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So wait....besides hard of hearing (not capital D deaf) and autismo and fucking kevin what the fuck disability does he need at home care for?

Also imagine being a home care nurse, coming back from your dialysis patients and from little old ladies into the house where you greet the polycule, learn the pronouns and Wedge's Mxstress instructs you on what he needs today including probable diaper changes because he does ABDL shit
 
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Meiwaku said:
So wait....besides hard of hearing (not capital D deaf) and autismo and fucking kevin what the fuck disability does he need at home care for?

Also imagine being a home care nurse, coming back from your dialysis patients and from little old ladies into the house where you greet the polycule, learn the pronouns and Wedge's Mxstress instructs you on what he needs today including probable diaper changes because he does ABDL shit
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Wedge got his hearing tested and it came back completely normal. Someone here speculated that he might have auditory processing issues or something, but he is not hard of hearing. So I have no clue.

Maybe "refusing to adult" is a disability now?
 
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Omg which one of you posted that Earth Side Plate Manufacturing plate maker on /k/ kek.....there's also tranch pics

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Thread Link the thread is really funny tbh

Also some pics of the trancheros in their plates and carriers which is making me lol....shit looks like a life jacket
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Some related pics of other "antifa" militia they help that made me lol. Still better than the tranch

they charge $200 for this....
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Pronoun Party said:
This is so baffling. Isn't the tranch just a big dome and a bedroom? How could they possibly avoid Kevin? Especially when they're under seige by nazi fash militias right now. Did they banish him to the alpaca rape shed?
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They hide Kevin like the filthy cumsock he is. They don’t want him around people with cameras. Imagine him giving an interview about the fash threat and then spiralling off on a tangent about his dilators and lube selection. Even mega troons like Penny and Bonnie know that Kevin is a walking dumpster fire, and that’s really saying something.
 
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John Flynts Axe Wound said:
They hide Kevin like the filthy cumsock he is. They don’t want him around people with cameras. Imagine him giving an interview about the fash threat and then spiralling off on a tangent about his dilators and lube selection. Even mega troons like Penny and Bonnie know that Kevin is a walking dumpster fire, and that’s really saying something.
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I imagine some of those cameras that eldertroon had may go for inside to ensure Kevin doesn't leave his playpen

Rejected by gigatroons. Imagine
 
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Meiwaku said:
Omg which one of you posted that Earth Side Plate Manufacturing plate maker on /k/ kek.....there's also tranch pics

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When I saw this thread, I knew to come to Kiwifarms ASAP. I thought id post some gay commentary about this. Having worked to source a lot of metal and plastics for similar homebrew shenanigans and also having worked with a lot of legitimate balistic armoring (mostly ceramics), I cannot describe to you how literally insane this is. The construction of this is an 1/8th inch AR500 steel with a layer of HDPE plastic. 1/8'' AR500 is the cheapest and most common width to find, as there are often many spare remnants from working on dump trucks. These cost at most 25 dollars (probably less, im assuming they are getting jewed on the cost of waterjet cutting, god help them if they are plasma cutting these). The HDPE shown is of relatively low quality, and goes for about a dollar a kilo on alibaba. I can't make a good assessment of how much HDPE is used, so ill be liberal and say that it costs about 5 dollars or so. For arguments sake, ill factor in labor as being 20 dollars an hour, and that the plates take an hour to assemble (really they probably take 15 minutes but whatever).

This means the most these plates cost 50 dollars to produce, including the cost of the wage. They then turn around and sell these for 200 fucking dollars, holy shit. This is a grift on a level beyond anything I could ever hope to imagine in my lifetime. Its is literally fucking insane.
 
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junkrunner said:
When I saw this thread, I knew to come to Kiwifarms ASAP. I thought id post some gay commentary about this. Having worked to source a lot of metal and plastics for similar homebrew shenanigans and also having worked with a lot of legitimate balistic armoring (mostly ceramics), I cannot describe to you how literally insane this is. The construction of this is an 1/8th inch AR500 steel with a layer of HDPE plastic. 1/8'' AR500 is the cheapest and most common width to find, as there are often many spare remnants from working on dump trucks. These cost at most 25 dollars (probably less, im assuming they are getting jewed on the cost of waterjet cutting, god help them if they are plasma cutting these). The HDPE shown is of relatively low quality, and goes for about a dollar a kilo on alibaba. I can't make a good assessment of how much HDPE is used, so ill be liberal and say that it costs about 5 dollars or so. For arguments sake, ill factor in labor as being 20 dollars an hour, and that the plates take an hour to assemble (really they probably take 15 minutes but whatever).

This means the most these plates cost 50 dollars to produce, including the cost of the wage. They then turn around and sell these for 200 fucking dollars, holy shit. This is a grift on a level beyond anything I could ever hope to imagine in my lifetime. Its is literally fucking insane.
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I'm glad of this because the idiots who buy them are more likely to die because of them than not. Just Darwin weeding out the degenerates.
 
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Meiwaku said:
Omg which one of you posted that Earth Side Plate Manufacturing plate maker on /k/ kek.....there's also tranch pics

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Thread Link the thread is really funny tbh

Also some pics of the trancheros in their plates and carriers which is making me lol....shit looks like a life jacket
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So they use recycled soda cans for their melee weapons, ineffective and overpriced ammunition, and Dollar General brand body armor.

God, I love the Tranchers. Literal drooling retards wearing pots and pans for armor, swinging toilet plungers around.
 
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FunkyFupa said:
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If Wedge is deaf he must sound like Helen Keller singing. And Kevie is tone deaf
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Remember, Kevbin's poly: he could just as easily be talking about Penny or whoever else there is. That doesn't make it any more harmonious to imagine though.

Edit: To be honest, I want someone to monitor Wedge with a leash 24/7. I know he's just a dumbass but anyone who blows out their asshole doing amateur porn needs someone to keep themselves from further destruction. I still rather have other people get it but hey, it is what it is.
 
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This means the most these plates cost 50 dollars to produce, including the cost of the wage. They then turn around and sell these for 200 fucking dollars, holy shit. This is a grift on a level beyond anything I could ever hope to imagine in my lifetime. Its is literally fucking insane.
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You seem to already know too much about a product you would manufacture. That's not very Queer Anti-Colonialist Reclaimation BPOC of you. Simply market yourself as a Trans NonBinary Polyam BPOC-inclusive separatist and you, too, can sell incredibly overpriced plastic plates and knives made from soda cans on Twitter!

For every 10 sold, 1 is gifted to a Queer Commune under Fash Threats (call your home a Queer Commune and the donation can be to yourself, just as the Tranchers are helping the Trans Community by taking hundreds of thousands of donated dollars to buy guns and Pokemon Plushies)
 
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John Flynts Axe Wound said:
They hide Kevin like the filthy cumsock he is. They don’t want him around people with cameras. Imagine him giving an interview about the fash threat and then spiralling off on a tangent about his dilators and lube selection. Even mega troons like Penny and Bonnie know that Kevin is a walking dumpster fire, and that’s really saying something.
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To be fair, he was there for the PBS interview, and I think that's what convinced them to start hiding him. All he did was prattle on about how great it was to be transitioning at the ranch and about how he can "just exist" while the others were trying to make the tranch seem like the super serious, self-sustainable operation that it absolutely isn't. I don't personally see him going off about the fash or his fetishes with the cameras rolling (though I could be wrong), I just think they've realized he has nothing of value to add.
 
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Cool Spot said:
Tearing up over that? Don't worry Kev, that's just your weekly and very queer PMSing.
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Why do I have a feeling that if a woman convinced them PMS involved yelling ”I'M A USELESS TROON” constantly, they'd do that?

As an aside, I see the Tranch bought branded mall ninja body armour. Explain to me again how they aren't a militia?
 
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