The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Shield Breaker]

Maybe kevin or lena dunham.

Kevin is going to die when his huge ass $800 robot falls off the shelf above his head.

 

[Owlflaps]

I still can't get over that ugly looking food.

The bacon almost looks right, but still undercooked in half (which means uneven heating, which means either they don't know how to use a pan or they just threw the bacon in the pan without making sure it was single-layered).

The rest looks downright nasty. Stir the damn eggs while they cook and use lower heat. I think the other things are potatoes, but don't fucking bake them for breakfast. Cook them in a skillet.

For a bunch of individuals that claim they're ladies, they cook like sloppy, lazy bachelors. C'mon tranchers, if you're actually a woman, get in touch with your feminine side and learn how to cook.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

For a bunch of individuals that claim they're ladies, they cook like sloppy, lazy bachelors. C'mon tranchers, if you're actually a woman, get in touch with your feminine side and learn how to cook.

I don't know why more people don't learn how to cook. It's easy and who doesn't like delicious food?

 

[Alexander Thaut]

I don't know why more people don't learn how to cook. It's easy and who doesn't like delicious food?

they'd say some horseshit about gender roles and expectations

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

In the future, everyone will have to pick a side for the final, great battle of humanity: Alpaca Ranch or Kiwi Farms.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

In the future, everyone will have to pick a side for the final, great battle of humanity: Alpaca Ranch or Kiwi Farms.

Either way, humanity is doomed

 

[Alexander Thaut]

In the future, everyone will have to pick a side for the final, great battle of humanity: Alpaca Ranch or Kiwi Farms.

we can eat both kinds of kiwis

 

[Law]

So let me get this straight, not only do they spend exorbitant amounts on guns and ammunition, they also play video games?

Both Jarrod and Kevin are fans of Overwatch.

Bold of you to assume that feed has been properly stored and hasn't started to rot and/or they're blowing through it because they just toss it on the ground where the alpacas shit on and trample it.

The hay that was donated was dumped on the ground. The alpacas were lying in it and stepping on it. There are some pictures in the Kevin thread from Penny's Twitter.

Troon Ranch will just use the publicity to fund moving somewhere else, then turn their experience into a NYT bestseller autofuckoffgraphy about the siege.

Something that I think is interesting is how many big name troons simply disappear. I think this may end up being what some of the Tranchers do. Jarrod is a fan of edgy troon punk-rock group G.L.O.S.S, who got a fair bit of internet buzz and actually got a 50k offer to sign with Epitaph records around 5 years ago. They turned down the offer and then basically disappeared. No new music, no one talks about them. October Evans, a troon with a thread here who got kicked off the Tranch and accused Penny of sexual abuse and neglecting the alpacas, was another one who just kinda disappeared. Are they wising up and pulling an Allison Rapp, and just getting rid of their internet presence? Are they detransitioning cause they're tired of the larp? The old 41% meme? Did they end up on skid row or in jail or something?
Where have all the lolcow-boys gone?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Kevin being there is going to make the increasingly likely Waco scenario into a sublime farce. The trancheros barricaded inside the house, sheltering behind overturned furniture and exchanging thousands of rounds of ammo with the feds outside, and right in the middle of everything is fucking Buster Bluth sitting cross-legged on the floor playing with his Transformers and tweeting about how horny he is while the others yell at him to pick up a fucking gun and HELP THEM.

"Goddammit, Kevin--" --Bonnie's last words before getting plugged between the eyes by an FBI sharpshooter

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Something that I think is interesting is how many big name troons simply disappear. I think this may end up being what some of the Tranchers do. Jarrod is a fan of edgy troon punk-rock group G.L.O.S.S, who got a fair bit of internet buzz and actually got a 50k offer to sign with Epitaph records around 5 years ago. They turned down the offer and then basically disappeared. No new music, no one talks about them. October Evans, a troon with a thread here who got kicked off the Tranch and accused Penny of sexual abuse and neglecting the alpacas, was another one who just kinda disappeared. Are they wising up and pulling an Allison Rapp, and just getting rid of their internet presence? Are they detransitioning cause they're tired of the larp? The old 41% meme? Did they end up on skid row or in jail or something?
Where have all the lolcow-boys gone?

Looking at those examples, I wonder if its just public smothering. Troons who don't cooperate with the bigger social movement are just quietly suppressed. Accused a high profile troon? Back to the shadowlands you go. Refuse to be the progressive face of a soulless music label? Off into the Troon Compactor with you.

If you're not useful to their movement, you're gone.

 

[White Devil]

Stimulus checks are dropping so look for the tranch to have a sudden night attack to grift more money.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

There is this tweet mentioning they pick up the hay bales with their truck. I would assume the years worth of feed is just the person letting the tranch pick up a bale whenever they need one so they shouldn't have to worry about spoilage.

 

[Owlflaps]

Kevin being there is going to make the increasingly likely Waco scenario into a sublime farce. The trancheros barricaded inside the house, sheltering behind overturned furniture and exchanging thousands of rounds of ammo with the feds outside, and right in the middle of everything is fucking Buster Bluth sitting cross-legged on the floor playing with his Transformers and tweeting about how horny he is while the others yell at him to pick up a fucking gun and HELP THEM.

"Goddammit, Kevin--" --Bonnie's last words before getting plugged between the eyes by an FBI sharpshooter

That's way too optimistic of a scenario. Troons band together when it's convenient, but are only bound by a thin veneer of "solidarity" and "companionship", not actual civility. They did kick out that disabled, POC troon after all. They're notorious narcs and they'll tear each other apart before the Federales get to them first.

Or, they'll realize living a rancher life takes hard work and patience and they'll turn the barrel on themselves.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

For a bunch of individuals that claim they're ladies, they cook like sloppy, lazy bachelors. C'mon tranchers, if you're actually a woman, get in touch with your feminine side and learn how to cook.

It’s funny how they act and look like stereotypical neckbeards.

I don't know why more people don't learn how to cook. It's easy and who doesn't like delicious food?

I know, right? It’s not that hard.

 

[NyQuilninja]

It’s funny how they act and look like stereotypical neckbeards.

I know, right? It’s not that hard.

These tards could burn water

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

These tards could burn water

I know, right? It’s not that hard.

Amazing Tranch breakfast being served by the wonderfully femininely chef Bonnie

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Colorado passed a 15 round magazine limit law after the Aurora theater shooting. I’m questioning whether or not they have compliant magazines. Not a smart idea to take a picture of that Ruger 57 with the stock magazines unless you have some sort of limiter installed. If they are using the 10 round magazines to stay complaint, then even less of a reason use that platform of pistols since the biggest advantage is the 20 round magazine.

Lol I went a gun range in Colorado last year, in Cherry Creek state park, right outside of denver, and they were selling 30 round AR mags at the counter.

The Colorado mag ban is completely unenforced, all it ever did was make Magpul leave the state.

 

[Zebedee]

they'd say some horseshit about gender roles and expectations

Fine by me, I’ll just stick with my fine Italian cuisine.

Anyone got a deadpool set up for the first body to drop? My money is on the trannies drawing first blood.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Kevin would be dilating and getting horny when the rest of the Tranch is exchanging gunfire, and would be the only survivor because of that. He would then get hauled off (and getting horny in the process) and then no information would be gotten from Kev during the interrogation (and Kevin would get horny at this too) because he's too much of a coombrain to care about anything else.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Fine by me, I’ll just stick with my fine Italian cuisine.

Anyone got a deadpool set up for the first body to drop? My money is on the trannies drawing first blood.

I got some minor money on the victim being
1: A fellow Trancher
2: A random person coming over to ask for directions or just lost
3: one of there neighbors.

I don't seem them shooting first on authorities.

Kevin would be dilating and getting horny when the rest of the Tranch is exchanging gunfire, and would be the only survivor because of that. He would then get hauled off (and getting horny in the process) and then no information would be gotten from Kev during the interrogation (and Kevin would get horny at this too) because he's too much of a coombrain to care about anything else.

"WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR OPERATIONS?!? WHY DID YOUR PEOPLE FIRE FIRST?!?!"

"A....A.....am....AM HOLE!!!"