Right-Wing vs Left-Wing Lolcows

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the lolcows most likely haven't read the source material of their ideology.
you'll get commies who hate the idea of work despite it being it's core philosophy on one hand and then you get the tradfags who quote Evola and yet never cut through his purple prose or look only into the material biological aspects or even read people like Guenon.
 
Lefty cows kinda warp society these days with their lukewarm takes, but that can probably be blamed on Satanic Panic's backlash, Bush Jr. room temperature IQ, and the 2016 elections.

Right wing cows are just generic loud annoying boomers IRL or some kind of extreme nutter who managed to miss Satanic Panic that no one takes srsly like Westbaptist, Gab, or PragerU.
 
It depends on which left and right you are talking about. If someone is non-globalist, libertarian with troon sympathies, how do you weigh that?

Also, most of the "leftcows" are focused on social issues. Even the ones who claim to be communist and for old school socialistic economy don't really know anything about it. God knows why, but the best guess is that radical left wing economy is just so fucking bored and complicated. As Jordan Peterson experienced when he went up against that Jugoslavian coke head, Marxism is famously hard to get a grasp on. The source material is tedious beyond what a lolcow could ever muster the patience to read. Compare that to radical right wing which is extremely easy to understand. Nobody has ever struggled to understand Ayn Rand, mostly because radical right economy is more of a moral thought than a economical one.
 
Paleololicon said:
Most right-wing lolcows aren't actually lolcows imo, they just make leftists assblasted because they have to hear someone has a different opinion than them.

Typical left-left wing lolcow thread on the Farms;

"Look this tranny communist, drug-addicted furry who advocates for NAMBLA and screams at people in the streets and has a nervous breakdown if you talk about them"

Right-wing "lolcow" on the Farms;

"Look at this dude who said something I disagreed with!"

I'm a superfascist though, so I may be biased.
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Left wing cows tend to be worse for sure, but right wing cows are still cows. Though I generally get the impression that when it comes to rightwing cows theres a lot more butthurt leftists trying to hyper criticize them over dumb shit, while with left wing cows there are fewer people who do this, or the people who do aren't politically motivated (for example the people who really really hate onision).
 
How has no one brought up Chris yet in this thread?

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I dunno, most of the right wing lolcows I've seen in the internet famous section are just random assholes with youtube accounts and significant numbers of followers. The left wing by contrast has the utter human trashfire known as Bob "Movieblob" Chipman who has one of the highest post counts I've seen on the site.

Personally, I'm thinking the left is more cowish currently simply because the right is subject to more censorship on various forms of social media, which means all the really nutty right wing cows have to hide themselves instead.
 
FunPosting101 said:
I dunno, most of the right wing lolcows I've seen in the internet famous section are just random assholes with youtube accounts and significant numbers of followers. The left wing by contrast has the utter human trashfire known as Bob "Movieblob" Chipman who has one of the highest post counts I've seen on the site.

Personally, I'm thinking the left is more cowish currently simply because the right is subject to more censorship on various forms of social media, which means all the really nutty right wing cows have to hide themselves instead.
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I think the difference is that left-wing nut jobs have mainstream credibility while the right tries to distance themselves from their nuts. It's like how Alex Jones is a fringe weirdo but Rachael Maddow is a mainstream celebrity despite the fact that they are equally crazy.
 
I don't like either wing but I've dealt with crazy lefties far more than with crazy righties. The lefty lolcows' whole obsession with meaningless bs like identity politics and feelings makes them the far less agreeable and far more retarded bunch.
 
SigSauer said:
Who do you agree with more? Just to name a few examples:

Mikemikev - self-explanatory.

Autphag - also self-explanatory.

Donny Long - supports Trump, dumps on fags and trannies while allowing all kinds of /pol/-tier racism to be posted all over his website.

Marjan Šiklic - incel who is edgy as fuck and worships Hitler.

Luke McKee - was once on the Daily Stormer’s radio section and even was a user of Stormfront.

Knajjd - fag and tranny hating incel who also used to go under the username “Knajjd1488”.

Tommy Tooter - unironic neo-nazi.

And pretty much anyone else under the Manosphere section.

Versus

Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici - self-explanatory.

Eurasiantiger - owner of r/hapas subreddit; responsible for posting BBC cuckold porn all over /pol/.

Jonathan “Jessica” Yaniv - also self-explanatory.

And there’s likely more, but I can’t think of any more right now. Do you know of any more right/left-wing lolcows?
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Maybe in our little corner of the web but there is more to it than that.

We do a pretty bad job at cataloging Evangelical crazies who want to see the rapture and whatnot. We just have no interest in it but it's pretty major component of the modern lolcow right.
 
I won't answer the question you asked because its gay, but I think right-wing cows are funnier. Not because I'm left-wing, but there's an innocence in laughing at a big gunty retard in a MAGA hat that you don't get from pyschotic trannies or internet communists.
 
Bastard_Call said:
I won't answer the question you asked because its gay, but I think right-wing cows are funnier. Not because I'm left-wing, but there's an innocence in laughing at a big gunty retard in a MAGA hat that you don't get from pyschotic trannies or internet communists.
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But the reason lefty cows have more traction is exactly due to them being bigger trainwrecks, specially considering many of them are also animefags or furries.
 
I want to see some of those skinhead Stegosaurus on the far right. I am not looking in the right place.

I used to chat with a Neo-Nazi lolcow online. He went as far as to sacrifice a animal to a god, got in typical body protein chugging and spewed violence impulsively. Are those guys on this site anywhere?

What I am looking for should be Neo-Nazi tagged with horrorcow. Gonna search, send me a thread if you know one!
 
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Slap47 said:
Maybe in our little corner of the web but there is more to it than that.

We do a pretty bad job at cataloging Evangelical crazies who want to see the rapture and whatnot. We just have no interest in it but it's pretty major component of the modern lolcow right.
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Fair point, but how many of those evangelical crazies are out in the open on places like Twitter, Youtube, etc? Maybe Facebook has some? I know that 4chan has a few christfaggot types shitting the place up but most of them are anonymous and even the few that aren't typically have their threads disappear sooner rather than later. If you have any examples of where you'd find these people out there you should post them on this site somewhere so people can start looking for new cows to milk.
 
mario if smoke weed said:
I don't like either wing but I've dealt with crazy lefties far more than with crazy righties. The lefty lolcows' whole obsession with meaningless bs like identity politics and feelings makes them the far less agreeable and far more retarded bunch.
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That's how I see it. With right-wing lolcows it's usually "you're a retard, but I can agree with you on a few things." Left-wing lolcows is just "you're a retard."
 
Slap47 said:
Maybe in our little corner of the web but there is more to it than that.

We do a pretty bad job at cataloging Evangelical crazies who want to see the rapture and whatnot. We just have no interest in it but it's pretty major component of the modern lolcow right.
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Part of it is due to the influx of "traditionalists" on here who see the Religious Right as either ineffective, non-existent, or completely innocent (and not strict enough) and see any criticism of them as somehow being on par with fedora-clad euphoric atheism.

A much bigger part though is the fact that the Evangelical crazies on the right are mostly the old guard and are near-exclusively made up of literal Boomers and Gen X'ers and they tend to have less of a big presence online as the Millennial and Zoomer rightists, who tend to be either lolbertarians, /pol/ tards, or traditionalist edgelords.

Going after Evangelical lolcows just seems kind of old hat nowadays
 
Syaoran Li said:
A much bigger part though is the fact that the Evangelical crazies on the right are mostly the old guard and are near-exclusively made up of literal Boomers and Gen X'ers and they tend to have less of a big presence online as the Millennial and Zoomer rightists, who tend to be either lolbertarians, /pol/ tards, or traditionalist edgelords.
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This is absolutely correct. When I look at some crazy person on twitter or youtube if they're right-wing at all they're some form of libertarian, general cultural conservative, a white supremacist, or some sort of reactionary who really wishes he or she lived a 100 to a 1000 years ago, combine that with them being outnumbered by all sorts of crazy communists, greens, general leftists, and the sort of progressive who really wishes xir lived in some sort of star-trekkian utopia(Hi there, movieblob.)and the problem really quickly becomes that the left is simply much more visible to begin with and some of the crazier elements on the right are simply not online nearly as much as the left is.

You actually have to spend a fairly significant amount of time searching to find the evangelical crazies now.
 
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Who do you think is the bigger lolcow /pol/ or /leftypol/? It's an age old question, that has long been debated. They both have their share of autism, and are full of politispergs. In terms of size /pol/ far outnumbers /leftypol/ and yet they both seem to be equal in drama. I'm a little surprised there isn't a thread for leftypol tbh
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