DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[But I Digress]

if i hear the word "Wings" in this thread one more fucking time i might just blow my brains out

Wings.

 

[bat]

Well you see, Wings is redeemable somewhere in all that fat and stupid and I have to think that trolls getting to him is just the result of being trapped in a shitty situation of your own making and in just about any profession if someone had to deal with that they'd be fucking destroyed. DSP sees this kind of shit and can't digest the gravity of it and still thinks getting a chargeback is the same as having screaming hookers sent to your house and he'll cry 3 times as hard to get his money if his wheelchairs don't dump it into his bank account. Wings.

i think the problem with wings is he hardly ever has the willpower to change anything in his life, despite saying that he will. and that could be intentional or not, but dsp never even tries to make an effort to do anything. wings will at least try to change, while dsp has never learned how. i mean it took dsp fucking forever to change from using his shitty cam corder to using direct capture. actually when wings made his start in the commentary community, dsp was still using his cam corder. and dsp certainly had the money to buy a capture card, he admitted on the quartering interview that he made fucking bank back then, but never used any of it to improve his videos. on top of that, i think wings is a lot more interesting than dsp, like his stories are more interesting, and his commentary is just a million times better.
so basically despite wings anxiety, fears, and hardheaded-ness, he’s still way better than that fathead dsp ever has been or will be.

 

[YMB]

How did DSP's nickname not become Raisin Dick after that Iron Sheik tweet?

 

[Forbidden Math]

I've just got to know, what was the story behind the Iron Sheik one?

Not 100% sure but if I had to guess someone just hit Sheik with an @ telling him to talk shit. Sheik is a wild guy on twitter and likes to engage and have fun, he cuts promos on random people all the time. One of my favorite twitter accounts tbh.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

The ironic thing about talking about Wings in a DSP thread is that Wings's trolls are as bad as DSP claims his trolls are.

I think it's almost undeniable at this point that Wings's trolls are bigger lolcows than Wings himself.

It's to the point where I question if Wings is actually a lolcow. Yes, Wings has done and said some lolcowish things, and he was definitely a lolcow 4-5 years ago, but he also has a self-awareness that automatically DQs most people from being lolcows. I'm more of the opinion that Wings is stuck in a job he hates and Wings occassionally feeds the trolls more than he should.

Wings' trolls are far FAR worse than Phil's have ever been. I laugh when Phil plays the pity card saying we don't know how badly he's been treated. Some of the trolls are worse than Wings, I've never understood why they hate him so much.

Wings was definitely a lolcow during the surgery scam saga and the time around there. He was the epitome of the shut-in basement playing raging asshole fatass living meme.

Enough time has passed since then where Wings is just a boring e-beggar other than sticking his fat, oddly likeable wife on stream sometimes. And hating on him is just pointless. Wings knows he's a loser failure that's given up. It's beating a dead elephant.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I've just got to know, what was the story behind the Iron Sheik one?

There was a time you could pay Shieky to say/tweet things like that, probably all it is.

 

[PunchCat]

The irony of this whole conversation is that if you compare any lolcow to whoever the thread is about, it's always favorable. I have seen so many "DSP is pretty bad, but at least he does X better than [current cow]" scattered across the Farms (the Noah Antwiler thread comes immediately to mind- the quote was something like "Say what you will about DSP, at least he streams consistently and has some iota of work ethic"). While I agree that Jordie is probably not as bad as Phil, it's a very consistent Kiwi pattern to think that their cow is the worst cow.

It seems more likely that when one is sunk that deep into any given lore, surface level comparisons are easy. Not knowing about say, Jordie's comments about Woody's son, would make him more sympathetic to the unversed individual. Again, I'm not arguing that he's worse than Phil or perhaps not deserving of sympathy, but comparing the two in a Phil specific thread doesn't seem productive.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Does KG even watch the streams?

I assume "removing sock accounts' is his way of rigging the results for Phil but half the time viewers choices are still shit Phil hates.

Also how is he gonna play a new viewers choice when the current one (Divinity) is gonna take him nine years to finish at this rate.

He does very rarely pop into the Twitch chat. Last time he showed up (and probably the other times too) he was immediately gifted a sub and apparently went into his subscription settings and disabled the subscription, you could see his sub badge disappear. I'm not sure if that prevents Phil from getting the money or not but it was interesting that he'd do that.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Well you see, Wings is redeemable somewhere in all that fat and stupid and I have to think that trolls getting to him is just the result of being trapped in a shitty situation of your own making and in just about any profession if someone had to deal with that they'd be fucking destroyed. DSP sees this kind of shit and can't digest the gravity of it and still thinks getting a chargeback is the same as having screaming hookers sent to your house and he'll cry 3 times as hard to get his money if his wheelchairs don't dump it into his bank account. Wings.

Funny thing about the hookers is that I'm pretty sure Wings actually felt bad about the situation and drove them back to where they came from, wasn't a short ride either, and might have given them money as well but I can't remember that part. DSP would have called the cops and went to twitter to gin tweet for the next 6 hours about how some disgusting mentally-ill detractor from KiwiFarms tried to swat him.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Wings' highlight channels get more views than DSP's. I will never understand that. If you think Phil is boring, then what is Jordie? Jordie is barely a lolcow anymore, he's fucking catatonic.

 

[Gramh]

I just want to talk about Wings to call the bluff of an edgelord and/or see someone an hero over it.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

if i hear the word "Wings" in this thread one more fucking time i might just blow my brains out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdWMNe_B3ak

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The irony of this whole conversation is that if you compare any lolcow to whoever the thread is about, it's always favorable. I have seen so many "DSP is pretty bad, but at least he does X better than [current cow]" scattered across the Farms (the Noah Antwiler thread comes immediately to mind- the quote was something like "Say what you will about DSP, at least he streams consistently and has some iota of work ethic"). While I agree that Jordie is probably not as bad as Phil, it's a very consistent Kiwi pattern to think that their cow is the worst cow.

It seems more likely that when one is sunk that deep into any given lore, surface level comparisons are easy. Not knowing about say, Jordie's comments about Woody's son, would make him more sympathetic to the unversed individual. Again, I'm not arguing that he's worse than Phil or perhaps not deserving of sympathy, but comparing the two in a Phil specific thread doesn't seem productive.

I get where you're coming from and while I do mostly follow Dave, I still don't think he's the worst lolcow. He's not even close. I mean on this site we have threads on child groomers, child rapists, animal torturers/fuckers and similar people who are just pure evil. While Dave is a complete piece of shit who has proven that he is incapable of changing for the better, at the end of the day he's just a delusional, narcissistic hermit scamming retards out of their welfare checks. At least he doesn't abuse children or animals.

 

[OJ Simpson]

The irony of this whole conversation is that if you compare any lolcow to whoever the thread is about, it's always favorable. I have seen so many "DSP is pretty bad, but at least he does X better than [current cow]" scattered across the Farms (the Noah Antwiler thread comes immediately to mind- the quote was something like "Say what you will about DSP, at least he streams consistently and has some iota of work ethic"). While I agree that Jordie is probably not as bad as Phil, it's a very consistent Kiwi pattern to think that their cow is the worst cow.

It seems more likely that when one is sunk that deep into any given lore, surface level comparisons are easy. Not knowing about say, Jordie's comments about Woody's son, would make him more sympathetic to the unversed individual. Again, I'm not arguing that he's worse than Phil or perhaps not deserving of sympathy, but comparing the two in a Phil specific thread doesn't seem productive.

Wings didn't make a comment, the thing with that was ObviouslyJesus was saying some pretty nasty stuff about Woody's family, and Wings donated some money to him because of some other shit that didn't have anything to directly do with comments about Woody's son, it's just that he gave some money to someone who made remarks about the kid, and Woody took that as a sign of backstabbing. But I get what you're saying.

Listen, DSP isn't some chomo, and he hasn't made false rape accusations or been accused of being some violent sexual deviant sure, he isn't the worst by any stretch, but make no bones about it, he's not someone to have sympathetic views towards. He's a liar, a thief, a manipulator and a fraudster, provably, and those just aren't traits of a decent person.

 

[Erika Furudo]

DSP, despite being my first lolcow, stopped being entertaining to me years ago when he moved to Twitch and the hand-holding during playthroughs began. There's been a few great sagas since then, but I haven't cared about his interaction with video games for years.
I check on his stream after seeing him headlining the KF.... and.... Jesus Christ!
Just look at him!
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I see no issue here. It's wonderful how we can see the future of every person who thinks "yotube" is a career. Careers span decades and the passion will quickly vanish.

 

[But I Digress]

It seems more likely that when one is sunk that deep into any given lore, surface level comparisons are easy.

You've hit the nail on the head.

Most cows are weird on surface level but not too offensive. Chris Chan is just an autistic guy drawing comics and Phil is just a guy trying to eek by playing vidya.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Wings' highlight channels get more views than DSP's. I will never understand that. If you think Phil is boring, then what is Jordie? Jordie is barely a lolcow anymore, he's fucking catatonic.

Wings is funny, it's worth watching for the highlights.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Phil is just a guy trying to eek by playing vidya.

Gonna have to disagree with this statement. Phil is a scammer. He doesn't rape children yes, but he's still a lot more than a fucking "guy trying to eek by playing vidya". If he were that I could actually respect him, instead he's a mobile game addict who wastes thousands of dollars every month while crying poor and constantly begging and manipulating his audience of disenfranchised spergs.

 

[Fill Bern El]

The irony of this whole conversation is that if you compare any lolcow to whoever the thread is about, it's always favorable. I have seen so many "DSP is pretty bad, but at least he does X better than [current cow]" scattered across the Farms (the Noah Antwiler thread comes immediately to mind- the quote was something like "Say what you will about DSP, at least he streams consistently and has some iota of work ethic"). While I agree that Jordie is probably not as bad as Phil, it's a very consistent Kiwi pattern to think that their cow is the worst cow.

It seems more likely that when one is sunk that deep into any given lore, surface level comparisons are easy. Not knowing about say, Jordie's comments about Woody's son, would make him more sympathetic to the unversed individual. Again, I'm not arguing that he's worse than Phil or perhaps not deserving of sympathy, but comparing the two in a Phil specific thread doesn't seem productive.

Lolcows are each individually good in some aspects and heavily lack in other aspects. I thought DSP was just simply the worse streamer until I actually sat down and went to a LTG stream last week. If you thought DSP was dead air, jesus christ...LTG said NOTHING during matches. NOTHING.

With that being said, DSP is far worse in the scamming department. I've yet seen LTG beg for tips to pay imaginary bills. At least when you're donating to LTG, you're getting something. $30 with LTG can get you like a T-Shirt, facecam, or some matches with him. $30 with DSP gets you an "okay then" which is little more than a pure "fuck you."

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Gonna have to disagree with this statement. Phil is a scammer. He doesn't rape children yes, but he's still a lot more than a fucking "guy trying to eek by playing vidya". If he were that I could actually respect him, instead he's a mobile game addict who wastes thousands of dollars every month while crying poor and constantly begging and manipulating his audience of disenfranchised spergs.

There was the whle thing of possibly grooming Leanna when she was 17 as well.