DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fill Bern El]

I can't wait to see what gimmick he proposes for the night streams since he actually is struggling to hit the tips goal at night now.

"uhh guYs, haha at night *snort* if we hit the tips goal I'LL PUT ON DOUBLE VEST AUTOMATICALLY"

 

[Frogga]

I can't wait to see what gimmick he proposes for the night streams since he actually is struggling to hit the tips goal at night now.

"uhh guYs, haha at night *snort* if we hit the tips goal I'LL PUT ON DOUBLE VEST AUTOMATICALLY"

I think someone last night suggested he should do a weekly viewers choice night for one of the night streams, an actually decent idea, but Phil wouldn’t be able to rig the poll so it’ll never happen.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

why the fuck is the DSP thread popping off so goddamn hard. you fags went from bullying a fat autistic faggot with fetal incontinence to bullying a fat middle aged man known for his accidental voyeurism. dont you tards have anything better to do? go outside and let phil learn to crouch jump in peace. he probably has mid-life crisis shit to do. preferably, lets get back to bullying people who CANT control their autism outbursts instead.

Get lost faggot, no one cares for your cucked whiteknightery.

 

[tzgnilki]

I think someone last night suggested he should do a weekly viewers choice night for one of the night streams, an actually decent idea, but Phil wouldn’t be able to rig the poll so it’ll never happen.

he needs a high tier channel points reward to balance out the begging

reset everyones points and make the redeem like a million, and he has to play a shitty shovelware game from the ps store, there's plenty of them

spice up the schedule a bit, but then he'd prob cry about a derich who was looking forward to a genshin impact stream

 

[SirChipDouglas]

"Ugh noooooo you MAHRAHN! It's my depression, okay?"

*Snoooooort*

"There's still this back here (pointing to the fat pig neck), on my back and on my shoulder, and it's telling me......."

"It's WWE Champion tiiiiiiiiiime"

This is one thing ill never understand with Phil...Does he think when people say the phrase "in the back of my mind" they literally mean physically in the back? LOL whats with his obsession always pointing to the literal back of his head and neck? As if THATS where the depression actually is? He cannot be this dumb right?

I absolutely adore that the usual pigroach act of being a know-it-all cunt is coming out in full force while he is utterly fucking clueless on how a whisk is actually meant to be used. The whisk clip is legendary to me because it's a quintessential summary of Phil: Talks like he's an expert about everything, yet proves he doesn't know shit about anything.

Yep this one and the Cup of noodles with a Spoon are basically at legendary status in the Phil-verse. Perfect epitaph For PP Burnell - "He was too stupid to figure out how to use a whisk or figure out how to eat a fucking cup of noodles, May he Beg in Hell".

 

[CCheelai]

Honestly I think the best thing about Tevin being a twitch partner is now people can freely post his face and emotes in phil's chat, and he can't ban them for it.

You say this, but when I was posting as Philsfather the other day and posting Tevin emotes I got instantly banned by either Cuckmouse or Darksy Defil. Still haven't gotten unbanned for that.

 

[FaXmachine]

You say this, but when I was posting as Philsfather the other day and posting Tevin emotes I got instantly banned by either Cuckmouse or Darksy Defil. Still haven't gotten unbanned for that.

You likely wouldn't of been banned by Mouse. Swaggins bans Tevin emotes on sight though, I'm not sure if Phil even knows what his emotes look like. If you get a random ban or anything its almost, always Swaggins..... I can't say the shit I got banned for before since they'll know its me but I will say it was less than a emote.

 

[draculapenis]

We need to keep a running tally of how many times DSP has said something to the effect of "I'm putting my foot down/you are done/I'm not joking anymore/I'm not putting up with it anymore". It makes me laugh every time because he quickly realizes how his streams sometimes imitate life, where his dick is limp and ineffective.

 

[hell is other robots]

What ever happened with Phil and StreamLabs?

 

[wahkando]

What ever happened with Phil and StreamLabs?

They ghosted him, banned him mid stream and never bothered to respond according to Phil.

But since he's a pathological liar, they might have just sent him a message explaining his excessive charge backs made him a liability and that they were banning him. But that would mean the trolls could get him banned by just doing a charge back ops, so of course he'd pretend like he had no idea why he was banned.

 

[Piece of Peace]

You likely wouldn't of been banned by Mouse. Swaggins bans Tevin emotes on sight though, I'm not sure if Phil even knows what his emotes look like. If you get a random ban or anything its almost, always Swaggins..... I can't say the shit I got banned for before since they'll know its me but I will say it was less than a emote.

Swagginz is such a pathetic faggot holy shit. Like, dude's favorite game gets shit on by a fat loser and he gets blacklisted after talking back, then like a week later offers cash prizes and sexual favors to get back in said fat fuck's good graces.

And for what? To moderate the most toxic, boring as fucking hell stream on Twitch -- without pay or gratitude. Idolizing a person (or barely a person) who's entire psyche is an amalgamation of the absolute worst qualities that humanity has to offer. Not to mention the non-stop disgusting animal noises right into your ear every 30 seconds.

I know actual meth addicts with more pride and dignity than this retarded cuck.

 

[HerrKlicks]

I think the late streams are on the way to ban world. He hates streaming as is and if you take the one thing out of the equation that makes it fun for him (Money!)?
Pig probably feels like after a 12hr shift in the steel works when done with night stream, he's miserable thru and thru.

Will he do the sensible thing and move his stream time around altogether? No. He probably will tag another hour onto what is now the first stream, along with an extra water/per break.

 

[tzgnilki]

They ghosted him, banned him mid stream and never bothered to respond according to Phil.

But since he's a pathological liar, they might have just sent him a message explaining his excessive charge backs made him a liability and that they were banning him. But that would mean the trolls could get him banned by just doing a charge back ops, so of course he'd pretend like he had no idea why he was banned.

he tried to debunk the "chargeback ban theory"

he said " streamlabs have nothing to do with the chargebacks! it's paypal! ..streamlabs are only involved when it's a chargeback from express checkout/anonymous tips! "

well guess who had months of express check-out tips being charged back, and he did absoloutely nothing to prevent it, he just tried to fight them, he started the immediate refunds when he realised he couldn't win them, and was being charged fees whenever he lost a chargeback

even LSB said there is an option to outright disable express check-out donos, I remember dave saying it's broken and doesn't work, but I think trolls were still doing express check-out tips through paypal itself and not streamlabs, but he didn't disable streamlabs anonymous check-out tips

even now he still accepts anonymous check-out tips from trusted paypigs

and dave constantly being in the red for streamlabs chargebacks, I can see how that eventually becomes a TOS issue, I got autistic one day and posted about it here, so won't go too in depth about it

that's why they banned you phil, thanks for answering the question for us

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

even LSB said there is an option to outright disable express check-out donos, I remember dave saying it's broken and doesn't work, but I think trolls were still doing express check-out tips through paypal itself and not streamlabs, but he didn't disable streamlabs anonymous check-out tips

My personal Theo theory as to why he claimed disabling express checkout and other protections that Paypal and Streamlabs have "didn't work" is greed. From what I remember one of his cash slaves uses anonymous checkout tips, I think it's either Cuckileez or Cuxx_Raxxor. Dave like the narcissist he is had to lie to protect his family in order to shift the blame in case he gets chargebacks. It's not his own fault that he's so greedy, it's those nudniks at Paypal! Their express checkout ban doesn't work!

 

[hell is other robots]

They ghosted him, banned him mid stream and never bothered to respond according to Phil.

But since he's a pathological liar, they might have just sent him a message explaining his excessive charge backs made him a liability and that they were banning him. But that would mean the trolls could get him banned by just doing a charge back ops, so of course he'd pretend like he had no idea why he was banned.

he tried to debunk the "chargeback ban theory"

he said " streamlabs have nothing to do with the chargebacks! it's paypal! ..streamlabs are only involved when it's a chargeback from express checkout/anonymous tips! "

well guess who had months of express check-out tips being charged back, and he did absoloutely nothing to prevent it, he just tried to fight them, he started the immediate refunds when he realised he couldn't win them, and was being charged fees whenever he lost a chargeback

even LSB said there is an option to outright disable express check-out donos, I remember dave saying it's broken and doesn't work, but I think trolls were still doing express check-out tips through paypal itself and not streamlabs, but he didn't disable streamlabs anonymous check-out tips

eve now he still accepts anonymous check-out tips from trusted paypigs

and dave constantly being in the red for streamlabs chargebacks, I can see how that eventually becomes a TOS issue, I got autistic one day and posted about it here, so won't go too in depth about it

that's why they banned you phil, thanks for answering the question for us

Thanks to both of you.

I wonder if Phil's learned his lesson now that he's switched to StreamElements? I also wonder if the chargeback saga could end in a Paypal ban?

 

[YouLookDivorced]

I love that DSP still refuses to set aside any of his income for his federal taxes after everything he's went through because the gacha pulls are too addicting.

40 years old. No retirement, 401k, stock portfolio, he didn't even know the definition of a rainy day fund. He thought it was money one sets aside for a literal rainy day. No words...

My favorite is when he's playing Street Fighter and he accuses specific players of having magical special lag that somehow gives them an advantage they're aware of and can exploit. The man is certifiably insane.

He also started abandoning lobbies when Gojitenks is on the scene.

To Phil's credit, he won one match against Goji (Chun Li vs E. Honda, Philbert using the latter). Though he's lost the other 112.

'Lag tactics", he calls it. I've been playing the SF series since 1992. This is not a thing. Though it's rich coming from 2005 Evo "can't even get the bronze medal" PigRoach. I think he also got four TDs at Polk HS .

 

[Need Help With Tips]

It's insane to me that someone could play online fighting games for almost as long, if not as long as he's been playing offline fighting games and still complain about online and online lag tactics. Not to mention that Phil hasn't even played a fighting game offline in something like 8+ years.

 

[tomstone]

 

[arrivefriday]

This is one thing ill never understand with Phil...Does he think when people say the phrase "in the back of my mind" they literally mean physically in the back? LOL whats with his obsession always pointing to the literal back of his head and neck? As if THATS where the depression actually is? He cannot be this dumb right?

I'm sorry for this, but you're about to be exposed to a whole new level of autism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E82ULIRMhvA

 

[PieceofShet]

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I think its time to introduce the birthday month. If he can celebrate xmas and halloween all month, i see no problem with it. You hear me you idiot? Do it.