Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Alternatively, he would get beaten to death by russian soldiers once they learn that he's a tranny supporter and a twitter user and have his stinky corpse thrown into a mass grave along with the germans that he was so eager to fight. lmao

It's worth noting that homosexuality was illegal in Soviet Russia.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

"Una cerveza por favor" and "uno mas" have gotten me pretty far in life.

Lol, so true. But you must learn to say gracias and lo siento.

"Vaya con dios" works well with Spanish speakers.

It's worth noting that homosexuality was illegal in Soviet Russia.

Homos are the best! You ever visit DataLounge?

 

[Sarah Connor]

Not sure if this was posted. Thread moves fast.

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Do you remember that scene in The Fly (1986) where Jeff Goldblum, now nearing the end of his transformation spits his corrosive digestive fluid on John Getz, liquifying his arm? That's what I imagine Kevryn's "squirting" to be like.

 

[Maamtis]

Interesting to know the personification of oversharing from the Tranny Sideshows on Social Media thread has a thread of her very own. And she's so more worse than I thought.

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

Daisy / @desert_daisie and Justyne / @zirdo_ionsa both arrived in June 2021.

Love the post; just a heads up on the typo

 

[Oliver Onions]

This is beautiful, it inspired me

The Ranch under siege
From the frost thaw comes fascists
The seasons will change

Mind if I get in on this action?

Man covets woman
Rebuffed; the penis is split
Soon the noose beckons

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

Mind if I get in on this action?

Man covets woman
Rebuffed; the penis is split
Soon the noose beckons

Beautiful, but I suggest the following slight edit:

Man covets woman
Rebuffed; the penis is flayed
Alpacas suffer

 

[Yamamura]

I always wondered how they kwpt attracting more extreme personalities and then I realized that it's because you have to be fucking derranged to pick up your whole life and plop it down on the Tenacious farm. Most normal people, even most troons, realize the ranch gives them barely anything in return for their slave labor. The most they can give to other troons is good PR, as in "We're useful normal folks who like a variety of lifestyles," but they suck at that too.

It almost makes me feel bad for any of the naive troons (if there are any) that were suckered into Neverland, only to cut all ties with their family and lose all hope of a prosperous future. This "commune" almost reminds me of those company towns in the early 1800s, where impoverished young men and their families would come desperately seeking work and a hope for a better future, only to be stuck in a never ending loop where all their earnings are taken back by the company store for their food and lodging. While the only ones who get ahead are their employers. You can be sure when the mine or whatever it is goes belly up, the owners will walk away without a scratch leaving the others with, "farewell and good luck".

When the tranch inevitably goes under one day, due to not being financially viable when the donations dry up, you know that Penny and Bonnie are going to be just fine. They at least have some assets like the firearms and trucks in their name. Both of them can ride off into the sunset unscathed. The ones in a worrying situation are those who don't have anything in their name and have no fall back options. I'm sure with Kevin's notoriety he can find someone to take him in or bunk with Wedge. But if you're one of the background characters that isn't Kevin.

Spoiler: If you're one of those unnamed NPCs read this

For your own sake you should probably create some sort of exit strategy. Think of any friends or family you can call, doesn't matter if it's a distant relative or acquaintance, find someone who can help you. Secondly save some sort of nest egg and keep it secret from the others. Ideally it should be able to support you for the initial few weeks you're on your own. Thirdly get a drivers license if possible. Having some form of ID and independence is absolutely crucial for your situation and will help immensely.

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Edit: To avoid dedicating a second post to this, I'm just going to say it here. While I don't disagree with the idea that people are ultimately responsible the consequences of their own actions. I also don't think every one of the troons on the tranch is cartoonishly evil. I could see some of them as gullible morons at best, but I don't really hold any active contempt toward the ones that I don't know. They just seem like a group with cult like tendencies. I know the idea that any one of them would actually listen to advice is . I'm just putting the information out there and they can do with it as they wish.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Wedge bragging about getting home-care that could go to someone who actually needs it is just disgusting. Imagine being the poor son of a bitch that would have to show up at this weirdo's house.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

It almost makes me feel bad for any of the naive troons (if there are any) that were suckered into Neverland, only to cut all ties with their family and lose all hope of a prosperous future. This "commune" almost reminds me of those company towns in the early 1800s, where impoverished young men and their families would come desperately seeking work and a hope for a better future, only to be stuck in a never ending loop where all their earnings are taken back by the company store for their food and lodging. While the only ones who get ahead are their employers. You can be sure when the mine or whatever it is goes belly up, the owners will walk away without a scratch leaving the others with, "farewell and good luck".

When the tranch inevitably goes under one day, due to not being financially viable when the donations dry up, you know that Penny and Bonnie are going to be just fine. They at least have some assets like the firearms and trucks in their name. Both of them can ride off into the sunset unscathed. The ones in a worrying situation are those who don't have anything in their name and have no fall back options. I'm sure with Kevin's notoriety he can find someone to take him in or bunk with Wedge. But if you're one of the background characters that isn't Kevin.

Spoiler: If you're one of those unnamed NPCs read this

For your own sake you should probably create some sort of exit strategy. Think of any friends or family you can call, doesn't matter if it's a distant relative or acquaintance, find someone who can help you. Secondly save some sort of nest egg and keep it secret from the others. Ideally it should be able to support you for the initial few weeks you're on your own. Thirdly get a drivers license if possible. Having some form of ID and independence is absolutely crucial for your situation and will help immensely.

If you're a moron stuck on the ranch I hope you die there. Nobody deserves what you people are putting that town through. Your suffering is called justice.

 

[White Devil]

If you're a moron stuck on the ranch I hope you die there. Nobody deserves what you people are putting that town through. Your suffering is called justice.

While I essentially agree with you, the way you express that makes you look just as unhinged as they do.

 

[The Final Troondown]

This dude is such an insufferable try hard. If it weren't for Mr. "I am deaf but my audiologist hates me" Clown, this Yemeni faggot would be my least favorite tranch character.

tbh up until now I was edging towards the Yemeni war being a bit mean

now I hope they gas every last one of those sandniggers

 

[the khat quaffer]

So, truth time: which came first, The Amhole or the Egg ?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

For your own sake you should probably create some sort of exit strategy. Think of any friends or family you can call, doesn't matter if it's a distant relative or acquaintance, find someone who can help you. Secondly save some sort of nest egg and keep it secret from the others. Ideally it should be able to support you for the initial few weeks you're on your own. Thirdly get a drivers license if possible. Having some form of ID and independence is absolutely crucial for your situation and will help immensely.

Troonism is a cult. Most of them - just like, say, Scientologists - are estranged from their families. While I don't think Obergruppenführer Pennywise is taking their IDs and driver's licenses, there's the communal Flavor-aid drinking and the Grand Narrative of oppressed trannies now completed with the 100% legit and real threat of O M G actual nazis encroaching on their Alpaca Haven Heaven Tranch.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

While I essentially agree with you, the way you express that makes you look just as unhinged as they do.

That's a very good point. I should probably watch that.

 

[GET!]

Interesting to know the personification of oversharing from the Tranny Sideshows on Social Media thread has a thread of her very own. And she's so more worse than I thought.

>she
>her

 

[Law]

While I don't think Obergruppenführer Pennywise is taking their IDs and driver's licenses

Bold of you to assume they have driver's licenses.
Kevvie can't drive as far as we know and Penny schleps him around.

 

[Cool Spot]

Bold of you to assume they have driver's licenses.
Kevvie can't drive as far as we know and Penny schleps him around.

Just a reminder that Kevin is a "little" and Penny and everyone else he's in a relationship with effectively see him as a three year old in a 30-something year old's body.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Troonism is a cult. Most of them - just like, say, Scientologists - are estranged from their families. While I don't think Obergruppenführer Pennywise is taking their IDs and driver's licenses, there's the communal Flavor-aid drinking and the Grand Narrative of oppressed trannies now completed with the 100% legit and real threat of O M G actual nazis encroaching on their Alpaca Haven Heaven Tranch.

Not to mention the omnipresent suicides.

 

[Pronoun Party]

The tranch had an interview for a podcast so they hide kevin
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This is so baffling. Isn't the tranch just a big dome and a bedroom? How could they possibly avoid Kevin? Especially when they're under seige by nazi fash militias right now. Did they banish him to the alpaca rape shed?