Right-Wing vs Left-Wing Lolcows

[Magikoopa]

When anything that could be remotely insulting might be offensive, and you dedicate your life to being as inoffensive as possible, you'll go to some pretty odd lengths to vent your frustration and get the point across.

 

[FunPosting101]

I never understood why "Chudjak" is even a thing and how /leftypol/ thinks "buff Frank Grimes" is somehow an insult compared to the ugly wide-mouthed beardo that is Soyjak.

Yeah this, at best they're saying "haha your head is oddly shaped lol". Meanwhile, the Soijak works because it's such an effective caricature of an awkward liberal/leftist dork.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

I never understood why "Chudjak" is even a thing and how /leftypol/ thinks "buff Frank Grimes" is somehow an insult compared to the ugly wide-mouthed beardo that is Soyjak.

It's a tracing of the El Paso shooter's face in wojak form

And it is somewhat accurate

Spoiler

However the shooter imo had kind of a glowup, becuase this is what he looked like in court, way less unappealing

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Trump was a right wing lolcow.

 

[cuddle striker]

MTG just voted against the cancer bone marrow registry getting funded.

Because it involves stem cells and she's a triggered cow that doesn't know what that means. She's entertaining on the right the way AOL is entertaining on the left.

I think both sides of most issues produce a good amount of milk.

I usually find the ones I slightly agree with to be more interesting to follow, so I look left. Right-wing stuff tends to feel very cookie-cutter, religious mob to me. Not enough variety to be amusing.

 

[vulg]

It's a tracing of the El Paso shooter's face in wojak form
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And it is somewhat accurate

Spoiler

However the shooter imo had kind of a glowup, becuase this is what he looked like in court, way less unappealing
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I'm a big fan of /pol/jak and is a great leftwing success story for online branding. There's something so accurate about the archetype that it actually transcends the /pol/ phenotype and applies to all politically violent/socially impotent losers online.

Physiognomy branding is so fucking effective.

 

[LeChampion1992]

Right wing lolcows a good example would be Cani Lupine the furry.
They tend to be obnoxious with their politics and most likely have a degenerate porn addiction. The difference is a right wing lowcow deep down will feel a sense of shame for being gay/trans/autistic pervert.

Compare this to the plethora of furry leftists who are like "Vore the rich" or "I reorganized my diapers while supporting communism" the left wing lowcows are like Chris Chan in a way. They essentially have lost any sense of shame. To them being a right winger is worse then being a legitimate pedophile.

That being said right wing lowcows tend to usallly morph into your crazy uncle who says embarrassing things in your twenties. But as you get older you start to see the things your crazy uncle Earl was taking about.

Left wing lowcows tend to degenerate into their fetishes and destroy themselves with their hobbies until becoming troons that kill themselves or homeless or useless feeders.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Both retarted qouting thier favorite news shows and podcasts. The right are better because the party didn't go nuts completly. Even then its only by a little.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Trump was a right wing lolcow.

This post belongs in the Trump thread. Just becareful a lot of assblasted users use that thread if you have a different opinion.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

I think the difference is that left-wing nut jobs have mainstream credibility while the right tries to distance themselves from their nuts. It's like how Alex Jones is a fringe weirdo but Rachael Maddow is a mainstream celebrity despite the fact that they are equally crazy.

That's a defensive tactic that's been in use for a long time. A righty will get identified with the most disgusting element of the right that your typical media pro can find which is why you wind up with someone like Ben Shapiro getting identified with the alt-right. They're like fucking pirhanas, once one of them starts to swim a little weird like they may be injured, they stop being part of the school of fish and become fresh meat. The best example of this in recent years can be seen in how quickly they neutralized Steve King.

 

[Cilleystring]

I used to be more into the right wing weirdos, but I feel like the left has now dominated the internet lolcow scene and the irl awkward encounters. As others pointed out, leftist lolcows have mainstream credibility now. This inflates their egos and amplifies the qualities that make them lolcows in the first place (making their entire identity their fetish, being very smug about everything, embracing their feelings to the point of complete delusion etc)

I should start following some more right wing cows for balance, but the leftist ones are just so bonkers I feel like they're on another level entirely.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Both are equally retarded.

 

[Mochi14]

Rate me late but Tooter is a neo nazi? I thought he was a lefty Jewish tranny that larped as a Native American?

 

[Wormy]

As pointed out, the left wings ones have that edge in that they have complacency on their side as an extra enabler.

But that's about it. The right wing ones match them in every way.