The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Big Meaty Claws]

Given the state has legalized weed this is a conundrum for the ATF. As others have said your only going to get hemmed up on this if you're being targeted for investigation. Some alt right sped posts a bong and pistol they are going to process crime him the fuck out, but some leftist trans faggots? Nah the Nigger Bitch in Chief ain't gonna authorize that.

Legit sounds like the best way to avoid being punished these days, is just be a uber leftist soyboy. Then the state can't touch you at all if you have drugs and guns, cause that would look bad on them

 

[Sheogorath]

"I'm not a dude I'm just fuckin tired"
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this guy worryingly looks like the wojak

 

[Divine right to rule]

Why do I get the feeling "Earl" is the mailman, but these speds think he's some kind of Nazi spy?
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Nice. Open death threats. And their orbiters think that is fine.
I wonder if they will still defend them after they murder someone.

 

[glass_houses]

Nice. Open death threats. And their orbiters think that is fine.
I wonder if they will still defend them after they murder someone.

Of course they will. They'll even terrorise the murder victim's family for shits and giggles.

 

[JohnDoe]

I doubt they could wield it correctly, but I'm assuming them using .357 and .44 magnums dirty Harry style is overkill?

.44 is on the edge of practicality but anyone who can handle it can go for it. 357 Mag is a great animal defense caliber.
I'm all for the tacticool shit and I like to give fudds a hard time but honestly 357 revolvers are extremely versatile. You can also load them with 38 Spl for a softer shooting.

A 357 revolver is the antithesis of overkill in about 95% of all situations, though the 44 is a bit of a gimmick, yeah. It's no accident that the 357 revolver has been the de facto sidearm for ranchers since before the metallic cartridge revolution. They are comfy to shoot, reliable, and the ballistics are great for everything from coyotes to banditos.

Up until the last 15 years or so the usual pair of ranch guns would be a 357 revolver and a lever or bolt gun in 30-30 or 30-06, just simple things for when you needed a bit more range and punch. Think cowboy movies or deer hunting rifles, if you're not familiar. Cheap AK or AR pattern rifles are replacing them with some of the latest generations of ranchers, but you can't go wrong with the classics.

The ridiculous rifles the Tranch are showing off are insane overkill. The cartridges are too powerful and expensive for ranch work, you typically aren't fighting deathclaws. The platforms are built for precision shooting too, when all you need on the prairie is MOC (minute of coyote) accuracy.

 

[Gone Ham]

The ridiculous rifles the Tranch are showing off are insane overkill. The cartridges are too powerful and expensive for ranch work, you typically aren't fighting deathclaws. The platforms are built for precision shooting too, when all you need on the prairie is MOC (minute of coyote) accuracy.

I mean, with all the hormones and other terrible things they're doing with their bodies, I wouldn't be surprised if one mutated into a death claw

 

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Bonnie threatens to kill some guy named Earl
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lololol it's not the sleep deprivation that's making you look like a dude there, buddy

Could you please have one interaction with a person making fun of you without you saying how great it would be to literally kill them, Paul?

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Bonnie threatens to kill some guy named Earl
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I listened to the Worst Year Ever podcast. Here is a half-assed summary sans much commentary because it's all just wow:

• Penny- "We call it a trans haven, but yeah, the alpaca are really the important part." lol ok, buddy
• Robert Evans (the host) keeps unironically using the word "chud"
• Penny says 7/4/20 is the date that they "got onto the radar of the militia" that's been harassing them. This is about that armed Fourth of July parade (note that they would not take exception to an armed tranny parade) They were concerned about: 3% flag, confederate flag, armed white people.
  • People didn't appreciate the tranch tweeting out "Everyone be careful, Nazis on parade"
• Harassment was online focused, trying to isolate tranch from the community
  • "we are not individualistic, we are anarchistic and all about building communities"
• "I love meeting people who don't think like me"
• Custer county is diverse but full of Trumpism, QAnon, Christian White Nationalism, 3 pers (3% people?)
• Host: "When did this go from online beef to real life?" Penny: "We've been getting increasin amount of warnings over 3 months and have, um, kind of been paying closer attention and beefing up security here on the ranch. Or trying to. We're beefing up security on a 40 acre lot with 180 animals, like it's difficult to do that. We were kind of walking more patrols." The claims:
  • Then we noticed we were getting followed, getting tagged in town in coming off of our road.
  • Got a bevy of dire warnings from townspeople who like us, that the harassment campaign was going to start.
  • Had someone from out of town help with security. He came in and was aggressively followed down our road to the point there was an 80mph chase down our road and he had to draw a gun to get them to back off.
• They caught multiple people armed on their property that night and that was 2 weeks ago now—been at that level of harassment since then
• Host: "How did you respond to finding them on your property that first time?" Penny: "He commanded them to turn around and walk off our property and if they turned back toward him, they were going to die. They ran and left a trail of piss down my fucking driveway., threw their rifles and jumped our fucking gate"
• Josie: "We are dealing with well entitled people who have no training or understanding of what they're really doing trying to intimidate people."
• "They thought we were a soft target, they didn't think we had community backing"
• The threat online across many boards was that they were going to burn down the tranch to get them out of the county and take their guns
• "I hope Earl hears this. I'm coming, Earl. I'm ready."
• "Ever since that first encounter, they getting more (unintelligible) themselves more, they're taking it slower and coming up with plans. Lots of overwatch, and checking us out and probing as opposed to stepping onto the property"
• Penny and Josie stay up all night and everyone else has to do the chores
• Talked about the support/grift bux they got
• "People sent us medical supplies, perishable goods (male giggles in bg), and I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, but ammo (more giggles)"
• They debated internally over whether they were going to make public what was going on
• chud, chud, chud, nazi, nazi, nazi, fash, fash, fash, y'all, y'all, y'all
• The tranch appreicates the community being there for them. Especially when they have money and free stuff
• "People keep asking, did you call the cops or the FBI? And we are like what the fuck are you talking about? What is wrong with you?" (bc it's all pretend)
• Our GFM will help us turn the corner to full sustainability (lololololol)

In short, no real evidence of anything or calling anyone out. Just a bunch of bullshit and mention of some guy named Earl (a name they prob got off of a box of tea).

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

God I can just imagine, Penny staring off into the void, his sleep deprived mind drifting from his lack of dilations, and Bonnie's fucking awful cooking, causing him to get visions of this Earl in the dark, dancing around like a shadow. Then he starts getting delusions, he finds a wrapper on the tranch, of, OH GOD, EARL GREY TEA. EARL!!

Next thing you know, he finds some dude who doesn't like the tranch, also named Earl, and now hes dead set that this is the person who is shadow dancing at night. And if you dare ask for prove, your a nazi.

 

[UVB-76]

• Custer county is diverse but full of Trumpism, QAnon, Christian White Nationalism, 3 pers (3% people?)

Yeah "threepers" is short hand for "three percenters".
And the inorganic use of "chud" makes it obvious that it's a pathetic attempt at having a "cuck" equivalent.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Yeah "threepers" is short hand for "three percenters".
And the inorganic use of "chud" makes it obvious that it's a pathetic attempt at having a "cuck" equivalent.

I give you a huge bet that most of the "chuds" are just normal people trying to live there lives, but are seen as nazis due to them not bending a knee too the "wonderful" unicorn ranch

 

[Tour of Italy]

Why do I get the feeling "Earl" is the mailman, but these speds think he's some kind of Nazi spy?
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All I see with this is some lucky district attorney’s slam dunk evidence for murder 1.

Could just be tough talk; I really hope it is. Time will tell I guess.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Who is based Earl?

 

[Divine right to rule]

Who is based Earl?

I assume he looks somewhat like this

Spoiler

 

[mr.moon1488]

All I see with this is some lucky district attorney’s slam dunk evidence for murder 1.

Could just be tough talk; I really hope it is. Time will tell I guess.

As much as I'd like to see something go down, I'd really hate to see some poor rando just living his life get shot by one of these psychos.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

A quick read-around indicates that alpacas usually deliver during early daylight hours. The fact that they have a couple dozen sheep they're wanting to breed is very concerning itself, though; my understanding is that sheep are much more likely to run into complications when lambing.

I'm picturing 21st century James Herriot arriving to the scene of the lambing, seeing/smelling the tranchers, and quickly deciding that maybe the Lord God didn't make them all.

 

[Brain Problems]

Who is based Earl?

"Once upon a time, there was a place of great goodness called the Tranch. Alpaca gamboled there amidst happy laughing true and honest spirits..."

 

[ellroy]

Holy shit, so with 5.7's not being only overkill, it's over twice as much per round to fire than a 9mm? These guys are the epitome of "if it goes through more things, then it means that it is better". If they were smart, .45 would do them just fine for handguns

Don’t overlook 10mm. The round is getting popular because of 9mm prices. Plus a Glock 40 is at similar prices as their shitty Ruger 57.

 

[Cowpies]

'Earl'. Just happens to have one of the most stereotypical redneck names outside of 'Bubba'.

 

[AnOminous]

>spooks

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The fuck you just call me cracka?