Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[starborn427614]

...I fucking hate these people.

It's the lean-in to lesplain that gets me the most.

 

[HeyYou]

Two things: one, glad to see Anakin is getting cucked even further by having him killing Durge being taken away only to be given to Aphra and her amazing ability to meet every Star Wars character ever.

Two, since when is Aphra a full lesbo? I distinctly recall her being horny for Vader in his series, where she first appeared.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Two things: one, glad to see Anakin is getting cucked even further by having him killing Durge being taken away only to be given to Aphra and her amazing ability to meet every Star Wars character ever.

Two, since when is Aphra a full lesbo? I distinctly recall her being horny for Vader in his series, where she first appeared.

Wasn’t Aphra that obnoxious twat that wanted to fuck Vader?

 

[HeyYou]

Wasn’t Aphra that obnoxious twat that wanted to fuck Vader?

Yes.

Totally a lesbian!

 

[make_it_so]

Wasn’t Aphra that obnoxious twat that wanted to fuck Vader?

Yes.

Totally a lesbian!

I thought that was only the case with the insane blonde woman from that one-off comic issue. Didn't realize that the hacks at Marvel tried to have their obnoxious Mary Sue have a thing with Vader as well.

 

[White Devil]

Dark Horse did SW comics so much better...

 

[make_it_so]

Dark Horse did SW comics so much better...

Indeed.

And sadly, in the coming years, we're also going to be saying the same thing about how they handled the Alien and Predator comics as well...

 

[The Valeyard]

Two, since when is Aphra a full lesbo? I distinctly recall her being horny for Vader in his series, where she first appeared.

Kieron Gillen, the creator of Doctor Aphra said that she is a lesbian in this 2018 interview on StarWars.com

Kieron Gillen: I normally say Aphra’s a lesbian. I’ve never written her with any romantic interest in men. There’s definitely some people who think Vader and Aphra were flirting but I’m not going to get into that.

Si Spurrier: Literally flirting with disaster.

Kieron Gillen: I’ve written her primarily romantically interested in women. I think that would be fair to say. Star Wars doesn’t really have the terminology that we do either. One of the things we wrote inside the first arc was that homophobia as we know it doesn’t really exist in the Star Wars universe. No one raises their eyebrow, no one seems surprised when it happens. It’s kind of just something that’s there, so the way that they process sexuality has got to be different anyway, and how they choose to identify, as well.

Which stinks of J.K. Rowling retroactively deciding that Dumbledore was gay in Harry Potter.

 

[White Devil]

The fucking arrogance to even suggest Vader would flirt with that half bit middle school fanfaction Mary Sue.

 

[make_it_so]

The fucking arrogance to even suggest Vader would flirt with that half bit middle school fanfaction Mary Sue.

He would've choked her out then and there.

In fact, I recall originally that Vader blasted her out of an airlock or something similar at the end of the original Darth Vader comics run - only for the writers to come to her rescue. Because just as Filoni can't stand to see his orange OC get killed off when she should've, Marvel can't stand to see their own obnoxious OC get killed off when she should've.

 

[Adamska]

He would've choked her out then and there.

In fact, I recall originally that Vader blasted her out of an airlock or something similar at the end of the original Darth Vader comics run - only for the writers to come to her rescue. Because just as Filoni can't stand to see his orange OC get killed off when she should've, Marvel can't stand to see their own obnoxious OC get killed off when she should've.

He did, and it is the only time that Aphra came close to being terrified and humbled. Don't worry though, the angry sobbing vaginas that write this trash that has to be constantly rebooted to merit sales from mongo speculators got revenge by her smugly dismantling Vader too.

And yes, Anakin would legit choke a bitch if she flirted with him. He wouldn't even say anything, he'd just full on fucking choke her and then break her neck like a candy bar.

 

[Creep3r]

Kieron Gillen, the creator of Doctor Aphra said that she is a lesbian in this 2018 interview on StarWars.com



Which stinks of J.K. Rowling retroactively deciding that Dumbledore was gay in Harry Potter.

Yes.

Totally a lesbian!

So she actually had the hots for Vader but got a full blown Rowling-style retcon for whatever reason much like Disney did with other characters. LMAO Still I can't believe that she was horny for Vader ffs (at least early on). That just makes these cringe scenes even more awkward.

He would've choked her out then and there.

In fact, I recall originally that Vader blasted her out of an airlock or something similar at the end of the original Darth Vader comics run - only for the writers to come to her rescue. Because just as Filoni can't stand to see his orange OC get killed off when she should've, Marvel can't stand to see their own obnoxious OC get killed off when she should've.

Hell at least with Ahsoka she has a dedicated following of TCW kiddies and waifutards, I won't deny that. But wtf keeps Aphra going? Outside of Twitter freaks and reddit activity a few years ago, I've never seen this bitch get much in the way of attention anywhere, and in recent years the only time I've seen her mentioned is in some shitty ad for her own audiobook and a youtube shill video. She also got included in some shitty mobile game too iirc. So what the Hell?


Also here's some funny crap to lighten the mood.

 

[0-0-----0]

Doctor Aphra tried to fuck Darth Vader? And then she became a lesbian? And he's "What she's been looking for her whole life?"
Who the fuck (especially a protagonist) thinks "I want to marry a fucking sociopathic murder-Jedi-turned-Sith who has burnt appendages, mouth breathes all fucking day, and probably doesn't have a pair of nuts anymore."?

Eugh... I mean, I thought the Disney-Verse was bad... but I didn't know it was THIS bad.

 

[make_it_so]

Hell at least with Ahsoka she has a dedicated following of TCW kiddies and waifutards, I won't deny that. But wtf keeps Aphra going? Outside of Twitter freaks and reddit activity a few years ago, I've never seen this bitch get much in the way of attention anywhere, and in recent years the only time I've seen her mentioned is in some shitty ad for her own audiobook and a youtube shill video. She also got included in some shitty mobile game too iirc. So what the Hell?

Like I theorized earlier, she's probably popular among the idiots that run Marvel. Probably the same reason why shit Iron Heart and ugly monster She-Hulk keep getting renewed.

 

[The Valeyard]

Like I theorized earlier, she's probably popular among the idiots that run Marvel. Probably the same reason why shit Iron Heart and ugly monster She-Hulk keep getting renewed.

Captain Marvel too, her book had been cancelled at least twice before the movie.

 

[make_it_so]

Captain Marvel too, her book had been cancelled at least twice before the movie.

I thought it had gotten cancelled I'm sorry, "relaunched" at least three times before the movie came out.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

The Main Star Wars Marvel run and the Darth Vader series both started good but then devolved into the insanity that we see now.

Why did we decide to hand an entire industry over to idiotic fanfic writers?

 

[The Valeyard]

Why did we decide to hand an entire industry over to idiotic fanfic writers?

It's a cost-cutting measure as Marvel's comic division loses money and only exists as an IP farm for the MCU.

 

[make_it_so]

It's a cost-cutting measure as Marvel's comic division loses money and only exists as an IP farm for the MCU.

Unfortunately for them, that gravy train is probably about to get derailed, between having a full year without an MCU entry and Phase IV full of "literally who" characters that may prove the be the first MCU bombs.

Suddenly, they're going to wish that they'd tard wrangled their writing division or bothered to pay for people with actual talent.

 

[The Valeyard]

Unfortunately for them, that gravy train is probably about to get derailed, between having a full year without an MCU entry and Phase IV full of "literally who" characters that may prove the be the first MCU bombs.

They still have another Spider-Man movie, but it's the last one under the Sony/Marvel Studios deal so my hope is that Sony fucks them over by bringing Tom Holland over to the "Sony Pictures Universe of Marvel Characters" started by Venom.

Which would be made even better if Spider-Man has to lose the Stark suit as a result of this and stop being Iron-Lad.