What also bothered me in that podcast clip was how they kept going on about how "handsome" Bird is. The dude is not handsome, but boy did Digi get all "giggly glowing schoolgirl" when he heard that. Thinking he has what people deem to be an attractive significant other is always something he's gotten off on, and I'm sure it goes doubly when in his delusional little mind he thinks, "I'm already such an attractive passable girl that a handsome (and btw toootally straight) man wants me." Everything is an ego trip for this douchebag.
This entire "Bird doesn't touch penises" thing is constantly brought up as evidence that he is in fact "straight", when in reality all it is proof of is that he really doesn't find Digi attractive. Digi isn't getting his dick replaced with a gash anytime soon (troons require two entire years of prescribed HRT before it is even considered), and he will never come close to passing as a female because he began his transition so late in life - look to Bruce Jenner for further evidence of that: the HRT barely touched the dude aside from giving him tiny pancake titties, and even extensive plastic surgery couldn't salvage him. Yet thanks to Digi's delusions, Bird can pretend to be attracted to Digi without ever having to give him head or do anything a normal partner would do to make sex equally enjoyable for both parties because he's so "straight". Truly that is just proof that he finds Digi to just be repulsive, but I'm sure Digi loves thinking theres some deep-rooted reasoning for it, such that Bird is actually a heterosexual male. Even though anytime he speaks he sounds like the gayest twink alive. and I refuse to believe he hasn't had a whole city's worth of cocks down his throat over the years.
It makes me want to vomit thinking about their sex life but with all the details they divulged about the "never taking Digi's underwear off" stuff, it sounds equally parts revolting and hilarious.
