Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

There is no god...... :(
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Ahh Drunk Anna doing videos is back! This is a sponsored video...Savage X must be desperate. She is also definitely noticably gaining weight again.

She bought every piece in this print because she "couldn't fathom not having them later." She's styled these pieces before but they still have tags on them.

She refers to one of the outfits (Black floral one) as a man trapping body suit.

"I like to theme dress for sexy time."

"In 5th grade I ran for treasurer so i made a costume. It was terrible. And this is why I didn't go to prom because I was that kid."

She says she wants to do a 60s look then goes on to say all the things shes changing in it.
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Total $498
Free Spirit Floral Full-Length Robe, Flower Power Print $90
Free Spirit Floral Unlined Plunge Bra, Flower Power Print $45
Freshly Picked Pantyhose, Flower Power Print $33
Free Spirit Floral Mesh Teddy, Flower Power Print $75
Free Spirit Floral Embroidery Night Slip, Polka Dot Floral Print $75
Free Spirit Floral Embroidery Teddy, Polka Dot Floral Print $75
Mesh Crotchless High Leg Bikini, Lime Green $20
Cotton Essentials Bralette, Yellow Amber Mini Flower Power Print $25
Cotton Essentials High-Waist Bikini, Yellow Amber Mini Flower Power Print $15
Flocked Logo Unlined Bra, Green $45

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Robe Model 2x/3x
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Teddy Model 3X
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Night Slip, Teddy Model, Bra and Panties 2X
Yeah, she's totally drunk. WTF was that story? Theme dress for sexy time > I ran for 5th grade treasurer > I didn't go to prom. Drunken non sequiturs.

And as if we needed more confirmation of Anna being a virgin. "Theme dress for sexy time," sure. We all do that.

It's been said a million times, but I'll always enjoy Anna's constipated "This is how you do sexy, right?" face
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Some more pictures from the Instagram story:

A funny thing I see influencers like Anna do is go from content like this
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To this within a 24 hour period. I know that you aren’t forced to keep the same tone on stories all the time, but it gets a bit jarring:
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Also, this is definitely a hot mess. If she’s going to wear a tulle skirt with the lingerie, she should at least choose a color that matches better. White would look better than black in this instance.
 
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Also, this is definitely a hot mess. If she’s going to wear a tulle skirt with the lingerie, she should at least choose a color that matches better. White would look better than black in this instance.

Nope, that's it, that's the end, it is over, Anna has always been ridiculous and worn stupid ill-fitting shit, but anybody who thinks "1960s springtime psychedelic housewife Brady Bunch" could ever go with "black gothy 1950s/80s tulle ballerina" has no business calling themselves a fashionista or claiming to have anything to do with fashion anything. No. No. Give me a MATI top hat, I don't care, I'm done. I'll do like Anna and wear the top hat with a Hawaiian shirt and be like "do I slay qweens? Idk??"
 
I priced custom made bras online out of curiosity. They seem to run $300 - $350. So Anna could sell some of the high priced goodies she gets after 15 minutes of wearing them for a photoshoot to pay for a custom bra, was my takeaway.
 
She states she links to her size in description and she links to sold out 46DDD. Maybe its wishful thinking or the fats rolls desired that size to feast on.
The thing about Anna’s boobs or lack thereof is that even if she were a 52J, they’d still look small on her because everything else about her is so large. Take Tess, for example. Tess got luckier in the boob department than Anna, but her boobs still look small because her gut is so much larger. It’s all about proportions, and if Anna were a normal weight, the smallness of her chest probably wouldn’t be as noticeable because she’d lack the large gut that makes them look smaller.
 
The thing about Anna’s boobs or lack thereof is that even if she were a 52J, they’d still look small on her because everything else about her is so large. Take Tess, for example. Tess got luckier in the boob department than Anna, but her boobs still look small because her gut is so much larger. It’s all about proportions, and if Anna were a normal weight, the smallness of her chest probably wouldn’t be as noticeable because she’d lack the large gut that makes them look smaller.
I agree. But if Anna knew even just a little about dressing herself, she would not focus on making her upper torso look small and actually try to create an hourglass by making her boobs and shoulders look bigger. Like there are deathfat drag queens who can pad themselves and make their proportions look better and they end up looking smaller than Anna.
I mean damn girl, clearly you got your makeup skills from drag queens, you should learn about creating a silhouette too
 
I agree. But if Anna knew even just a little about dressing herself, she would not focus on making her upper torso look small and actually try to create an hourglass by making her boobs and shoulders look bigger. Like there are deathfat drag queens who can pad themselves and make their proportions look better and they end up looking smaller than Anna.
I mean damn girl, clearly you got your makeup skills from drag queens, you should learn about creating a silhouette too
Anna would benefit from padded bras and ruffles on the bust area to create more volume up top to balance everything out. A ruffled blouse and straight leg pants would really balance out her shape, but she goes for skinny jeans/leggings and crop tops, so it makes her look off. If she were a normal weight it wouldn’t look that bad, but on a woman Anna’s size it’s horrific.
 
I priced custom made bras online out of curiosity. They seem to run $300 - $350. So Anna could sell some of the high priced goodies she gets after 15 minutes of wearing them for a photoshoot to pay for a custom bra, was my takeaway.
That kind of price is usually if you're just buying one--it covers the costs of the pattern drafting, fittings, and adjustments that have to be done before actually making a finished garment. Basically, you're paying a set-up fee.

If she were to buy multiple bras, she'd likely get a significant price break on the additional ones (especially if they're all the same fabrics and color), because a skilled lingerie sewist would be able to knock them all out in a batch at once. And if her size didn't change and she re-ordered from her existing pattern on file, she would more than likely get quoted a much lower price than $300-350 for subsequent orders. It would still be more than $100 per bra, but large-busted women buying off-the-rack bras can expect to pay $80 or more for a really good, well-made one that doesn't fall apart right away, so that's not unreasonable.

A good bra that actually fits makes such a huge difference in how a woman's clothes look, but it's the single most neglected part of most women's wardrobes--especially fatties like Anna, who keep buying the wrong size, and who will never go get fitted or have custom ones made because having to confront their actual size while dealing directly with another human being is more than they can handle. There's a lot of shame, self-loathing, and denial beneath the surface with every "fierce fatty," and Anna's no exception.
 
Dear god. Just dear god. I know I’m late to the party but I just watched this trainwreck.

theme dressing for sexy time- absolutely horrifying. Maybe she’s trying to trap her videographer lol.
Maybe she’s reading here and wants to prove she’s not a virgin idk. But imagine Anna doing her model sexy face in that lingerie on a bed trying to seduce a man. I threw up in my mouth.

when does she start doing onlyfans?
 
I will never understand why women like Anna buy lingerie. Not even because she's fat, but because she's just chronically single, and as some have speculated a virgin. What is the point of spending over 400 bucks on all this when you're only gonna wear it while lounging on your couch stuffing your face?
I don't think she bought them. Or at least not all of them. She gets paid to shill this overpriced crap. Either daddy isn't giving her enough money anymore or she really think she looks good. 🤢🤮

Legless Anna?
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I don't think she bought them. Or at least not all of them. She gets paid to shill this overpriced crap. Either daddy isn't giving her enough money anymore or she really think she looks good. 🤢🤮

Legless Anna?
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I think the money is immaterial. She does it for the clout. Being able to say/believe that she’s a wildly sought-after model is worth everything to her. She doesn’t have anything else.
 
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