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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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Leaked image of the racist neo-fascist alt-right group harassing the ranch. They reportedly call themselves the Anti-Tranch-Front.
 
Real men women wear their plates without the Kevlar inserts or a level III vest underneath.

Only pussies are afraid of ceramic fragments getting embedded in their flesh while the kinetic energy of the strike transfers directly into their skeleton and organs.
Imagine buying ceramic plates not already wrapped in protective materials so you don't need a backer.
 
The worst part of the right losing the culture war is we get this instead of proper trap harems. What a shame.
Youre implying that alpacas arent apart of the harem, theyre just the right height no bucket required (JTRHNBR)

a really hope this thread doesnt turn into another animal cruelty sperging thread, thats when a thread becomes truly unreadable and really gets filled with retarded morality posting.
 
This thread needs to know more about Josie/Jarrod Hunter Stanley:

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Josie Stanley (Powerword Jarrod Hunter Stanley) is the third member of Penny and Kev's BDSM poly throuple. Deets and dox from @Meiwaku (who deserves credit for digging up most of the information in this post) here, more from @Lubby Smith here. We saw almost nothing from him for the first year of the Kev thread other than his tweets from the @josiebean account, turns out that he wasn't "out" to his parents until early this year, hence his low profile, but since then he has been making up for lost time. Buckle up, Kiwis, because Josie is fucking insane. Credit to Meiwaku, Lubby Smith and @Law for the below:

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Like all Troons, he angrily blames everyone but himself for his problems, though in his case it's almost to a comedic degree.

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Note that in the above post he He also admits to being severely mentally ill, which is interesting given that he is armed 24/7:

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How did his "coming out" go? Not well. He possibly has the worst relationship with his family out of any of the Tranchers, and bear in mind Bonnie's dad is a convicted pedo:

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Looks like his family sees right through his bullshit.

Like Penis, he's ex-military and severely mentally ill. He is from a military family and his father, of course, is rich like all the rest and owns a 100-acre property in Texas. His mother works in intel, which has fuelled the family drama somewhat:

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Frankly, my money's on this guy to snap first. Penis may be delusional, but Jarrod seems highly unstable and antisocial, and hopped up on paranoid extremist politics 24/7. Place your bets, people!
He says he's "queer" but what does he mean? Is he gay or trans or what? Queer is such a stupid term. Seeing a mime at the grocery store would be queer. Sucking a dick is just gay.
 
This thread needs to know more about Josie/Jarrod Hunter Stanley:

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(Apologies if there are problems with the images here, I'm having big issues with attachments for some reason, I think xenforo is saving image files as webp but using a .jpg extension so they can't be re-uploaded. Some of these I've had to take screenshots to be able to upload because direct linking to the files on the other thread doesn't embed the images properly).

Josie Stanley (Powerword Jarrod Hunter Stanley) is the third member of Penny and Kev's BDSM poly throuple. Deets and dox from @Meiwaku (who deserves credit for digging up most of the information in this post) here, more from @Lubby Smith here. We saw almost nothing from him for the first year of the Kev thread other than his tweets from the @josiebean account, turns out that he wasn't "out" to his parents until early this year, hence his low profile, but since then he has been making up for lost time. Buckle up, Kiwis, because Josie is fucking insane. Credit to Meiwaku, Lubby Smith and @Law for the below:

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Like all Troons, he angrily blames everyone but himself for his problems, though in his case it's almost to a comedic degree.

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Note that in the above post he He also admits to being severely mentally ill, which is interesting given that he is armed 24/7:

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How did his "coming out" go? Not well. He possibly has the worst relationship with his family out of any of the Tranchers, and bear in mind Bonnie's dad is a convicted pedo:

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Looks like his family sees right through his bullshit.

Like Penis, he's ex-military and severely mentally ill. He is from a military family and his father, of course, is rich like all the rest and owns a 100-acre property in Texas. His mother works in intel, which has fuelled the family drama somewhat:

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Frankly, my money's on this guy to snap first. Penis may be delusional, but Jarrod seems highly unstable and antisocial, and hopped up on paranoid extremist politics 24/7. Place your bets, people!
>Frankly, my money's on this guy to snap first. Penis may be delusional, but Jarrod seems highly unstable and antisocial, and hopped up on paranoid extremist politics 24/7. Place your bets, people!
I have to agree on that one. He's so paranoid he seems to even think his own family is out to get him. Him being around other paranoid troons is likely to kick it into overdrive.
 
If I saw it right they're using those shitty plates and cheap carriers without any soft body armour or other padding. They're practically asking for broken ribs or internal bleeding if they're serious about combat - which I don't think they are.
Expecting them to understand the use of body armor is a bit rainbowish. They don't understand that it's just there to stop you from dying. Getting shot will still hurt like a bitch and they don't strike me as having a high pain tolerance
 
Queer (in that context) was once a bad word meaning gay.
Then gays "took it back" to use among ourselves a little bit.

But in post-modern critical theory anyone who wants to be edgy can identify as queer, including people who are behaviorally cis-heterosexual. A little before the word "incel" became current, incels on campus would identify as queer to get some SJW pussy.
 
I'm sorta familiar with the Dana Rivers case, I was thinking of that when I said "nobody gives a fuck about the lesbians". The Angela Dawson thread is... illuminating. I realize violent trannies are honestly a dime a dozen and media/the public tend to sheepishly look the other way on this stuff. And no offense but terrible tranny behavior out of Canada no longer counts lol they are truly cucked by girldick and will never punish one for anything.

My post before though was specifically me postulating on the fallout of some shade of active shooter situation in the USA starring a male troon. One that garners a lot of attention in real time, makes headlines, and has people asking "who would do such a thiiiiing!?". It feels like it would take something that dire to get anybody to so much as glance at the reality of the trans narrative. There already was This female to male school shooter in Colorado who's going to jail for life and fucking nobody says a God damn thing about it. Also, everything refers to her with male pronouns which is just fucking gay. At least they sent this one away for life, but it seems like there's tons of repeat offenders just wandering around. I dont even know what's going on with Dana Rivers currently as REALLY nobody talks about that.

TLDR if the Tranch organizes themselves into a rainbow militia to take out the ebul conservatives, probably no one will hear about it except us. Twitter will act like it's an eMpOwErEd GuRlGaNg beating up rednecks!! Yass kweens!!
Wonder if that FtM school shooter is going to be put into the men's prison? LOL, of course not. And I bet we won't see even one activist protesting it or saying it is troonphobia to make a young girl who identifies as a boy go to the women's prison.
>Frankly, my money's on this guy to snap first. Penis may be delusional, but Jarrod seems highly unstable and antisocial, and hopped up on paranoid extremist politics 24/7. Place your bets, people!
I have to agree on that one. He's so paranoid he seems to even think his own family is out to get him. Him being around other paranoid troons is likely to kick it into overdrive.
I think the most likely trigger will be that this guy will eventually butt heads with someone at the tranch. When they ask him to leave, he will lose his shit. He'll see Penny and the other troons as his real enemy and that's when shit will get cray cray. The biggest mistake they've made is allowing this guy to have anything to do with the tranch. Penny is going to regret it, if he hasn't already.
 
With that rapid escalation of paranoia and armament, I had a thought.
Most social circles, friendgroups and even internet communities have one or several "voices of reason", who somehow manage to keep the more spontanious, volatile or extreme members grounded or in check when they have a spergout.
Not so the Tranchers and ALL their orbiters, who are probably in the hundreds total.
They all support them in their increasing madness.
"You are LITERALLY targeted by fascist militas? Me too! Let me send you bodyarmor. Bash the fash!"
"Wow, those conservatives are scum! I will join you gurls on guard duty with my rocket launcher!"

It really shows that the online tranny community is overall very extremist and militant.
And full of legit insane people. Not really a shock there.
 
On January 21, 2021 George Gramlich republished the article along with his response in the Sentinel. The response was most unkind, and led to the genocide of an estimated 6 gorillion trannies.

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One of the tranchers, or one of their simp/chaser mercenaries, tweeted out recently that George Gramlich was the mastermind behind the recent events, but I can't find it at the moment.
Gramlich’s response was very smart given the situation. But if the townspeople really had been bigoted and xenophobic, making it clear (non-physically and legally of course) to Tran Ranch they weren’t welcome, this shitshow might’ve been avoided in the long run. The troons are weak and lazy people; they would’ve likely whined, given up on the farm, and left.

The townspeople, apart from being good-natured, probably treated the tranchers nicely because they didn’t want negative attention/to get cancelled. It didn’t work, since they ended up being called Nazis anyway (bad press which will continue as this shitshow goes on and the media inevitably takes the trannies’ side). The golden rule isn’t relevant to trannies, they’re malevolent outsiders you should make every attempt to avoid letting in. In the long run, the cost of excluding them is less than the cost of letting them in.

Whatever happens, it’s past the point where you can just thoughts-and-prayers your way out of it like Gramlich seems to think. The problem with middle America isn’t that it’s backwards and bigoted - it’s that the people are too tolerant and welcoming towards malevolent outsiders, which won’t do very well against the cultural onslaught coming their way.
 
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With that rapid escalation of paranoia and armament, I had a thought.
Most social circles, friendgroups and even internet communities have one or several "voices of reason", who somehow manage to keep the more spontanious, volatile or extreme members grounded or in check when they have a spergout.
Not so the Tranchers and ALL their orbiters, who are probably in the hundreds total.
They all support them in their increasing madness.
"You are LITERALLY targeted by fascist militas? Me too! Let me send you bodyarmor. Bash the fash!"
"Wow, those conservatives are scum! I will join you gurls on guard duty with my rocket launcher!"

It really shows that the online tranny community is overall very extremist and militant.
And full of legit insane people. Not really a shock there.
Imagine my shock at realizing Kevin is the most normal one at the tranch. No wonder he spends all day grooming people online, if he leaves his bedroom he might run afoul of his militant psycho roommates. And he pays their bills for the privilege. :story:
 
They seem to depend a lot on online interaction to keep their operation going.

Do you think they actually believe what they are saying or is it just to drum up sympathy money?

Also, how are they accessing the Internet? If it's via cell tower it seems like a couple of RF jammers in the 3G/4G ranges would bring this venture to a close within a few days or weeks.
 
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Expecting them to understand the use of body armor is a bit rainbowish. They don't understand that it's just there to stop you from dying. Getting shot will still hurt like a bitch and they don't strike me as having a high pain tolerance

It's actually a good thing that they have body armor because this will amp up the severity of the inevitable government response when they start firing off shots at anyone who happens to stray a little too close to their property. When someone has body armor and lots of rifles, the government is more inclined to come in hard and fast because they've signaled their desire to get into a prolonged firefight. When the order comes down to move in, the SWAT team is gonna be like "When the power drops, go in, and go in, and go in, and go in like the US Marshal and his three daughters and we lose the vaccine. Get pills against my orders! Get moving!" It's not going to be pretty.
 
The true victims in this stink ditch biohazard community are the alpacas. They should be thriving but instead they're being taken care of by a bunch of mentally ill trannies that can barely care for themselves. Hopefully those poor creatures will go to a better place, when La Zorra 2.0 goes dick and balls up.
 
It's a toxic mix of mentally unstable people coupled with a persecution delusion and a group culture that encourages and celebrates an extremist response to that persecution delusion.
It's weird with people like this. Normal people, when facing adversity, usually go one of two ways:
  • take their losses and walk away
  • knuckle under and try to persevere
Lazy, entitled people with persecution complexes, on the other hand, seem to have one tactic—fall to the ground and bitch and moan and whine and complain about how unfair everything is and could you please give me some gibs to make everything better.

I don't understand how professional victims still succeed in today's world.
 
It's weird with people like this. Normal people, when facing adversity, usually go one of two ways:
  • take their losses and walk away
  • knuckle under and try to persevere
Lazy, entitled people with persecution complexes, on the other hand, seem to have one tactic—fall to the ground and bitch and moan and whine and complain about how unfair everything is and could you please give me some gibs to make everything better.

I don't understand how professional victims still succeed in today's world.
By failing upwards
 
It's weird with people like this. Normal people, when facing adversity, usually go one of two ways:
  • take their losses and walk away
  • knuckle under and try to persevere
Lazy, entitled people with persecution complexes, on the other hand, seem to have one tactic—fall to the ground and bitch and moan and whine and complain about how unfair everything is and could you please give me some gibs to make everything better.

I don't understand how professional victims still succeed in today's world.

Failure just enhances their persecution delusion. They didn't fail because they were completely incompetent and unequipped to complete their task, they failed because the evil Nazis are out to get them. Then they beg for donations, which further reinforces the belief that they're justified. There's always some virtue signaler out there who is willing to part with some cash.

The only question is how long they can keep it going before total collapse. There comes a point when even the handouts won't help.
 
Wonder if that FtM school shooter is going to be put into the men's prison? LOL, of course not. And I bet we won't see even one activist protesting it or saying it is troonphobia to make a young girl who identifies as a boy go to the women's prison.
Actually, I would. If Alec identifies as a man, then Alec belongs in a men’s prison. Simple. Get raped? Guess what? Cis men get raped in prison too.

It's weird with people like this. Normal people, when facing adversity, usually go one of two ways:
  • take their losses and walk away
  • knuckle under and try to persevere
Lazy, entitled people with persecution complexes, on the other hand, seem to have one tactic—fall to the ground and bitch and moan and whine and complain about how unfair everything is and could you please give me some gibs to make everything better.

I don't understand how professional victims still succeed in today's world.
A lot of those professional victims are quite the con artists and pretty good at manipulating others, especially those who don’t know any better.

As for Jared, well, given how he feels about his family, then he should do everyone a favor and cut off all contact entirely. That is, if he hasn’t done so already.
 
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