Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I believe it would improve it actually.

If this is such an unpleasant place, why do you keep crawling back into it, you silly bint?
Cause you crave the contact. Cause you're desperate to talk to people, even if they give you the facts without sugarcoating them.

You'd have only pleasant contact once KF vanishes, sure, but you'd have like one little exchange a week, if at all, and those exchanges would not be genuine in the slightest and you know that. Why do you keep coming back? Cause genuine unpleasantness is giving you more of a thrill than paying someone 5 bucks to say something nice about your movie and you know it. Hell, the moment this place vanishes, you won't pay people to write nice comments about your movie elsewhere either, cause you need them to use their words here in defense of your movie.

Also, in terms of the tarrot nonsense, all these miracle workers will use snippets of information you give them to do their parlor tricks. If it's online and not live, they can do basic Google and social media searches and come up with a shitton of stuff to tie into their sham. And if that fails, they can always go the standard route of dropping random names and vague questions so you fill in the blanks.

Frankly, fooling you into believing something is easier than taking candy from a baby, cause the baby at least doesn't want to let go of the candy, whereas you can't wait to swallow the bait, hook, line and sinker. You're a moneyprinting machine for god knows how many scam artists and you come crawling back for more, no matter how shitty and blatantly obvious the scam is.
"Woggleburg will become kids most favorite movie film in future. Now give 50 dollars americana." is all it takes to make bank off your desperate idiocy.

And despite telling you this, despite this being unpleasant to read to you, you will come back. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. But you will come back.
Cause at least this is genuine and you know it.

 

[ShinyStar]

Also, in terms of the tarot nonsense...

Fie! Tarot is awesome!

And because of that, I've gone ahead and done a full Celtic Cross reading for Cynthia.

Spoiler: Full Reading

The first card represents you, as the person receiving the reading. I drew the Queen of Pentacles: This card represents a capable business woman. You are a person who supports and protects those around her, which can be seen in the way you refuse to abandon Wogglebug. The cards see that you are an investor, very devoted to your current business endeavors.

The next card represents the situation you are in now. I drew the 9 of pentacles: This card shows that you've had successful handling of a multi-faceted venture. You speculated on making the Wogglebug movie, and proved that you were able to succeed. This card suggests a growing popularity.

The next card reveals the challenge that you are facing. I drew the King of Swords, who is a powerful man with a quick temper. Your current success was in a small, sheltered environment. To move into a broader market will require tenacity, passion and conviction. This will be a harsher environment, with increasing criticism and challenge.

The next card represents your beliefs. I drew the Page of Swords. He represents a need for caution. Plots. You sense an under-current of dangers afoot, a general hostility in the world around you. This can be seen both in how you view Wogglebug's situation as a legacy of unfair treatment within the stories he's been a part of, but also in how you view yourself in relation to the people and challenges you face. You expect a dishonest adversary.

The next card symbolizes the Distant Past I drew the 10 of pentacles. The distant past is one of prosperity and a successful, established setting. It suggests benefitting from the work of one's predecessors. This is clearly referring to the original stories about Oz. Those stories provide a strong foundation for future work.

The next card represents the more recent past. I drew Justice. This card can show that you have the inner strength and confidence not to be swayed by the opinions of others. You've demonstrated that you have the ability to set aside negative opinions and continue on a course of progress and achievement. You made a full-length movie, which is something to be proud of. This card also suggests that there is an inner balance that can be reached by being temporarily unattached to an outcome. You've been able to focus on future goals of reaching a more wide-spread audience by putting aside emotional concerns of the size of your current audience. You're at a place where you can stick to your course of action, even if unpopular or costly.

Now we start to look to the future, with the Page of Pentacles In the immediate future, the cards see you as an enthusiastic young person eager to enter the world of commerce. They show that there are good ideas for this project, and that you will have a period of discipline and focus as you work toward your goal.

The next card represents your self perception. I drew the Two of Wands. You have set yourself on a path to search out new possibilities and hidden options. You see yourself as willing to brainstorm new ways to move your project forward. You anticipate obstacles, but are committed to your responsibilities.

Now we explore how others perceive you. I drew the 10 of Swords. From the outside, people looking at you see plans that originally may have been promising that are now ending in failure. The outside vision of your work is much more negative, seeing misfortune and anticipating that you will become disillusioned and withdraw from your venture due to the resulting trauma.

We next move to the cards' advice for your path forward. I drew The Emperor. To reach success, you must be a strong leader. You will have to maintain your conviction, and be willing to sacrifice. However, while you are being the executive, you will need to maintain a relaxed type of authority, and have a flexible mind open to the ideas of others. You will need to develop the willingness to sacrifice some things that may seem important now in order to reach the greater good and overall success of your project.

The last card predicts the likely outcome of your venture. I drew the 5 of wands. This card sees a future with inconsistent and sloppy effort devoted to the project. It sees a waxing and waning of purpose, and a preoccupation with how you are perceived by others.

To sum up, the cards see you in a good starting place. You've had success completing your previous project, and have learned skills that can serve as a good foundation for future endeavors. You are also starting with an intellectual property that has fertile soil for the imagination. Your primary problems will occur as you move on to your next phase, where the way the opinions and influences of the outside world clash with your own self perception will begin to have an increasing influence on your project. You see yourself as competent; rationally analyzing your situation and reaching conclusions that will pave a path to success, while the outside world sees you heading toward failure and eventually giving up due to the resulting emotional trauma. In order to reach success, you're going to have to find a way to maintain your creative energy and drive, but be open to the views of others. While you will need to be reasonable in considering other people's opinions, success from this point forward cannot be reached without learning from them and allowing them to strengthen your work.

As far as the outcome, the cards suggest that you are going to ignore this advice, and fail to benefit from outside counsel. They suggest that you will be focused on the way others perceive you, but not to your benefit. Instead of wisely incorporating the lessons that are being offered to you, you will harden your stance and thus block yourself from the growth that is necessary to succeed. Your belief that those challenging you are dishonest and needlessly hostile will prevent you from seeing the good advice mixed in with the criticism. There will be a waxing and waning of purpose, resulting in a sloppy final product.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Fie! Tarot is awesome!

And because of that, I've gone ahead and done a full Celtic Cross reading for Cynthia.

Spoiler: Full Reading

The first card represents you, as the person receiving the reading. I drew the Queen of Pentacles: This card represents a capable business woman. You are a person who supports and protects those around her, which can be seen in the way you refuse to abandon Wogglebug. The cards see that you are an investor, very devoted to your current business endeavors.

The next card represents the situation you are in now. I drew the 9 of pentacles: This card shows that you've had successful handling of a multi-faceted venture. You speculated on making the Wogglebug movie, and proved that you were able to succeed. This card suggests a growing popularity.

The next card reveals the challenge that you are facing. I drew the King of Swords, who is a powerful man with a quick temper. Your current success was in a small, sheltered environment. To move into a broader market will require tenacity, passion and conviction. This will be a harsher environment, with increasing criticism and challenge.

The next card represents your beliefs. I drew the Page of Swords. He represents a need for caution. Plots. You sense an under-current of dangers afoot, a general hostility in the world around you. This can be seen both in how you view Wogglebug's situation as a legacy of unfair treatment within the stories he's been a part of, but also in how you view yourself in relation to the people and challenges you face. You expect a dishonest adversary.

The next card symbolizes the Distant Past I drew the 10 of pentacles. The distant past is one of prosperity and a successful, established setting. It suggests benefitting from the work of one's predecessors. This is clearly referring to the original stories about Oz. Those stories provide a strong foundation for future work.

The next card represents the more recent past. I drew Justice. This card can show that you have the inner strength and confidence not to be swayed by the opinions of others. You've demonstrated that you have the ability to set aside negative opinions and continue on a course of progress and achievement. You made a full-length movie, which is something to be proud of. This card also suggests that there is an inner balance that can be reached by being temporarily unattached to an outcome. You've been able to focus on future goals of reaching a more wide-spread audience by putting aside emotional concerns of the size of your current audience. You're at a place where you can stick to your course of action, even if unpopular or costly.

Now we start to look to the future, with the Page of Pentacles In the immediate future, the cards see you as an enthusiastic young person eager to enter the world of commerce. They show that there are good ideas for this project, and that you will have a period of discipline and focus as you work toward your goal.

The next card represents your self perception. I drew the Two of Wands. You have set yourself on a path to search out new possibilities and hidden options. You see yourself as willing to brainstorm new ways to move your project forward. You anticipate obstacles, but are committed to your responsibilities.

Now we explore how others perceive you. I drew the 10 of Swords. From the outside, people looking at you see plans that originally may have been promising that are now ending in failure. The outside vision of your work is much more negative, seeing misfortune and anticipating that you will become disillusioned and withdraw from your venture due to the resulting trauma.

We next move to the cards' advice for your path forward. I drew The Emperor. To reach success, you must be a strong leader. You will have to maintain your conviction, and be willing to sacrifice. However, while you are being the executive, you will need to maintain a relaxed type of authority, and have a flexible mind open to the ideas of others. You will need to develop the willingness to sacrifice some things that may seem important now in order to reach the greater good and overall success of your project.

The last card predicts the likely outcome of your venture. I drew the 5 of wands. This card sees a future with inconsistent and sloppy effort devoted to the project. It sees a waxing and waning of purpose, and a preoccupation with how you are perceived by others.

To sum up, the cards see you in a good starting place. You've had success completing your previous project, and have learned skills that can serve as a good foundation for future endeavors. You are also starting with an intellectual property that has fertile soil for the imagination. Your primary problems will occur as you move on to your next phase, where the way the opinions and influences of the outside world clash with your own self perception will begin to have an increasing influence on your project. You see yourself as competent; rationally analyzing your situation and reaching conclusions that will pave a path to success, while the outside world sees you heading toward failure and eventually giving up due to the resulting emotional trauma. In order to reach success, you're going to have to find a way to maintain your creative energy and drive, but be open to the views of others. While you will need to be reasonable in considering other people's opinions, success from this point forward cannot be reached without learning from them and allowing them to strengthen your work.

As far as the outcome, the cards suggest that you are going to ignore this advice, and fail to benefit from outside counsel. They suggest that you will be focused on the way others perceive you, but not to your benefit. Instead of wisely incorporating the lessons that are being offered to you, you will harden your stance and thus block yourself from the growth that is necessary to succeed. Your belief that those challenging you are dishonest and needlessly hostile will prevent you from seeing the good advice mixed in with the criticism. There will be a waxing and waning of purpose, resulting in a sloppy final product.

I just drew one of my own tarrot cards to get a reading of this reading and I drew the Pile of Dogshit. Make of that whatever you will.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I just drew one of my own tarrot cards to get a reading of this reading and I drew the Pile of Dogshit. Make of that whatever you will.

Come on, don't you see the summary is based on the thread and not the cards?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Come on, don't you see the summary is based on the thread and not the cards?

I also drew a card for myself and it was the King of Fools.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I also drew a card for myself and it was the King of Fools.

<bows before the king>

 

[Thundershlock]

I also drew a card for myself and it was the King of Fools.

Fie! Tarot is awesome!

And because of that, I've gone ahead and done a full Celtic Cross reading for Cynthia.

Spoiler: Full Reading

The first card represents you, as the person receiving the reading. I drew the Queen of Pentacles: This card represents a capable business woman. You are a person who supports and protects those around her, which can be seen in the way you refuse to abandon Wogglebug. The cards see that you are an investor, very devoted to your current business endeavors.

The next card represents the situation you are in now. I drew the 9 of pentacles: This card shows that you've had successful handling of a multi-faceted venture. You speculated on making the Wogglebug movie, and proved that you were able to succeed. This card suggests a growing popularity.

The next card reveals the challenge that you are facing. I drew the King of Swords, who is a powerful man with a quick temper. Your current success was in a small, sheltered environment. To move into a broader market will require tenacity, passion and conviction. This will be a harsher environment, with increasing criticism and challenge.

The next card represents your beliefs. I drew the Page of Swords. He represents a need for caution. Plots. You sense an under-current of dangers afoot, a general hostility in the world around you. This can be seen both in how you view Wogglebug's situation as a legacy of unfair treatment within the stories he's been a part of, but also in how you view yourself in relation to the people and challenges you face. You expect a dishonest adversary.

The next card symbolizes the Distant Past I drew the 10 of pentacles. The distant past is one of prosperity and a successful, established setting. It suggests benefitting from the work of one's predecessors. This is clearly referring to the original stories about Oz. Those stories provide a strong foundation for future work.

The next card represents the more recent past. I drew Justice. This card can show that you have the inner strength and confidence not to be swayed by the opinions of others. You've demonstrated that you have the ability to set aside negative opinions and continue on a course of progress and achievement. You made a full-length movie, which is something to be proud of. This card also suggests that there is an inner balance that can be reached by being temporarily unattached to an outcome. You've been able to focus on future goals of reaching a more wide-spread audience by putting aside emotional concerns of the size of your current audience. You're at a place where you can stick to your course of action, even if unpopular or costly.

Now we start to look to the future, with the Page of Pentacles In the immediate future, the cards see you as an enthusiastic young person eager to enter the world of commerce. They show that there are good ideas for this project, and that you will have a period of discipline and focus as you work toward your goal.

The next card represents your self perception. I drew the Two of Wands. You have set yourself on a path to search out new possibilities and hidden options. You see yourself as willing to brainstorm new ways to move your project forward. You anticipate obstacles, but are committed to your responsibilities.

Now we explore how others perceive you. I drew the 10 of Swords. From the outside, people looking at you see plans that originally may have been promising that are now ending in failure. The outside vision of your work is much more negative, seeing misfortune and anticipating that you will become disillusioned and withdraw from your venture due to the resulting trauma.

We next move to the cards' advice for your path forward. I drew The Emperor. To reach success, you must be a strong leader. You will have to maintain your conviction, and be willing to sacrifice. However, while you are being the executive, you will need to maintain a relaxed type of authority, and have a flexible mind open to the ideas of others. You will need to develop the willingness to sacrifice some things that may seem important now in order to reach the greater good and overall success of your project.

The last card predicts the likely outcome of your venture. I drew the 5 of wands. This card sees a future with inconsistent and sloppy effort devoted to the project. It sees a waxing and waning of purpose, and a preoccupation with how you are perceived by others.

To sum up, the cards see you in a good starting place. You've had success completing your previous project, and have learned skills that can serve as a good foundation for future endeavors. You are also starting with an intellectual property that has fertile soil for the imagination. Your primary problems will occur as you move on to your next phase, where the way the opinions and influences of the outside world clash with your own self perception will begin to have an increasing influence on your project. You see yourself as competent; rationally analyzing your situation and reaching conclusions that will pave a path to success, while the outside world sees you heading toward failure and eventually giving up due to the resulting emotional trauma. In order to reach success, you're going to have to find a way to maintain your creative energy and drive, but be open to the views of others. While you will need to be reasonable in considering other people's opinions, success from this point forward cannot be reached without learning from them and allowing them to strengthen your work.

As far as the outcome, the cards suggest that you are going to ignore this advice, and fail to benefit from outside counsel. They suggest that you will be focused on the way others perceive you, but not to your benefit. Instead of wisely incorporating the lessons that are being offered to you, you will harden your stance and thus block yourself from the growth that is necessary to succeed. Your belief that those challenging you are dishonest and needlessly hostile will prevent you from seeing the good advice mixed in with the criticism. There will be a waxing and waning of purpose, resulting in a sloppy final product.

See you dont even have to pay for this stuff when you have your friends at kiwi farms!

 

[AnOminous]

Also, in terms of the tarrot nonsense, all these miracle workers will use snippets of information you give them to do their parlor tricks. If it's online and not live, they can do basic Google and social media searches and come up with a shitton of stuff to tie into their sham. And if that fails, they can always go the standard route of dropping random names and vague questions so you fill in the blanks.

I doubt she realizes she could do her own tarot readings without paying some retard to make shit up. Or use a real oracle like the I Ching.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Or use a real oracle like the I Ching

If she has a problem with interpreting Tarot cards I can't see her going anywhere with I Ching.

 

[Gigasneed]

What kind of atheist believes in tarot readings and psychics?
Do you also believe in ghosts, demons, or spirits? @WogglebugLover

 

[howyadoin]

What kind of atheist believes in tarot readings and psychics?

Especially the kind of atheist who puts emphasis in science and empirical evidence, i.e. Wogglebug.

 

[AnOminous]

What kind of atheist believes in tarot readings and psychics?
Do you also believe in ghosts, demons, or spirits? @WogglebugLover

She believes in the promises of Nigerians.

 

[Coach McGuirk]

What kind of atheist believes in tarot readings and psychics?
Do you also believe in ghosts, demons, or spirits? @WogglebugLover

She just believes anything that praises her, be it psychic, or Nigerian lover, anything that gives her a firm pat on the ass and indulges her delusions will be seen as true. Any sort of constructive criticism or views beyond her own, will be viewed as terrible trolling attempts, and blasphemy to her. She's off in bootleg Oz, the real world means nothing to her.

 

[AnOminous]

She's off in bootleg Oz, the real world means nothing to her.

Not even canonical Oz, where the Wogglebug is a weird dickhead nobody likes. Why would anyone, even a retard, pick this horrible character to fixate on?

 

[stuffandthings]

If anyone hasn't perused the art on the Woggleblog, it's pretty choice stuff.


Sample: Woggle is aroused by plaid. Sylvie does a Hitler salute.

 

[Thundershlock]

You know, adhering to a religion and god is rather inconvenient for someone who spends all her time pining over a fictional insect. Given that there are also rules about having no other gods, and such thinga not to mention having to divide her time...

 

[Deadpool]

I don't need tarot cards to predict Cherie's future. She's going to be a fat ugly failure until she dies.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I doubt she realizes she could do her own tarot readings without paying some retard to make shit up. Or use a real oracle like the I Ching.

Reading tarot cards requires a bit of creativity, so she's shit out of luck there.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I doubt she realizes she could do her own tarot readings without paying some retard to make shit up. Or use a real oracle like the I Ching.

But that would require, you know, effort and that's not what she's all about. She's lazy and autistic meaning she wants things done for her. It's like how Chris-Chan wants people to do Sonichu for him and he just sits back and rakes in all the money. Cynthia wants to be the one in charge of her Wogglebug Empire and just have people make her cartoons because she sucks at it.

Reading tarot cards requires a bit of creativity, so she's shit out of luck there.

That too.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

You know, adhering to a religion and god is rather inconvenient for someone who spends all her time pining over a fictional insect. Given that there are also rules about having no other gods, and such thinga not to mention having to divide her time...

Catholics found a way around it and worship paintings, statues and actual human body parts