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Gramh said:
Well you see, Wings is redeemable somewhere in all that fat and stupid and I have to think that trolls getting to him is just the result of being trapped in a shitty situation of your own making and in just about any profession if someone had to deal with that they'd be fucking destroyed. DSP sees this kind of shit and can't digest the gravity of it and still thinks getting a chargeback is the same as having screaming hookers sent to your house and he'll cry 3 times as hard to get his money if his wheelchairs don't dump it into his bank account. Wings.
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OJ Simpson said:
Funny thing about the hookers is that I'm pretty sure Wings actually felt bad about the situation and drove them back to where they came from, wasn't a short ride either, and might have given them money as well but I can't remember that part. DSP would have called the cops and went to twitter to gin tweet for the next 6 hours about how some disgusting mentally-ill detractor from KiwiFarms tried to swat him.
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The biggest difference between Wings and Phil is that Wings seems to be somewhat capable of empathy like in that situation you described with the hookers and he actually seems to be able to have somewhat normal human interactions when he teams up with viewers in games despite them trolling him most of the time. Phil seems to hate every member of his Twitch chat and all he cares about is how much money he's going to be able to suck out of his paypigs.

Have you guys ever seen the clip of when a Twitch viewer just randomly shows up to Wings' house midstream and Wings invites him into his home and they do a stream together? The two actually hit it off and have fun talking together. Phil would never be able to navigate a social situation like this, can you imagine how much of a disaster it would be if someone showed up to Phil's home midstream?

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Almost an hour late. Does he even try?

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Remember, YOU wanted this. YOU!
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Sugar Puppet said:
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Yea this is definitely why Wings is the best of the trinity of Lolcows. Wings is probably a good guy, just with anger issues.

If a fan was in a 100 mile radius of DSP...bro. Like remember when he ranted about getting somebody FIRED for wanting to wave to him during a landscaping job? I hope to god somebody recognizes DSP while he's shopping one of these days.

EDIT: Ugh, I totally forget he was gonna do Danganrompa whatever the fuck. I've never seen a streamer consistently pick the most boring shit to play each and every time. Divinity? Danganrompa? YAKUZA FOR THE 50TH TIME?

Fuck viewer's choice they doing this shit on purpose

GOD.
 
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Sugar Puppet said:
The biggest difference between Wings and Phil is that Wings seems to be somewhat capable of empathy like in that situation you described with the hookers and he actually seems to be able to have somewhat normal human interactions when he teams up with viewers in games despite them trolling him most of the time. Phil seems to hate every member of his Twitch chat and all he cares about is how much money he's going to be able to suck out of his paypigs.

Have you guys ever seen the clip of when a Twitch viewer just randomly shows up to Wings' house midstream and Wings invites him into his home and they do a stream together? The two actually hit it off and have fun talking together. Phil would never be able to navigate a social situation like this, can you imagine how much of a disaster it would be if someone showed up to Phil's home midstream?

Check out the clip below:

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Fan shows up to Wings stream

Watch "Fan shows up to Wings stream" on Streamable.
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Is there an embed code for streamable? I can never seem to embed the videos here
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UH, if someone showed up to Phil's house, they'd leave in handcuffs, it's illegal, dood.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Gonna have to disagree with this statement. Phil is a scammer. He doesn't rape children yes, but he's still a lot more than a fucking "guy trying to eek by playing vidya". If he were that I could actually respect him, instead he's a mobile game addict who wastes thousands of dollars every month while crying poor and constantly begging and manipulating his audience of disenfranchised spergs.
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I'm only talking about on a cursory glance. Of course Phil is a scammy piece of shit but to somebody who just looks at the surface they might not know that.
 
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Phil is my favorite (and I think this plays a part in any Phil Watcher) lolcow because he's a fucking moron, utterly unlikable, and refuses to help himself BUT he isn't outright malicious or evil.

He's not beating women or raping animals or whatever the fuck vile shit gets people threads here sometimes.

Phil's unlikeable as hell, so he's fun to hate, but he's tame and consistent (besides the occassional arcs). Phil is the lolcow I can keep up with because there's always some stupid bullshit going on that he's shot himself in the foot over but its not hurting anyone else.
 
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PutridElephant said:
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I can't fucking tell what is supposed to be "the united states of phil" anymore. He gives in to the dumbest shit and he rejects anything that may actually make the stream better.
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I'm only talking about on a cursory glance. Of course Phil is a scammy piece of shit but to somebody who just looks at the surface they might not know that.
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At a cursory glance the first thing you're gonna ask is why this dude is using a 480p camera in 2021
 
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Fill Bern El said:
Yea this is definitely why Wings is the best of the trinity of Lolcows. Wings is probably a good guy, just with anger issues.

If a fan was in a 100 mile radius of DSP...bro. Like remember when he ranted about getting somebody FIRED for wanting to wave to him during a landscaping job? I hope to god somebody recognizes DSP while he's shopping one of these days.

EDIT: Ugh, I totally forget he was gonna do Danganrompa whatever the fuck. I've never seen a streamer consistently pick the most boring shit to play each and every time. Divinity? Danganrompa? YAKUZA FOR THE 50TH TIME?

Fuck viewer's choice they doing this shit on purpose

GOD.
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i think a lot of wings' issues can be chocked up to legitimate mental health issues, and i can't really say the same for dsp or ltg, they're pieces of shit
 
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He's finally getting around to playing DRV3 huh. He's probably happy to be playing it, he needs a chill, low effort game after the exhausting and torturous Mario3D and GnG.
 
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ManakaLaala said:
He's finally getting around to playing DRV3 huh. He's probably happy to be playing it, he needs a chill, low effort game after the exhausting and torturous Mario3D and GnG.
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The game is full of anime waifus though and one of the girls is constantly horny. He's gonna clown out whenever she appears on screen.
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
Wings' highlight channels get more views than DSP's. I will never understand that. If you think Phil is boring, then what is Jordie? Jordie is barely a lolcow anymore, he's fucking catatonic.
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Because Wings is open about most of his life and has stuff actually happen, along with him still being a living meme of fat old guy taking video games way too seriously. With Phil, when you've seen him shamelessly e-beg and be the butt of jokes once, that's all there is every day until there's another stupid saga.
 
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