Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Can I just say how unbelievably tone-deaf she is with all these stupid "hauls" and her lavish spending during a time when so many people are out of work, struggling to make ends meet and unable to spare a dime for anything other than basic needs? She's living in a complete fantasy world, trying to LARP as a loopy, goofball influencer who just adorably throws her money away on crazy clothes, childish crafts, indulgent food and booze. If she had any ounce of situational awareness, she'd be doing videos on saving money, upcycling, creating new outfits with old clothes, etc. It's embarrassing how out of touch she is. She's pushing 40 and trying to be a manic pixie dream girl.

And, GOD, that hair! It's so awful! It's like a limp mop. Bangs are not her friend.
 
Can I just say how unbelievably tone-deaf she is with all these stupid "hauls" and her lavish spending during a time when so many people are out of work, struggling to make ends meet and unable to spare a dime for anything other than basic needs? She's living in a complete fantasy world, trying to LARP as a loopy, goofball influencer who just adorably throws her money away on crazy clothes, childish crafts, indulgent food and booze. If she had any ounce of situational awareness, she'd be doing videos on saving money, upcycling, creating new outfits with old clothes, etc. It's embarrassing how out of touch she is. She's pushing 40 and trying to be a manic pixie dream girl.

And, GOD, that hair! It's so awful! It's like a limp mop. Bangs are not her friend.
But she did that purse giveaway... so she’s super involved in helping her community rebuild. 🙄
 
Can I just say how unbelievably tone-deaf she is with all these stupid "hauls" and her lavish spending during a time when so many people are out of work, struggling to make ends meet and unable to spare a dime for anything other than basic needs? She's living in a complete fantasy world, trying to LARP as a loopy, goofball influencer who just adorably throws her money away on crazy clothes, childish crafts, indulgent food and booze. If she had any ounce of situational awareness, she'd be doing videos on saving money, upcycling, creating new outfits with old clothes, etc. It's embarrassing how out of touch she is. She's pushing 40 and trying to be a manic pixie dream girl.

And, GOD, that hair! It's so awful! It's like a limp mop. Bangs are not her friend.
Anna needs to change her content in order to keep up with the changing times. Why doesn't Anna start a book club? She could make videos about the books she reads and cater more towards middle-aged women. If Anna did start some kind of book club, it would be about some dumb young adult novel. It would be funny, if Anna does a review about the book she is reading now. It's a book about some fat women who goes on a dating show. Imagine if Anna did a book review of a classic novel like crime and punishment? Then again, that would be asking way too much from Anna.
 
If she had any ounce of situational awareness, she'd be doing videos on saving money, upcycling, creating new outfits with old clothes, etc. It's embarrassing how out of touch she is. She's pushing 40 and trying to be a manic pixie dream girl.
The problem with that is she's stuck in consoomer mode. That's literally her brand, as far as paid sponsorships go. She doesn't make any money from her stupid craft projects; she makes it by getting brands to pay her to feature their products.

Making posts about saving money? Since when has she ever had to save money? What would she even know about that? There has never been a time in her life when she's had too many days and too little food left at the end of her paycheck. She's never had to worry about paying rent, or student loans, or deciding which utility bill was going to get paid that month. When she lost her job at Sprinklr, she kept on as before, clearly with no concerns about how her bills were going to get paid.

Upcycling? To upcycle something is to take used items and use the materials to make something better--more attractive and more useful--with them. There is already too much "upcycling" in which perfectly okay stuff gets downcycled into largely useless junk. Pinterest and Insta are infested with that shit. Given her lack of skill at doing craftsy stuff, her overall lack of taste, and her consoomerist mindset in which nothing has any purpose but as a prop for an Insta post before getting thrown away, she's not upcycling anything.

Creating new outfits with old clothes would imply she has old clothes that still fit, and that she hasn't destroyed simply by getting them on and off, or just by wearing them. Fatties like Anna don't have old clothes--that's because the stuff they do buy is cheaply made, from shitty fabrics, and falls apart in no time flat under the stress of being worn on a massively fat body.

When you're as fat as Anna, you only have a handful of garments that you wear regularly, and they get worn in constant rotation until they completely wear out or you can't get into them any more, at which point they are replaced and the old ones thrown out. They're so poorly constructed, of such flimsy materials, they can't be mended, and the fabrics are too cheap and difficult to work with to be worth upcycling into a new garment. Clothes, for fatties, are used up fast. They're disposable.

Besides, we've seen the kinds of outfits Anna puts together. She has no taste, no sense of proportion, no color sense. She doesn't know how to use accessories, and rarely buys them. Even if she did have a closet full of perfectly good old clothes that still fit, she still wouldn't be able to put them together worth a damn.

Yeah, she's completely out of touch, tone-deaf, part of the problem, living in a consoomerist bubble. And that's how she will continue to be, for as long as she's able to keep getting paid for it. And if the day comes when nobody is willing to pay her? Well, she's always got Daddy to fall back on. Why would she start being realistic? She's never had to before, and never will.
 
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Yeah she's so unbothered by the trolls and creepy dudes that she makes entire posts directed at them.

I never understand these messages to haters/trolls, I can only imagine it fuels more engagement. Also, I doubt she isn't trying to appeal to creepy dudes, why else does she make whole videos of lingerie/underwear hauls 🤢
 
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Her legs are getting fatter and fatter they want to be one with her thighs!
I can't stop staring at the jiggling fluid bags under her knees. Her legs are turning into Lovecraftian body horror. :cryblood:

Those bouncing pockets of fat/fluid below her knees, especially the one on her left leg (our right), are nauseating.
I have a theory that she stores extra wine in her under-knee fluid bags, like a camel storing water in its hump.
 
More horrifying sponsored bullshit. Here's some highlights for you farmers wanting to avoid assaulting your eyes:

-The clips of her modeling are very short and don't show the entire outfit which means most of the stuff doesn't fit. Her back and side fat nearly completely conceals a bra.
-She attempted to try to pull on a pair of gloves and her arms wouldn't fit.
-She models pantyhose with a long skirt that only shows her shins. The pantyhose obviously didn't fit and she couldn't pull them up past the knee so she just threw on a long crinkly petticoat to hide the fact they don't fit.
-She likes to "theme dress" for sexy time.
-Her hair is greasy as fuck
-Nearly half of the video is a makeup tutorial featuring products she received for free
-Her new theme of "____ but make it elephant sized" is retarded and makes me moti.
 
More horrifying sponsored bullshit. Here's some highlights for you farmers wanting to avoid assaulting your eyes:

-The clips of her modeling are very short and don't show the entire outfit which means most of the stuff doesn't fit. Her back and side fat nearly completely conceals a bra.
-She attempted to try to pull on a pair of gloves and her arms wouldn't fit.
-She models pantyhose with a long skirt that only shows her shins. The pantyhose obviously didn't fit and she couldn't pull them up past the knee so she just threw on a long crinkly petticoat to hide the fact they don't fit.
-She likes to "theme dress" for sexy time.
-Her hair is greasy as fuck
-Nearly half of the video is a makeup tutorial featuring products she received for free
-Her new theme of "____ but make it elephant sized" is retarded and makes me moti.
Imagine being too fat for gloves. Holy fuckballs.
 
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Ahh Drunk Anna doing videos is back! This is a sponsored video...Savage X must be desperate. She is also definitely noticably gaining weight again.

She bought every piece in this print because she "couldn't fathom not having them later." She's styled these pieces before but they still have tags on them.

She refers to one of the outfits (Black floral one) as a man trapping body suit.

"I like to theme dress for sexy time."

"In 5th grade I ran for treasurer so i made a costume. It was terrible. And this is why I didn't go to prom because I was that kid."

She says she wants to do a 60s look then goes on to say all the things shes changing in it.
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Total $498
Free Spirit Floral Full-Length Robe, Flower Power Print $90
Free Spirit Floral Unlined Plunge Bra, Flower Power Print $45
Freshly Picked Pantyhose, Flower Power Print $33
Free Spirit Floral Mesh Teddy, Flower Power Print $75
Free Spirit Floral Embroidery Night Slip, Polka Dot Floral Print $75
Free Spirit Floral Embroidery Teddy, Polka Dot Floral Print $75
Mesh Crotchless High Leg Bikini, Lime Green $20
Cotton Essentials Bralette, Yellow Amber Mini Flower Power Print $25
Cotton Essentials High-Waist Bikini, Yellow Amber Mini Flower Power Print $15
Flocked Logo Unlined Bra, Green $45

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Robe Model 2x/3x
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Teddy Model 3X
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Night Slip, Teddy Model, Bra and Panties 2X
 

I think this is the one that somehow bothers me the most. Like, I get that at Anna's size it must be next to impossible to find bras that fit given her insanely disproportionate huge-band-size-tiny-tits measurements, but for crying out loud - her side fat overhang is so extreme the rolls are fucking touching over the bra band.

Lingerie companies are throwing products at you, and you couldn't find a bra that actually fits you? Not exactly a great endorsement of the brand, Anna...
 
I think this is the one that somehow bothers me the most. Like, I get that at Anna's size it must be next to impossible to find bras that fit given her insanely disproportionate huge-band-size-tiny-tits measurements, but for crying out loud - her side fat overhang is so extreme the rolls are fucking touching over the bra band.

Lingerie companies are throwing products at you, and you couldn't find a bra that actually fits you? Not exactly a great endorsement of the brand, Anna...
It never had a chance:
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