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FaXmachine said:
What I find fascinating about Phil is how hes managed to stay this way for years without hitting a wall, maybe his parents babied him ALOT, but how the fuck did he get away with being an arrogant shit in school with other kids, or just life in general? I know he hides in the house to avoid his reality being shattered but how has he avoided up until then?
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Based off of early footage, he was always an arrogant ass, it's just that he still had to deal with people in real life, so he kept his mouth shut.....in-person. I don't believe that he was arrogant to other kids and he was instead that quiet loser who only ever talked shit online. We know that he was the most hated person on the forums for Street Fighter 2 back then (I don't remember the name of the forum). I think that it's obvious that his mom babied him a lot. He has the same retarded schedule that she had with going out to the market every Tuesday and how he was getting his hair cut from his mom even during high school.

But his ego just got bigger with the 4th place ranking at EVO, which he then equated to being #1 in the country as those Japanese Devils don't count. Add in his early youtube success and you get where Phil is now. Now that any interaction he gets is with people online, and he's been like this since he moved to Renton, the only voice he'll listen to his own. Yeah, he'll still bitch out when certain people (who are much bigger and important than he is) catch wind of him, but otherwise there's really nothing to challenge him.

Until something drastic happens which forces him to get a real job, his wall will not shatter. Which is fine by me, as it means that my favorite show will continue going on
 
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Gramh said:
Obviously you aren't serious gamers, knowing how complex the pushing and pulling mechanics of each Fall Guy are and the physics system that DSP has had to meticulously master! Anyone can just jump in and get headshots and whatnot in Fortnite you don't even need to be able to see above the computer desk just have a pulse like a child and you will be on the leaderboards in no time it's almost like a participation trophy. You need to work 12 hours a day like DSP to deserve money for gaming or else you're not even furthering the media like Phil pioneering awesome things like Let's Play and Tips Goals. It's not about the money anyway, he just loves what he does, Ninja only plays videogames because he picked up a controller and they handed him a million dollars and a contract and hundreds of thousands of viewers because everyone knows Twitch only cares about ethots.
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I feel like this is what goes through the average DSP fans head 24 hours a day. Just a fucking loop for king Michael, derich, and Lycifurrysoul
 
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I see it’s twitch payday again, which means banning any mention of it
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Frogga said:
I see it’s twitch payday again, which means banning any mention of it
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This wouldn't be so egregious if he hadn't repeatedly, explicitly said he just had to make it to the 15th this month. He's clearly operating with intent here, as he has, for the last 2 months, now stopped mentioning the Twitch payday about 5 days before it happens. He then bans all mention of it occurring and won't bring it up again until probably the first week of April when it will reappear as a milestone to strive for. It's just so obviously greasy. It wouldn't even be bad if he just acknowledged it and said the money was earmarked for bills, but it's just so clear that he wants to hide that he got paid.

Generic_Detractor2021 said:
"Thanks for the tip though.. That gets us up to $9 in tips. Soooo... After an hour of gameplay. *Deep exaggerated sigh......... Bottle sip. lip smack. lip smack..* Its frustrating, ack ack ack. To say the least"
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I wonder how long it will be before he just slides closer to LTG, and starts flatly telling his stream that the low tips are unacceptable.

Phil says that nobody is talking to him tonight.
He did just take some time to stare at his phone, obscured behind the mic, rather than engaging with stream chat... something really interesting must have been on there.
Someone asked if he was messaging a whale, and he said he was reading his emails. Phil insists that he does not message contributors during the stream.
But reading emails in the middle of a stream is important and urgent, apparently.

EDIT: Phil is spamming match quits to get 'kicked out of the garbage matchmaking'.
Reminder that this does not work - Phil has made this up. It is not some system that you are admitted into at a certain threshold. What he is doing is tanking his skill ranking to get Derich bots. It's abject delusion.

EDIT 2: 'We're at $10 in tips. A measly $10.'
I'm heading into tophat territory on that one. That's obscene greed from this parasitic fuck.

EDIT 3: Chat got pissed and now Phil is being sarcastic, calling them idiots, saying it was a joke.
You can't joke about your money when you are constantly crying poor and begging for help. You have to be a sociopath not to understand this.
 
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Word for word:

I dont message.. I don't message khantributers, or anyone DURING the live streams. If people come and khantribute thats great, if not.. You know, tonight, we're having an incredibly slow stream, which sucks. It looks like we're gonna have an incredibly slow stream tonight. Which su... Every night stream has been like this, for like the last week, and I dont know why. The day streams seem fine, the night streams have all been incredibly slow for support. And I dont know whats going on. People seem to like the stuff, every time I ask, do yall love the game, do yall not wanna see me play anymore? No its fine.. So I dont know
 
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CCheelai said:
Woah when was this?? Phil hasn't done a DSP Tries It that exposes his gouty stomach in ages.
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Hadidecount1990 said:
@Cistern Rumbler might be able to tell you exactly as he shared this 2 weeks ago, but though Phil doesn't do DSP Tries It, on some of his vest goals and recent Ask the King segments, he'll do a mini DSP Tries it where he eats something from like Wendy's and from there, we get to see this. Also when he's been DMCA'd, we got to see his body when he did his reeemergency streams
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That image is from a Feb 2015 'DSP Tries It.'

So yeah pretty old at this point, but there are plenty of recent shots where DSP's tits are almost in his armpits.
 
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EDIT 2: 'We're at $10 in tips. A measly $10.'
I'm heading into tophat territory on that one. That's obscene greed from this parasitic fuck.

EDIT 3: Chat got pissed and now Phil is being sarcastic, calling them idiots, saying it was a joke.
You can't joke about your money when you are constantly crying poor and begging for help. You have to be a sociopath not to understand this.
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Hey Phil, just in case your gin-induced hangover depression ever forces you to bear a shred of self-awareness and makes you ask yourself "Why are my streams carried by 5 people? How come people don't just donate?"...
It's because of bold-faced insults towards non-$50+ donations like that. Maybe cut down the entitlement a bit? I don't know, I don't have a business degree
 
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