Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

He will never, ever, ever make it on to any reality competition show.

It's fun to laugh at the crackheads, divas, and titty-swingin wackoes who try out and fail miserably, but putting Russell on TV would come across as the production team putting an actual retard in the hotseat - which hasn't been good optics in decades, if ever.

The only reality show he could get on is one of those surgery shows where the doctor tries to fix his Maw of Eternal Stench.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

good thing he is as incompetent as he is, or we'd see another Las Vegas shooting when he doesn't become a famous rock star.

 

[CWCissey]

The only reality show he could get on is one of those surgery shows where the doctor tries to fix his Maw of Eternal Stench.

I don't know, I could see him on The Undateables.

He'd be the one infamous for raging about being set up with some lovely, lonely autistic girl rather than someone unrealistic.

 

[Russketeer]

I'm doubting he is working from home. I feel if he was I feel he'd post pictures of his office to "impress" or jokes and memes about Zoom. His apartment pictures show no evidence of working from home. Wasn't he using a upside down laundry basket as a desk? The whole Allstate/Geico thing on his profiles is odd.

ATG failure/meltdown in two weeks!

 

[Constellationzero]

If he ever managed to snail-trail his way on to the show and got broadcast, he would get laughed at and mocked more than he ever has been in his life.

I'm thinking more like people shifting uncomfortably in their seats. Eyes nervously darting. Uncomfortable sighs and thousand yard stares. No one will be embarassed for him, they'll just all be...embarassed period.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm thinking more like people shifting uncomfortably in their seats. Eyes nervously darting. Uncomfortable sighs and thousand yard stares. No one will be embarassed for him, they'll just all be...embarassed period.

I think AGT would get yelled at for allowing someone who's obviously not all there to humiliate himself on national TV. Yeah, technically he's not a full-on sped, but it's apparent he's not real bright and doesn't realize how he comes across. He'd be well known, just like he always wanted. He thinks the trolling is bad now? Wait until an entire country full of sociopathic loons gets a load of him. He'll wish he was never born.

 

[Drowningman]

Seeing old Russ on tv might scare a lot of the American public.
If he makes it,Maybe he will drool on air.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Oh it is definitely going to pay off, but only in entertainment for us.

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"I moved to Vegas so I didn't have to take a bus to have sex with prostitutes "

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Vague-posting on some random news story as though some starlett is going to see it and breathlessly DM him asking whether it worked out or not

 

[I hate children?]

Would Russell even make it before judges on a show like AGT with his background ?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Would Russell even make it before judges on a show like AGT with his background ?

In the current environment, I think they'd be very wary of letting a guy who's on probation for harassment on the show. What if he fixates on a female performer? They would be on the hook for letting someone with a history of harassing women come into a place where he has loads of potential victims. I bet they at least run a cursory background check on people they're thinking about letting on the show to make sure they're not hiding something sinister in their past.

 

[Drowningman]

In the current environment, I think they'd be very wary of letting a guy who's on probation for harassment on the show. What if he fixates on a female performer? They would be on the hook for letting someone with a history of harassing women come into a place where he has loads of potential victims. I bet they at least run a cursory background check on people they're thinking about letting on the show to make sure they're not hiding something sinister in their past.

Knowing someone who was on a reality show 14 years ago,the checks were pretty intense but after the VH1 Megan wants a millionaire where one of the top 3 contestants had killed someone and was found to have necked himself..the background checks went into mega check so even if Russ got past 1st audition,they would be googling him like lightning. I expect they would be googling the names even if they try to audition to be on the safe side.

 

[AnOminous]

If he ever managed to snail-trail his way on to the show and got broadcast, he would get laughed at and mocked more than he ever has been in his life.

That's why they won't do it. If they even had him on as an act of charity, he would look so laughable they'd take flak for mocking a retard. When they have a really terrible performer on, it's generally on purpose so they can mock them and say things like "You sound like a cat in a vacuum cleaner" to them.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Oh it is definitely going to pay off, but only in entertainment for us.

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The infamous Two Weeks! Dedicated Russtorians will recall that in this thread’s earlier days, Russ had a penchant for claiming that he was going finally to get everything he wanted “in two weeks.”

He was going to win all of Taylor’s money and be a millionaire in two weeks. He was going to win a suit against Arianna in two weeks, get on AGT in two weeks, etc. So many of Russ’ grand fantasies were always “two weeks” away from becoming absolute reality.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

If this were the early 00s Russ would totally get on AGT just so the whole country could laugh at him. But sadly we're living in Current Year, where humor is banned.

 

[Captain Hair]

 

[badboy2000]

Why would it be worse in the brothels?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Why would it be worse in the brothels?

Because then of course Russell couldn't get the most Katy Perry-looking girl to suck him his penis, of course!

 

[DrJonesHat]

The infamous Two Weeks! Dedicated Russtorians will recall that in this thread’s earlier days, Russ had a penchant for claiming that he was going finally to get everything he wanted “in two weeks.”

He was going to win all of Taylor’s money and be a millionaire in two weeks. He was going to win a suit against Arianna in two weeks, get on AGT in two weeks, etc. So many of Russ’ grand fantasies were always “two weeks” away from becoming absolute reality.

The question now is what will he do when his old nemesis Abject Failure shows up again. Will he rant that AGT hates the disabled? Will he threaten to sue? Will he just memory hole it like he does sometimes when one of his grand pronouncements fizzles as they always do? Tune in next time to find out!

 

[The Great Citracett]

Why would it be worse in the brothels?

Because Russ might get hit with a stray bullet, of course.

It's his usual "HORRIBLE TRAGEDY - RUSS MOST AFFECTED" schtick.