Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

It's probably just a filter, but some mascara actually does a lot for Staph. Signals femininity and makes her eyes look less like chocolate chips sunken into a big dough lump.

 

[Chromeo]

Amazon is just a very convenient place to create a wish list since they stock items by so many companies/independent sellers, and people can also buy stuff on your wish list and have it sent straight to you without them actually being able to see your address.

That's the thing with "not supporting capitalism," is you have to sacrifice convenience and comfort to do it. Steph talks a big game but she's never been the type to make actual personal sacrifices.

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Like the MJ drama doesn't still cause Internet bitch fights.

 

[80's Dad]

Is that a selfie with.. with EYE CONTACT?? Without a TRIGGER WARNING??

Also the least fun thing about viewing KF around now is seeing all the cows that get their vaccine before I can.

 

[Meowzers]

It's probably just a filter, but some mascara actually does a lot for Staph. Signals femininity and makes her eyes look less like chocolate chips sunken into a big dough lump.

nah, i doubt it's a filter. she's taking selfies with a digital camera from like 2008 or a webcam. just a lucky shot.
but you are right, she could be a handsome woman (sorry, enby) with flattering age-appropriate makeup. there's been a few stapphy makeover photoshops in the thread but they all sucked imo so here's mine


do a little contour and highlight, yarrow! wing that liner! curl those lashes! it does wonders

edit:

fucking pussy. hit the bong or eat a funny mushroom and get back to us. also she always brags about how mugwort gets her like omg soooo high so idk what she's going on about

also, she uploaded her stupid intersex forum thing if anyone wants to give it a watch. it's two fucking hours long though

https://us02web.zoom.us/rec/play/HDkPr5kVtCpi_a7_N35zVIXWT1zBJh4ejRGwekFylYUmbAjjaxRbcTjiFU1NhhQy5dzUSkAf6e0nnez6.0s5NLD1yjLLiL53V?startTime=1613691551000&_x_zm_rtaid=xuqiuXziR9aIvg0mI_E9mQ.1615925935995.2c2ff98521ce7c9f16903c5601a98e91&_x_zm_rhtaid=430

 

[Miss Misery]

Silene undulata is regarded by the Xhosa people as a sacred plant. Its root is traditionally used to induce vivid (and according to the Xhosa, prophetic) lucid dreams during the initiation process of shamans, classifying it a naturally occurring oneirogen similar to the more well-known dream herb Calea zacatechichi.

The Chontal people of Oaxaca reportedly use Calea zacatechichi, known locally as thle-pela-kano, during divination. Isolated reports describe rituals that involve smoking a plant believed to be this species, drinking it as a tea, and placing it under a pillow to induce divinatory or lucid dreams due to its properties as an oneirogen.

Uh... isn't that cultural appropriation?

Also if she consumes any more mugwort and/or wormwood she's going to end up with thujone poisoning.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

>implying she's not getting fake herbs in the mail because you know she orders her stash from sketchy websites, or, even better, Amazon, like the true and honest anarchist she is

 

[sauerkraut]

also, she uploaded her stupid intersex forum thing if anyone wants to give it a watch. it's two fucking hours long though

Here are a few highlights for anyone who doesn't want to watch (I skipped around a little, but she starts speaking at around 0:41:00 or 0:45:00). Lots of TMI, because it's Stephanie Cianfriglia speaking at an intersex panel:

• Around 0:48:45: She blanks out on the order the urethra, vagina, and anus are supposed to be in, then settles for "Whatever order the holes are supposed to go..." (she doesn't know because hers are out of order, apparently)
• 0:49:35 she reveals she pees from two holes, then says she uses this fact at icebreakers
• Around 0:52:50: States she has all the "traditional" internal organs of someone assigned female. She just has a mutant pussy
• 0:53:18: Starts ranting about TERFs and transphobes for no reason. She brags about using her deformity as a gotcha in internet fights, then complains about being told she's assigned female at birth since being deformed makes her "different from what's typically assigned female at birth" or something
• 0:55:02: She's about to wrap up when she suddenly blurts out "Oh, the GATEKEEPING" and starts rambling aimlessly again about people online telling her she's AFAB
• 0:57:25: The facilitator of the panel tries to cut Stephanie off but she starts talking about her t-shirt with transgender and intersex labels on it. She says she likes wearing buttons and shirts because it "starts a conversation"; maybe she thinks this is what activism is
• 1:48:20: Stephanie is asked for closing comments but she just plugs her social media so everyone "can see, like, my activism"

The rest of the panel itself is just a bunch of intersex boomers struggling to figure out how Zoom works.

 

[SnottieLottie]

It honestly makes me depressed seeing that edit because it proves that with a little effort she could actually be kinda pretty in that “Average soccer mom who hosts the neighborhood’s barbecues” way. So much potential all snuffed out by ghost dicks and tumblr.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Cow crossover:

Spoiler: Dumb Fauci Argument Excerpts

 

[A single cheeto]

She acts like people telling her to piss her pants has traumatized her. It's fucking words on a screen, block them you ninny. Also, someone says their great grandmother died and in an instant she's making it about herself again.

Also holy shit "going into a trance state at a cemetery". That one Halloween might've not been the only time she's left trash and shit on graves.

As for the boundaries, I think Steph is the last person who should be saying anything about that. Take a look at her DA days, and more recently, the poor soul who had to block her a whopping FOUR times on Mastodon.

 

[unidentified code]

>I lost my great grandma today
>Oof.

Hate that shit.

 

[glass_houses]

She says she has sex once a month. Interesting. Wonder how she manages that.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

She says she has sex once a month. Interesting. Wonder how she manages that.

It's ghost sex. With her ghost husbands.

 

[A single cheeto]

It's ghost sex. With her ghost husbands.

Or her demon waifus in the astral plane.

 

[marjoram]

"Next time I'm in a locker room..."

So like never ever ever. Gyro's such an ass.

 

[stuffandthings]

It's ghost sex. With her ghost husbands.

So, she's saying she could get AIDS from her ghost husbands.

Also, her argument is so stupid. I own a toaster that I use once every couple months, so technically I could get electrocuted. But it's still a lot less likely to happen to me than a electrician.

And gay men are ass electricians...and the voltage is AIDS.

 

[Meowzers]

so the guy is arguing that fauci didn't close down gay bathhouses during the AIDS epidemic and is a hypocrite for shutting down everything during covid. gyro is screeching "oh you must HATE SLUTTY GAYS THEN! why don't we just stop blood transfusions then? i can still get AIDS from my ghost husbands!" and....what?
maybe i'm just stupid but what's she even getting at here? with the blood transfusions and bathhouses and slutty gays thing? gay men can't donate blood because of outdated AIDs-panic era rules that haven't changed in like 30 years. comparing covid to AIDS is stupid and gyro inserting herself with her ghost husbands is even stupider. (although i don't doubt that richie or jeffy-poo picked up something nasty in their lives. MJ too, now that i think of it. remember to use a ghost condom and get ghost tested regularly, stephi!)

and where is she going with the whole "ummm sweaty not all trans people who use women's bathrooms have soft birbs " the transgender bathroom thing isn't about you gyro, you're just looking for something to complain about, fuck off.

edit: re-read the post and boy howdy how did i miss her sex addiction rant? it's so tone deaf. and how is she in a "unique" position to talk about being AFAB and taking estrogen and somehow that makes her relate more to trans women on titty skittles? you were born with ovaries, they got yeeted, now you take hormones to make up for it. everyone who gets scooped clean deals with this. almost every woman over 50 deals with this. hell, i'd argue that taking birth control is like this. man, she's such a dummy.

 

[Chromeo]

It's ghost sex. With her ghost husbands.

>tfw you die and think you get to go to paradise, only to be chained to the Earth so a fat woman who pees herself can give you AIDS

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

For an "asexual" she spends more time talking about sex than anyone I've ever actually met. I believe asexual people exist (well, people with next to no sex drive do at any rate, and schizoids are a thing) but they don't spend a hell of a lot of time talking, thinking, and reading about boning because it's of no interest to them, that's the fucking point. You know who is that preoccupied with sex? Horny people who aren't getting any. I don't know why I'm surprised considering she doesn't know what intersex, transgender or cripple mean either judging by her claims to be any of those things. But I guess I should expect this from the anarchist who bitches and moans she isn't scamming as much government dole money as she'd like, or the traumatized abuse victim whose trauma stems from the fact they weren't actually abused.

Jesus fucking Christmas, Staph you gigantic fucking phony, words mean things.

You know what though, I will admit that she's got a point about "sex addiction" being a lame bullshit excuse from people caught acting inappropriately.

And is it really so difficult to defend Fauci that we're resorting to... something about the potential of getting AIDS from ghosts? Hahaha goddamn this is why as infuriating as I find this cow at times I still love this thread so much.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Spoiler: I'm fat

Spoiler: Referring to white supremacists

Spoiler: Peetie says "Do what you wish, I'm already dead inside"

Spoiler: I'M MURDERING YOU FOR THIS!

In reply to...

Spoiler: I'M ALSO MURDERING YOU FOR THIS!

Spoiler: You guys must have missed it when I put this up yesterday

This isn't a repost, she's just begging again.

Spoiler: I see dead people

Spoiler: This totally happened

Spoiler: My dead name is long and Italian

THAT IS YOUR FAMILY NAME! YOUR FAMILY NAME IS NOT YOUR DEAD NAME! It has nothing to do with your gender!

How can she be this bad at everything?

Spoiler: Totally gay guys

Spoiler: Desperately shilling her etzy

There are like three more directly before that and a bunch sprinkled in throughout the day.