The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Jewthulhu]

So, how much of the $100,000 will go towards improving the living condition of the animals?

They'll all be getting new stink ditches.

Oh, the alpacas. They might get some hay or something idk.

 

[afternoon_tea]

I'm not sure if this appeared in the thread from which this spun off, but the "non-compliant" most likely refers to the fact their LLC hasn't filed one or more years of required paperwork -- paperwork which can be easily filed online in most if not all states.

In my state, every LLC has to file an annual statement that either updates the contact information or checks a box to say there are no changes since the last report. Any LLC that doesn't file these reports for three years can be downgraded to being "Not in good standing" or even administratively dissolved.


NGL. Boy George during his time with Culture Club looks more feminine than that does.


These are also the people that either see "trans" and blindly support their "cause" or have been brainwashed to question nothing and blindly donate to any sob story. Those that have also followed the TransLifeLife saga have observed the same thing happen there.


It seems like many people today have no idea that pressue is directly proportional to temperature. A sudden winter change in temperature can easily drop tire pressure a few PSI even if there's no leak or issue with the tires. That's why it's recommended people check their tire pressure monthly; season temperature changes can easily put tire pressure outside its acceptable range.


Not to mention the practicality. Someone determined to commit an act of stealthy sabotage would not use a noisy air compressor to purposely overinflate tires nor would they risk being caught in the long time it would take to do so with a (mostly) noiseless hand pump. This has to be some combination of conspiracy theories run amok combined with chemical haze from hormone therapy.


Citric acid powder as a threat is laughable . From what little I've read about it, it's weak enough to be used as a cleaning solution for humidifiers when mixed with water.

Then again, most of these lolcow-run places such as the Tranch are notorious for their dirty and unsanitary conditions. So, cleanliness could be a threat to their way of life.

Citric acid also used in dying yarn with acid dyes. Maybe a helpful samaritan was just sending them supplies to help them improve their terrible yarn game.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Re: the identity of the enemy
The alleged ringleader of the fascist nazi militia tranny deathsquad is a gentleman by the name of George Gramlich, editor of the Sangre de Cristo Sentinel, a local newsletter.
The town of Westcliffe held a 4th of July parade in 2020. Gramlich and his associates attended the parade with guns, Orange Man regalia, etc. The tranchers were not pleased:




That last one is most ironic.

On January 15, 2021 the Tranch was featured in an article in High County News, the local newspaper. In the article, they talked shit about the parade, the local fascist nazi bigots, and the Sentinel, and explained what they did to strike back at the paraders:

So, we came back and started antifa accounts on Instagram. We called them out on being Nazis by tweeting about them, then on Facebook.

On January 21, 2021 George Gramlich republished the article along with his response in the Sentinel. The response was most unkind, and led to the genocide of an estimated 6 gorillion trannies.

The barely veiled threats that they will respond with deadly force if harassed is classic left-wing xenophobia and standard persecution complex behavior . . . Who are the intolerant ones? Who is doing the hating? They use the classic progressive vehicle, ‘accuse your opponents with doing exactly what you are doing’ to attack us.
Are we pointing rifles at our neighbors on the road by our ranch? Are we hallucinating about “militias”, nazis and fascists patrolling around our land? Are we calling our neighbors we don’t even know horrible names?

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One of the tranchers, or one of their simp/chaser mercenaries, tweeted out recently that George Gramlich was the mastermind behind the recent events, but I can't find it at the moment.

 

[Bogliacci]

This is the nightmare of libtards fleeing the shitholes they created for peaceful areas that are cheap and quiet. Libtards moving in and causing problems for literally no reason other than their sociopathy (and to grift other libtards on twitter)

 

[Red Mask]

Yet 7000 dollars can't be given to a women's shelter without getting taken down. Yes, I'm still upset.

Yikes. Can’t say I blame you. Think they’d donate to a woman’s shelter?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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The bacon looks half-undercooked and those eggs, potatoes (or whatever those things are) and pancakes are way overcooked.

 

[Banditotron]

Yikes. Can’t say I blame you. Think they’d donate to a woman’s shelter?

Check out the superstraight thread for more info. There was a fundraiser for a the oldest women's shelter in Canada and it got taken down because it was "transphobic" even thought it raised $7000 dollars.

 

[Return The Slab]

They're going to end up shooting some local and leaving them in a ditch...a stink ditch...if you will.

 

[Just_A_guy]

Can't wait for tranny waco, also has anyone bothered to do a FOIA request about penny?

 

[Tony Soprano]

They're going to end up shooting some local and leaving them in a ditch...a stink ditch...if you will.

If they have pigs they can literally start killing people they hate and just having the pigs just eat the remains. Thankfully they're dumb enough to not know that.

 

[Red Mask]

Check out the superstraight thread for more info. There was a fundraiser for a the oldest women's shelter in Canada and it got taken down because it was "transphobic" even thought it raised $7000 dollars.

That thread is like 60 pages long. BUT, I did manage to find it around 18 pages. Yay me.

 

[Blasterisk]

If they have pigs they can literally start killing people they hate and just having the pigs just eat the remains. Thankfully they're dumb enough to not know that.

Better plant some trees and wait a decade or two with neighboring houses that close though.

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

They're going to end up shooting some local and leaving them in a ditch...a stink ditch...if you will.

Bold of you to assume they even know how to use a gun beyond "accidently" doing a 4-1

 

[stets]

They probably choose alpacas as you can (or at least you could) pick them up for cheap from other idiots that fell for the meme that's alpaca farming.

There’s absolutely no market for alpacas or a]paca products. The whole thing was a classic speculative bubble. They had no intrinsic value since their wool is worthless compared to the cost of raising the animals and we don’t eat alpaca meat. People were raising alpacas because there was a sucker willing to buy them in order to to sell to another idiot and on and on. It was never a feasible business.

And that bubble popped not weeks or months or even years ago - it’s been popped for well over a decade. The only reason to raise them now /is because they’re cute and you can get a property tax break by throwing some animals on your property and calling it a farm.

The alpacas are really just a loss leader for the tranch. It’s a part of the grift, so that marks can look at a picture of brave trans people raising key-ute alpacas and pull out their credit cards and donate. Tranch knows they’ll never make a dime directly off of them, which is why (along with incompetence) they don’t take care of them and treat them inhumanely.

The town of Westcliffe held a 4th of July parade in 2020. Gramlich and his associates attended the parade with guns, Orange Man regalia, etc. The tranchers were not pleased:

It’s rural colorado - what did they expect? Colorado is a blue state, but primarily because of Denver. The rest of the state close to as red as it gets. I’m really not sure why they’re surprised to see a hardcore Trump supporter in a county that went 70% for Trump.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

George Gramilch = Michael Snider

Not literally but like Snider he became an arch enemy of deranged idiots because he had enough of their bad behaviour.

I wouldn't be surprised if he gets run over by the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch truck.

 

[Bogliacci]

There’s absolutely no market for alpacas or a]paca products. The whole thing was a classic speculative bubble. They had no intrinsic value since their wool is worthless compared to the cost of raising the animals and we don’t eat alpaca meat. People were raising alpacas because there was a sucker willing to buy them in order to to sell to another idiot and on and on. It was never a feasible business.

And that bubble popped not weeks or months or even years ago - it’s been popped for well over a decade. The only reason to raise them now /is because they’re cute and you can get a property tax break by throwing some animals on your property and calling it a farm.

The alpacas are really just a loss leader for the tranch. It’s a part of the grift, so that marks can look at a picture of brave trans people raising key-ute alpacas and pull out their credit cards and donate. Tranch knows they’ll never make a dime directly off of them, which is why (along with incompetence) they don’t take care of them and treat them inhumanely.

It’s rural colorado - what did they expect? Colorado is a blue state, but primarily because of Denver. The rest of the state close to as red as it gets. I’m really not sure why they’re surprised to see a hardcore Trump supporter in a county that went 70% for Trump.

Pretty funny that the idiots giving them thousands of dollars dont stop to think why this ranch is seemingly constantly in need of money, even without taking into account the autistic toy and gun purchasing. Farms are a hard business to run, and 99% dont have the luxury of getting on twitter and e-begging. A ranch this small with this many head of herd, you'd expect them to have had years building it up as their experience grows.

 

[Merry]

After reading about a dozen very valid scientific and real world experience critiques of the tranch infrastructure in this thread I can conclude without a shred of doubt or irony that a bunch of autistic Kiwis with half the investment could pull off a better (and more profitable) ranch commune that the Troons ever could

 

[benis154262]

18 NAKED COWGIRLS IN THE SHOWERS AT TRANS RANCH
BIG, HARD, THROBBING COCKS WANTING TO BE SUCKED
18 NAKED COWGIRLS WANTING TO BE FUCKED
COWGIRLS IN THE SHOWERS AT TRANS RANCH
ON THEIR KNEES WANTING TO SUCK COWGIRL COCKS
RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS
HECKIN' CUTE AND VALID COWGIRLS, THEIR COCKS THROBBING HARD
18 MORE WILD COWGIRLS OUT IN THE YARD
BIG, BULGING COCKS EVER SO HARD
ORGY IN THE SHOWERS AT TRANS RANCH
BIG, HARD, THROBBING COCKS RAMMING COWGIRL BUTT
LIKE A BREED OF RAM WANTING TO RUT
BIG, HARD, THROBBING COCKS GETTING SUCKED REAL DEEP
COWGIRLS EVEN GETTING FUCKED IN THEIR SLEEP
TRANS RANCH ... IT ROCKS
COWGIRLS LOVE BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS

 

[DavidFerrie]

Entertaining -- and appalling -- thread.

I'm surprised nobody has yet mentioned the parallels these loonies have with Rainbow Farm. Briefly summarized: RF was a Michigan stoner retreat run by two partnered gay redneck survivalists (!) The place was a haven for marijuana smokers and neo-hippie festivals until they started openly thumbing their noses at the drug laws, and found themselves besieged by State and Federal agents. After the two partners started burning down buildings on the land, the LEOs shot them to death.

It would have been a bigger story, but 9/11, which happened just a few days later, blew the incident out of the news. There's a good book that tells the whole story.

 

[Cuscuta]

"I'm not sure how they fit on humans with soft skin"

What the fuck? Is it just me, or does this come across like some reptilian-alien trying to communicate with/pass as human? That's just downright weird/creepy phrasing. Then again, I'm not sure what I expected from people who melt down aluminum cans into shitty knives that look like a psycho killer made them.