Bad Tattoos - No regerts

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hotcheetospuffs said:
The angry batman looks like someone's kid drew it and they got a tattoo of it. Tattooing your child's artwork onto your body is aparently a thing. View attachment 1990439
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At least those hold a special meaning to the canvas so long as it's actually their kid's drawing and not ignorant tattoo or just some random doodle. After all, your kids will live forever in your heart, nevermind how old they grow.
And it calls back to the origin of tattoos as signifiers of status and life experience: "I have kids now, and I have changed forever". It tells a story about the person. They might look at it in the future (if it hasn't faded completely), then look at their grandchildren and realize the beauty of life.

The dude with Bugs Bunny spanking Lola on the other hand was probably looking for a wordless way of telling his neighbors about his sex ofender status, though.
 
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Pocket Dragoon said:
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Love me for who I cum???

Well, this one's been a slow week at Facebook tattoo disasters, nothing particularly special has stabbed my eyes this week, but I do have a few minor highlights....

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.... I've met lads who learned in prison with a machine fashioned out of half an electric toothbrush and a biro, dumb enough lads who at least understood they needed at least SOME drawing experience first!
I can't wait for one of the group's residential pro's to give her some real CC and to watch this bitch kick off. She's got personal lolcow potential dripping out the wazoo, I'll be sure to keep you posted!
 
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Scolopendra Dramatica said:
Next up we have this little ditty...
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I particularly enjoyed the bizarre almost-cubist boobs and celebrating stickman privates.
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You can totally tell it got worked from the bottom up; the inker went too deep & slow on the legs & wingtips, probably the first time they'd scratched on skin. Then spent some time on the tits, essentials first I guess..... But totally gave up when they hit that jawline.
Nothing he could do, without it looking like a demonic Schwarzenegger with tits.
 
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Pocket Dragoon said:
You can totally tell it got worked from the bottom up; the inker went too deep & slow on the legs & wingtips, probably the first time they'd scratched on skin. Then spent some time on the tits, essentials first I guess..... But totally gave up when they hit that jawline.
Nothing he could do, without it looking like a demonic Schwarzenegger with tits.
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That and I'll bet the 'client' started bitching too. It's getting towards the crease of the knee on the head and hair, which is bad enough when a gentle professional carefully puts in each line, but this dude is all thumbs and is putting it in with a hammer and chisel, no one short of a severe spinal injury is gonna be able to sit the duration of that torture....
 
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