I mean, technically that's sad, but if you're capable of reading Kevvie's endless sewage of twitter output and thinking it's something good and worthy of admiration in any way, shape or form, you're already fucking doomed anyway one way or another.
If you want to tell Joe Biden what a girldick is, be my guest.imagine their shock when they find out most troons don't want SRS at all.
"What? Don't be silly Buster, girls don't have dicks! Uh, I am allowed to say that much, right? Nance? Kamala?If you want to tell Joe Biden what a girldick is, be my guest.
I would pay good money to explain what a girldick is to Joe Biden. I want to see him die inside as I spell out in excruciating detail how he's a transphobe for not wanting to suck off the pre-op tranchers.If you want to tell Joe Biden what a girldick is, be my guest.
Now that reminds me of how Biden employed a troon in his administration."What? Don't be silly Buster, girls don't have dicks! Uh, I am allowed to say that much, right? Nance? Kamala?
They're nodding, see? Now run off, and if I see your face again I'm gonna sniff your hair real much."
They actually did.
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This reminds me of the Littman study about gender dysphoria in girls.If you've been following this thread, you'd remember that Kevin cracked the egg of this dude:
As Greg Dean is someone with quite an audience, this spiraled into countless other crackings. Just by doing a cursory twitter search, I found this:
In all likelihood that actually is the most probable explanation. More precautions to sanitation must be taken when handling food like pork or eggs to avoid salmonella poisoning, and knowing the fine cooking abilities of the tranchers as shown above, you can draw your own conclusions. Also it doesn't help when you work a job that involves handling animal feces on a daily basis.View attachment 1998767
this very immediate showcase of cause and effect may be one of my favorite ranch moments now.
No I actually do not know that album but I tried to get a jackelope and alpacas to look terrifying which is hard because they're always cute.... thus the prolapsed amhole and multiple leaking tits I feel I can do worse...Inspired by the Virginias from The Forest? Sweet (and terrifying) work