What's everyone's fetishes?

[Night Terror]

Telling people who are beating me in TF2 to kill themselves.

 

[HG 400]

I'm pretty sure they're started as intentional honeypots. They just take a while to ripen.

The problem is a whole pack of spergs always rush in to tell everyone "lol I knew it was a honeypot all along, look at me going along with the joke but doing so in a totally outrageous way to make sure everyone knows I'm just going along with the joke and not actually getting honeypotted". I've done this myself, to be fair, but when it comes in such volume it really vinegars the honey.

Although it's not that much of a problem because it makes it so much funnier when somebody ignores the 3+ pages of "I spotted the ruse" shitposting to take OP seriously.

And now that I've come straight out and said it's an obvious honeypot, how funny is it gonna be when the next dipshit rocks up to tell us all he likes it when tall women tie him up.

 

[YI 457]

things

Do me.

 

[Overcast]

Being with emotionally abusive women.

And power-leveling.

 

[Bugaboo]

Boobs

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

I have a porcine fetish. One time my gf indulged my fantasy of engineering a human-pig hybrid - pig ears, tail and button nose but otherwise human - and fucking her in her pig pen.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Pretending to be Snidley Whiplash.

 

[John Titor]

I want to preface this before I actually read the thread that I like it when tall women tie me up.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I have a porcine fetish. One time my gf indulged my fantasy of engineering a human-pig hybrid - pig ears, tail and button nose but otherwise human - and fucking her in her pig pen.

Kreiger, is that you?

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

- White stockings
- Knee high socks
- Big butts
- Bewwwbs

 

[Remilia]

Futanaris, cross-dressing, and robuts

 

[TopperHay]

I just love receiving obscenely large...

Spoiler

...amounts of money.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Dogs farting themselves awake.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Auto-cannibalism, in fact I'm eating my fingers as a write this which is strting to mke this difi

 

[cypocryphy]

@Mmm....GoesDownSalty kicking me in the nards.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Cash.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

paul blart mall cop

 

[ASoulMan]

This website turns me on.

 

[HeirenPlaya]

Older (as in their 30's to 40's) Asian women. I still like the young (and legal, I'm no pedofork, you dork) ones, but I just have a thing for making the older women feel young again, if only for one night.

 

[Bad Dog]

Hugh Jackman is my one true fetish.